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Review: Lana - Midtown East

playa69

least INTERESTING kid
Messages: 626
Reviews: 3
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#24
Maxine. 420 friendly. Bring your works and fire up. Walking dead 2019. Total skank to nth degree.
Maxine!

Right. Forgot her name.

Never saw her. I’ll bet she was CUTE when she was YOUNGER.

But, NOW... ubiquitous ads EVERYWHERE, never a GOOD sign.

Shoulda SAVED her money and invested WISELY. :(
 

Jackboner

Registered Member
Messages: 870
Reviews: 12
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#25
She's scary.i remember her ads from early 2000's. She was a healthy looking Latina. Now she looks like an embalmed corpse tha rose from the grave. Never saw her. I'm glad I didn't.
 

playa69

least INTERESTING kid
Messages: 626
Reviews: 3
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#26
She's scary.i remember her ads from early 2000's. She was a healthy looking Latina. Now she looks like an embalmed corpse tha rose from the grave. Never saw her. I'm glad I didn't.
She’s like a walking CAUTIONARY tale.

HOOKERS are like ATHLETES - they both have a SHORT shelf life. :(
 

Deadpool82

Registered Member
Messages: 21
Reviews: 5
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#27
I’ve had sessions with Lana, incredibly hot if you’re into older women like I am. She has implants that feel great too, not like the hard bolt ons like younger korean girls have. The massage is oily and fun, and she is incredibly sensual and accomodating. She even went through a shower with me deep conditioning my hair lol

Why to theee women like my hair so much?
 

ryoueziam

Registered Member
Messages: 94
Reviews: 22
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#28
Text her for an afternoon appointment and text her when I got there, told her to buzz me in and sh
e ask where I was, she told me she move from the old location to the new about a year ago, Wow, it wasn't that bad, only a few blocks away. She's got to be around 45 years old, always had a great time at her place. Treat her well and she will do the same.
 
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