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Review: NYAF Lucy the nastiest by far

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rigandine

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I think it’s just proper etiquette to show up to a session freshly showered, clean clothes, nails trimmed etc etc just being clean and proper (even if it’s a place that includes table shower and nuru I still come well put together). That doesn’t mean a suit just don’t be a slob. You think the only reason these girls give you DFK and preview BBBJ is cause they are so into you? Lol no it’s also to gauge whether a scrub and shower is needed or not. I think OP just has a kind of dirty talk he enjoys and not EVERY part of it should be taken literally. If you are the type to show up to a session dirty then please rethink how you spend your money and wash your ass.
FACTS FACTS FACTS.

civilian women complain that the guys they fuck have bad hygiene. Now imagine what these incel mongers are like

With that said these girls are nasssty.

Imagine whats going on in the west coast scene where basically everyone offers bbfs for 400 max

One of the reason s dating these girls doesn't work out is anyone that would date a woman that has experienced 100 different men creampieing them is not a real man and is therefore conventionally unattractive. Or fucking 100 men in general , its instincutally revolting for a fucking reason- the traits promiscuous women have are so bad evolution gave both men and women a warning system for female promiscuity

I know some providers personally and I know who they date because they constantly complain to me about how unattractive their partners are (but they're rich) and it's not civilian stories where girls make frivolous complaints about their boyfriebnds on social media. These guys are rich losers that make Elon musk look like Brad pitt, hideously ugly , weaklings with no positive attributes other than money. And the whores constantly cheat on them with alpha men they encountered whoring and the boyfrends never stop seeing other whores
 

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The average monger is a 40+ unattractive slob , wearing ill fitting clothes with pit stains. Think if the un remarkable , forgettable, damn near invisible guy in the office. So average he blends into the God damn wallpaper. You would not even notice his existence unless it was pointed out. That guy has a sweaty swamp ass and gross feet and breath. This is what these guys mental image of a monger is and its accurate older an average monger but not for me. These chicks go extra nasty and get feral if there's a real attraction.

With that said the sheer level of filth she admitted during the session even gives me pause. I recommend Lucy but I won't be repeating , the lowest I typically tolerate is a 6-7 in looks and I'm not above walking out. But Lucy is nasty and needed to be crossed off the bucket list.

But let's be real all of these chicks are filthy i just had the right combo of shit to get Lucy to cop to what a whore she is.

Even the no bbfs girls are getting creampied, everyone has a price
 

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I think it’s just proper etiquette to show up to a session freshly showered, clean clothes, nails trimmed etc etc just being clean and proper (even if it’s a place that includes table shower and nuru I still come well put together). That doesn’t mean a suit just don’t be a slob. You think the only reason these girls give you DFK and preview BBBJ is cause they are so into you? Lol no it’s also to gauge whether a scrub and shower is needed or not. I think OP just has a kind of dirty talk he enjoys and not EVERY part of it should be taken literally. If you are the type to show up to a session dirty then please rethink how you spend your money and wash your ass.
True. Several amp women have told me that some customers have a lot of poop stains while they wash their anus. lol
 

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Ha! You had the right combo? My buddy f'ed her years ago and she couldn't take it. We double teamed her recently and she actually was a NO on a lot of options because we would have destroyed her. I get it though. I don't blame her. She was like "too big". For the record we are both 40 plus but in good shape. When I was younger like you I didn't need to hit AMPs. I had plenty of options for free. Good for you though. You clearly think highly of yourself.
 

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The fuck do you mean oh no. Everyone here has slept over at a homeboy house seem their dirty clothes ect and knows who of the friend crew have shit stains.

Every guy has a friend whos a junk food addict that hasn't taken a solid shit in decades. And half of the slobs have wives - 4,5,6 women. 7s and up won't tolerate that sloppiness unless you're a bodybuilder , in that case the testosterone is so crazy high you are the human version of crack for women , instantly melting their brains by maxing out their instinctual craving for musculature.

