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Review: Mimi - XOXO

Mr.Xstcy

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Title: Review: Mimi - XOXO
Date: Sep 7, 2023
Phone: 929-988-2399
City: Nyc
State: New York
Location: Near Port Authority
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 240/Half - 340/Hr
Nationality: Korean
Age Estimate: Lower to mid 20s
Physical Description: Really short around 5’0 range, long hair, tiny and petite frame, natural small Cs, shaven

Recommendation: Yes
 

Zippy17

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Thanks for reviewing. Fake pictures are why I've been afraid to book her.

I’ll be honest, a big reason I was initially eager to see Mimi was after noticing how juicy, full, and curvy her hips and ass were displayed in the photos. Although I knew there was some extra polish on the pics, I was still hoping for a similar representation. After my eyes traveled down with that initial excitement, I am sad to say the juiciness in those photos were greatly enhanced.
This is exactly why these spas really need to stop this bullshit with these photos. When did it become "OK" to post fake and shopped photos that don't show us what the girl really looks like? This bullshit is costing us wasted money on girls we'd never book and makes all of this much more complicated for everybody than it needs to be. It doesn't matter that for this particular OP, this particular time, he managed to enjoy himself. He shouldn't have even been there trying to salvage something good if he's not interested in super-skinny girls without curves, in the first place. If we don't want to roll the dice, we gotta waste our fucking time asking them if the photos are real, (usually 2 or 3 times before you even get a straight answer), doing fucking research on forums to find descriptions from guys who did roll the dice, or we actually gotta waste our time stopping by these places to see them first, which can also mean waiting for her to be available just to see in person for 5 seconds to leave annoyed and frustrated. I asked this in another thread, but how would the spas like it if we started scanning IDs of dudes who we thought looked "similar" to us, or AI-generated photo IDs instead of sending our actual IDs? No good, right? Same here.
 

Zippy17

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The fake photo bullshit isn't even fair to the girls. Whatever she looks like, there will be some guys who like that look and some guys who don't. When they use fake photos, they're losing out on some guys who would have liked the real photos and they're frustrating and pissing off the guys who wanted to meet the girl in the photo. I guarantee you that girls have a much better, more fun, easier, and better-tipping day when they see more guys who are happy they look exactly like their photos that are the main reason they came and fewer guys who are disappointed that the pictures were fake or heavily shopped who are disappointed the minute they walk into the room, even if they're gentlemen about it. It improves our experiences and it lets the girls see more guys who really want to see them and fewer guys who just stay because they're already there DTF and it's too late to go somewhere else. That's not fun for anybody involved. Girls who see guys who chose them because guys like their real photos have a better work life, and this is a hard enough job to be comfortable with in the first place, without making it harder by putting girls into the position of seeing guys disappointed when they walk in. It wasn't a "coincidence" that Mimi asked him about liking bigger asses...she apparently knows the way they misuse her photos is a scam (even if everything else at the spa is legit) and she's self-conscious about it. Same goes for providing no indication that half the girls on the sites aren't currently within 7,000 miles of the spa. That's also annoying AF. Just put some indication like "On Vacation China" so we don't have to keep asking or become detectives to find someone who is in touch with the girl so he can relay the question. These tricks all ruin your business because they're disrespectful to your clients. We spend a ton of money at your places. It's not unfair to ask you not to try to trick us to get us in there: Please stop using fake and old and AI photos and please indicate which girls won't be back for months if you choose to leave their photos up on your site. What part of that is too complicated to understand, or not the right and fair way to treat customers AND the way to make the lives of the girls AND the MMSs at work better and easier and smoother? Anybody able to translate this and share it where it might help?
 

Commando900

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Thanks for reviewing. Fake pictures are why I've been afraid to book her.



This is exactly why these spas really need to stop this bullshit with these photos. When did it become "OK" to post fake and shopped photos that don't show us what the girl really looks like? This bullshit is costing us wasted money on girls we'd never book and makes all of this much more complicated for everybody than it needs to be. It doesn't matter that for this particular OP, this particular time, he managed to enjoy himself. He shouldn't have even been there trying to salvage something good if he's not interested in super-skinny girls without curves, in the first place. If we don't want to roll the dice, we gotta waste our fucking time asking them if the photos are real, (usually 2 or 3 times before you even get a straight answer), doing fucking research on forums to find descriptions from guys who did roll the dice, or we actually gotta waste our time stopping by these places to see them first, which can also mean waiting for her to be available just to see in person for 5 seconds to leave annoyed and frustrated. I asked this in another thread, but how would the spas like it if we started scanning IDs of dudes who we thought looked "similar" to us, or AI-generated photo IDs instead of sending our actual IDs? No good, right? Same here.
Right on! Maybe we should all name the spots that post up the fakes...I had complained to a well known spot and they told me the pictures are given to them by the providers...
 

Zippy17

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Right on! Maybe we should all name the spots that post up the fakes...I had complained to a well known spot and they told me the pictures are given to them by the providers...
That's exactly what May told me two weeks ago at Spicey Girls. I responded that it doesn't matter where the photos come from...they shouldn't be USING those faked photos and they're the ones in control of what photos they post, not "the providers."Great idea, though; I'm gonna start a thread for that and see if that helps end this bullshit.
 

Retired032824

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I was also told and other reviews indicate, that Mimi had or has an attitude problem. Maybe she had a sit down. She was at VIP spot for 24 hours, before they let her go. So more fake pix, and still a yes to go see her at her price point? Nope there is too much out there. I will say that my limited experiences at DDY have been good. The photos especially the Latinas were fairly close. I think I am starting to prefer arroz con pollo to sushi.
 

Retired032824

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Motion makes motion - open your window and scream at the top of your voice “ I’m not going to take this crap anymore-“

I have two favorite maneuvers-

(A) when a girl doesn’t look like the photos , I pull the photo of the online ad up ask her “ where is she ? I came to see her” that usually gets the mms. I explain to her why I’m leaving and to make a note of telling me in advance - assuming I ever return, that the girl in the photos is not who I am getting .

(B) when a pussy smells bad and she is trying to grind my nose in , I stick my finger in her V and put it under her nose - no translator required , it’s a universal language Eau Dats Bad
 
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