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Review: Lana—Colombian Milf
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When was this? Sorry to hear about that. When I first called her, she didn’t pick up. She called me back ten minutes later.
If I recall, she asked me,
“How did you hear about me?”
“What do you do for a living?”
“Are you married?”
“How old are you?”
I waited at the corner (next to the phone booth). She called me five minutes later and then told me where to see her.
If I recall, she asked me,
“How did you hear about me?”
“What do you do for a living?”
“Are you married?”
“How old are you?”
I waited at the corner (next to the phone booth). She called me five minutes later and then told me where to see her.
I wouldn't be surprised if her flaking on you had nothing to do with you or screening etc. and more to do with her opting to go with a regular who reached out to her last minute. She will ghost a newbie to fit in a regular who is in the neighborhood and reaches out on short notice. It's not right but I've been on both sides of that equation with her as a newcomer and now as a regular.
This times a million, so I call and schedule an appointment, I call again to confirm 30 mins out and she says oh give me an additional 30 mins. Ok fine.
Next she gives me an address, which I later find out she across the street from her house to scope me out then, she called me and asked me a million and one questions which I answered then after that she said ok 30 mins I have an emergency, she then told me her sister got into a bad car crash and could not see me and that she was leaving right away. Feeling like this bitch is bullshitting me...
I called again with a different number and I changed my clothes into my work suit(my car was parked up the block, yes I put on my suit in the back seat of my suv) just to see if this would change the situation. Originally I was wearing a black tee with Jeans and dress shoes.
She said the soonest appointment she had was 30 mins from now, so I showed up again, and she gave me the same address, which was a building across from hers, this time she invited me Into her building which is directly across the street from the Asian restaurant.
I went in, first she didn’t seem anywhere close to 40 she was absolutely 60, and two I was super pissed I wasted my time and lastly, this bitch smelled like she was hitting the bottle hard. She reeked of vodka.
I turned right around, didn’t say a single word and left. I was so dissapointed in my self, why did I wait, and try so hard to see this lady.
To each their own, but she’s bat shit crazy and has no regard for your time as she really fucked me over. Well, at least if you’re a first timer or not dressed to her standards, etc.
Next she gives me an address, which I later find out she across the street from her house to scope me out then, she called me and asked me a million and one questions which I answered then after that she said ok 30 mins I have an emergency, she then told me her sister got into a bad car crash and could not see me and that she was leaving right away. Feeling like this bitch is bullshitting me...
I called again with a different number and I changed my clothes into my work suit(my car was parked up the block, yes I put on my suit in the back seat of my suv) just to see if this would change the situation. Originally I was wearing a black tee with Jeans and dress shoes.
She said the soonest appointment she had was 30 mins from now, so I showed up again, and she gave me the same address, which was a building across from hers, this time she invited me Into her building which is directly across the street from the Asian restaurant.
I went in, first she didn’t seem anywhere close to 40 she was absolutely 60, and two I was super pissed I wasted my time and lastly, this bitch smelled like she was hitting the bottle hard. She reeked of vodka.
I turned right around, didn’t say a single word and left. I was so dissapointed in my self, why did I wait, and try so hard to see this lady.
To each their own, but she’s bat shit crazy and has no regard for your time as she really fucked me over. Well, at least if you’re a first timer or not dressed to her standards, etc.
