Review: Nikia, the Independent Midget

[jobbobhob]

Title: Review: Nikia, the Independent Midget
Date: Mar 18, 2023
Phone: Included at the bottom of the review
City: Philadelphia
State: PA
Location: Near Greenway Ave
Age Estimate: 30s-40s
Nationality: Black
Physical Description: 4’2”, she claims 180lbs, but may be closer to 210, sagging breasts/ass, most of her teeth are missing, face tattoos and tattoos in other areas as well. There’s a tramp stamp that says (funny or happy?)

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Recommendation: No

 

[kgirler]

One of my favorite reviews of all time. You are a bigger man than me, and truly a man of your word.

 

[Wayne1250]

I just laughed my ass off, thank you.

 

[Slade]

Wow! Talking about taking one for the team lol

 

[charliebrown]

OH MAN!!!! I can't believe I just read this!!! Wow, Wow, Wow.
All is can say is I guarantee you will never lose another drinking contest in your entire life.
Even if you run up against a world class drinker, you can pull those pictures out and start telling this wonderful tail. It should be enough to get any innocent bystander to either throw up thru disgust or laugher. Did you take any home videos???? See, that comment alone probably twisted a few stomachs.

 

[jobbobhob]

OH MAN!!!! I can't believe I just read this!!! Wow, Wow, Wow.
All is can say is I guarantee you will never lose another drinking contest in your entire life.
Even if you run up against a world class drinker, you can pull those pictures out and start telling this wonderful tail. It should be enough to get any innocent bystander to either throw up thru disgust or laugher. Did you take any home videos???? See, that comment alone probably twisted a few stomachs.

Home videos were the last thing on my mind. She does have an onlyfans, so if she did have something recording then you might be able to see me go at it haha

I haven’t looked at beer the same after this one and I might not for a good while

 

[javahopper]

I just threw up in my mouth…….

 

[Rudyrudy]

I wouldn’t quit drinking if I were you but I would definitely quit betting after that one!

 

[Clamjuicer]

Wow .. just wow .

 

[xpxcx]

LEGEND

 

[jtmobile]

This epic review should be a scene in a Seth Rogen movie. Sir I salute you for your dedication to your friends, integrity and ability to choke down your fear and loathing! I can't bring myself to click that link

 

[Gringo]

This is amazing - what a legend!

 

[Daybyday]

Class review and good for you for holding up your end ... I looked at the link .. I couldn't .. bravo

 

[Smellyfingers]

Even my wiener experienced significant shrinkage reading this. And yes, I even clicked on the link. You, sir, should get some kind of an award for that!

 

[MrSmiley69]

That was absolutely hilarious. Thank you for that review. Line of the year: "Johnny was clearly very frightened."

 

[fortysix]

Dude. First, integrity is #1 on my list of things I respect, so keeping your debt on this wager brings you 1000000 thumbs up, well done! Second, ew. Your friend is filthy for doing this to you, but for sure you guys will be able to use this as a punchline for a joke for the rest of your lives! Third, ew. I can't believe this person makes enough from her occupation for it to be her occupation. Fourth, midget is #7 on my bucket list, if anyone has any recommendations, whatever the opposite of this one, pls PM.

Funniest drinking story I ever heard!

 

[tealsharpie]

Nice job Hollywood. This could've made another Hangover