@Rombulous, surely you jest. Many of us at home with the spouse or with a stale relationship felt the same thing, only we were the only customer and there was no lube or moans. The true definition of "starfish". That is how many of us ended up in this hobby. I gladly accept the lube and moans (real or not), but I make every effort to enhance the attitude of the provider when arriving, in the TS, and during the massage. I also time my visits early in the day. I have rarely had a bad session, so it works for me. On the rare occasion when it does not work, I still got what I wanted, but will just go with a different girl the next time at that spa, or choose to go elsewhere. I also have no problem talking to the mamasan if the session was poor. The spas want repeat business, and the good ones will get rid of the dead wood.