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Review: Ironbound Latina FH

Lipstickgypsy

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Great review. thank you. I am curious was the smell that put you off a body odor or room stink?
BO for sure… I’m guessing it was the end of her shift and she would’ve been fresher had I arrived earlier in the day. I didn’t mind the smell of the big room too much but it didn’t smell great either.
 

ChrisChristiesBurner

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Ewwww... booty juice
My guess is she was seeing 6 customers a day and now sees 30 due to the reviews she has on this site. She looked in a word "broken" when I saw her recently. Powerfully agressive is the correct term. This place takes fast house to another level as Im sure after she got dressed she saw another client in 2 minutes. Doubt they shower much. Im guessing a lot of guys are visiting as its hard to find 30s latina talent for that price range. My advice is they should increase the price by 60 to create a more sustainable pace and provide better hygiene.
 

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My guess is she was seeing 6 customers a day and now sees 30 due to the reviews she has on this site. She looked in a word "broken" when I saw her recently. Powerfully agressive is the correct term. This place takes fast house to another level as Im sure after she got dressed she saw another client in 2 minutes. Doubt they shower much. Im guessing a lot of guys are visiting as its hard to find 30s latina talent for that price range. My advice is they should increase the price by 60 to create a more sustainable pace and provide better hygiene.
You are missing the whole concept of fast house and how the house and girl make it work. Volume for the house. Volume but add ons for the girl to fully take home.

They are like the mickeyd's and mickeyd's does very well.
 

MangoMonger

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It's not just one girl there, there're usually like 2 or 3 girls at once so they don't get tired and overworked I always go in the morning but it's starting to get a bit busy during the mornings now
 

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The asian providers at AMP who see a lot of customers in a day (like jenny at gold spa who sees 17 guys some days) still manage to stay clean. I have never got a whiff of BO from her…I think that the latinas may just be a little lazy with cooch maintenance…
 

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The asian providers at AMP who see a lot of customers in a day (like jenny at gold spa who sees 17 guys some days) still manage to stay clean. I have never got a whiff of BO from her…I think that the latinas may just be a little lazy with cooch maintenance…
17???!!!
 

Uniquelyme

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The asian providers at AMP who see a lot of customers in a day (like jenny at gold spa who sees 17 guys some days) still manage to stay clean. I have never got a whiff of BO from her…I think that the latinas may just be a little lazy with cooch maintenance…
I dont go to fast houses much. However I have been to the fast houses 4 times the past 2 mos. Never smelled anything . I think it is more on the girl. To say a whole group like latinas or Asians isn't accurate.
 

ChrisChristiesBurner

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You are missing the whole concept of fast house and how the house and girl make it work. Volume for the house. Volume but add ons for the girl to fully take home.

They are like the mickeyd's and mickeyd's does very well.
I get the concept of a fast house, but girls work at fast houses for a reason. They cant command top dollar at other parlors. The Costa Rican girl isnt a model, but she also doesnt have a body done by edward scissorhands a la girls at the parlor above the auto body shop. She is also much attractive than the seniors who work here. If I was her I would switch places to where she can charge at least 160. The bad hygeiene is a sign of things to come.
 

Uniquelyme

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I get the concept of a fast house, but girls work at fast houses for a reason. They cant command top dollar at other parlors. The Costa Rican girl isnt a model, but she also doesnt have a body done by edward scissorhands a la girls at the parlor above the auto body shop. She is also much attractive than the seniors who work here. If I was her I would switch places to where she can charge at least 160. The bad hygeiene is a sign of things to come.
You still dont get it. They also work the fast houses because they are more comfortable with the managers who speak fluent Spanish.

You wanting em to raise their prices would drive away their customers. I agree hygiene needs to be good at all spots. That's on the girl to find time to clean themselves between sessions. This happens at the over 50 fast houses in NYC/NJ. Some girls know how to make it work others will hopefully learn.

Also plenty of fast house girls make BIg money in these places ik of a few that walk out of a shift with over $1k minimum every day they work. The body count doesn't bother some. Some take vacations. Some get jaded, it's all part of the game.
 

ChrisChristiesBurner

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You still dont get it. They also work the fast houses because they are more comfortable with the managers who speak fluent Spanish.

You wanting em to raise their prices would drive away their customers. I agree hygiene needs to be good at all spots. That's on the girl to find time to clean themselves between sessions. This happens at the over 50 fast houses in NYC/NJ. Some girls know how to make it work others will hopefully learn.

Also plenty of fast house girls make BIg money in these places ik of a few that walk out of a shift with over $1k minimum every day they work. The body count doesn't bother some. Some take vacations. Some get jaded, it's all part of the game.
Face it, she doesnt know any better. If your theory was true there would be a healthy selection of 6s and up at fast houses. Most you go to are fulll of 3s or 4s. She's a 5 and Id give the other girls a 3 because Im nice. I'm not saying they should raise thier price. I just think she should command more or work at a parlor where with higher prices. She's not a trainwreck like the other girls.

Here's an example you probably would understand easier. Lets say for some strange reason McDonalds bought Five guys and started offering thier burger on the value menu. Id say its a great deal but they could charge more for the five guys burger.
 

Uniquelyme

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Face it, she doesnt know any better. If your theory was true there would be a healthy selection of 6s and up at fast houses. Most you go to are fulll of 3s or 4s. She's a 5 and Id give the other girls a 3 because Im nice. I'm not saying they should raise thier price. I just think she should command more or work at a parlor where with higher prices. She's not a trainwreck like the other girls.

Here's an example you probably would understand easier. Lets say for some strange reason McDonalds bought Five guys and started offering thier burger on the value menu. Id say its a great deal but they could charge more for the five guys burger.
I smashed several 7's and close to 8 and even an 8 at a motel spot . You just have to go to the right ones.

Also if she's a 5 she shouldnt command anything more than what she gets .
 

MangoMonger

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Face it, she doesnt know any better. If your theory was true there would be a healthy selection of 6s and up at fast houses. Most you go to are fulll of 3s or 4s. She's a 5 and Id give the other girls a 3 because Im nice. I'm not saying they should raise thier price. I just think she should command more or work at a parlor where with higher prices. She's not a trainwreck like the other girls.

Here's an example you probably would understand easier. Lets say for some strange reason McDonalds bought Five guys and started offering thier burger on the value menu. Id say its a great deal but they could charge more for the five guys burger.
Ay
Face it, she doesnt know any better. If your theory was true there would be a healthy selection of 6s and up at fast houses. Most you go to are fulll of 3s or 4s. She's a 5 and Id give the other girls a 3 because Im nice. I'm not saying they should raise thier price. I just think she should command more or work at a parlor where with higher prices. She's not a trainwreck like the other girls.

Here's an example you probably would understand easier. Lets say for some strange reason McDonalds bought Five guys and started offering thier burger on the value menu. Id say its a great deal but they could charge more for the five guys burger.
Ay them 3s and 4s love to please tho, I use to see a Venezuelan chick at this spot who a 3.5 face wise never said no to a position and never charged me like 2.0 for 2 pops
 
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