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Review: L & L Massage Spa

kth

Registered Member
Messages: 42
Reviews: 5
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#2
This place is bottom of the barrel without flat-out being bad. You go here when desperate or in a rush, not to just have a nice session. Massage is average if you're lucky with way too much oil, and the HE is super mechanical. But they are reliable and inexpensive.
 

Eyerisheyes

Registered Member
Messages: 14
Reviews: 5
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#3
Definitely agree with the reliable and inexpensive part but... definitely not bottom of the barrel though. They're friendly and the last HE I had there was fantastic and not rushed or mechanical at all.
 

Barry White

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Messages: 415
Reviews: 32
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#4
It is what it is. Basic in every way. Rooms are large and clean. Massages are usually decent. He is also basic and in many cases mechanical. But a better one may be had
 

Eyerisheyes

Registered Member
Messages: 14
Reviews: 5
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#5
That's fair - I wasn't trying to say it's not basic. Totally with you on that and I have indeed had a very mechanical HE there before but I think she was super new and inexperienced, she literally came in like a closing pitcher for the last 15 mins after an otherwise really great massage. I guess to your point it's inconsistent the more I think back on my experiences there.
 

sucklercow

Registered Member
Messages: 63
Reviews: 7
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#6
We all can't avoid hit or miss in many places. OP put his provider name so we might can expect something reliable on her.
But what was the inexperienced girl name, Eyerisheyes? I'd avoid her.
 

shannonwinters

Registered Member
Messages: 1
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#8
Just went here and had a really boring experience. Kth is dead on. Women are homely, too much oil, substandard massage, really mechanical HE which wasn't sensual in even the slightest way...The worst part was when I asked if it would be ok to roam a little bit, and she said no. I told her if she made me happy, I would make her very happy with a big tip, and she still said no. At that point, I asked her to stop the HE and I just left. I tipped $40 and she was thrilled with it. She said "See you next time" and I said "You won't." Will never go back here.
 
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