Don't belive women that say they don't like those big guys, when they're in the presence of those dudes they fucking melt. Womem are almost unconscious of their attraction triggers. This was done on purpose by evolution. It serves the same purpose of their concealed ovulation. It prevents men from " hacking" the sex game

Theres a video of the supermodel tyson beckford introducing a whole bunch of women to the modeling industry. Mother fucker is 6'0 220 lbs aesthetic like a Greek God unlike the average male model which is a 6 ft twig ,skinny bag of bones. The women were all white chicks that listen to basic white girl shit and crush on the Jonas bros , and other skinny white early 20s celebrities.

The kind of white girls that fantasize about skinny werewolf men and vampire men stories.

The kind of white girls that love Justin Bieber

5 min after meeting tyson:

"I'm not attracted to black guys but tyson is.... different"

"Wow I never noticed arms before, I think I like big arms, I think I'm obsessed with arms now"

"Hes... so .....big"
 

rigandine

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Ha! You had the right combo? My buddy f'ed her years ago and she couldn't take it. We double teamed her recently and she actually was a NO on a lot of options because we would have destroyed her. I get it though. I don't blame her. She was like "too big". For the record we are both 40 plus but in good shape. When I was younger like you I didn't need to hit AMPs. I had plenty of options for free. Good for you though. You clearly think highly of yourself.
I do civilians and pros. I'm an addict
 

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No. Unwashed as in we didn't have a pre session shower. My ass is immaculate. I get RJ from civilian women too. I clean throughly im not some slob with streaks in their underwear . Half my underwear collection is from Burberry. Anyone that spends that kind of money on underwear is not walking around with a filthy asshole.

Guess what my feet don't stink either, I wear Calvin klein or ralph lauren socks, (Eddie bauer when I'm work boots) im not sloppy at all.

I'm not some fat balding slob with butter on their tie showing up in ill fitting clothes.

With that said lucy is up there with Nicole doshi and Sara.

Doshi also rimmed me without a pre session shower
What is the best soap you use you feel gets the job done?
 

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The fuck do you mean oh no. Everyone here has slept over at a homeboy house seem their dirty clothes ect and knows who of the friend crew have shit stains.

Every guy has a friend whos a junk food addict that hasn't taken a solid shit in decades. And half of the slobs have wives - 4,5,6 women. 7s and up won't tolerate that sloppiness unless you're a bodybuilder , in that case the testosterone is so crazy high you are the human version of crack for women , instantly melting their brains by maxing out their instinctual craving for musculature.

Don't belive women that say they don't like those big guys, when they're in the presence of those dudes they fucking melt. Womem are almost unconscious of their attraction triggers. This was done on purpose by evolution. It serves the same purpose of their concealed ovulation. It prevents men from " hacking" the sex game

Theres a video of the supermodel tyson beckford introducing a whole bunch of women to the modeling industry. Mother fucker is 6'0 220 lbs aesthetic like a Greek God. The women were all white chicks that listen to basic white girl shit and crush on the Jonas bros , and other skinny white early 20s celebrities.

The kind of white girls that fantasize about skinny werewolf men and vampire men stories.

The kind of white girls that love Justin Bieber

5 min after meeting tyson:

"I'm not attracted to black guys but tyson is.... different"

"Wow I never noticed arms before, I think I like big arms, I think I'm obsessed with arms now"

"Hes... so .....big"
I meant, oh god no, because, as you just said before, it's best to show up looking and smelling your best prior the session.

We've all had swamp ass.

But how dare these dudes show up with a brown trail? I always shower or freshen up beforehand. Just common decency to show up clean.

Last thing I want is the girl I'm about to have fun with feeling repulsed.
 

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Or when you get there and the showers are busy so you start up some fun in the room first. Imagine you waste 15 minutes sitting there waiting cause a provider is grossed out cause you got dookey stains..
Last thing I want is the girl I'm about to have fun with feeling repulsed.
Another thing.. these girls talk and gossip. When they aren’t working, they sit around cooped up in a house or apartment and gossip and you best believe they tell each other everything both good and bad. Don’t be known as the guy that working girls, even the nastiest of the whores don’t wanna see cause he has poor hygiene..
 

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Or when you get there and the showers are busy so you start up some fun in the room first. Imagine you waste 15 minutes sitting there waiting cause a provider is grossed out cause you got dookey stains..

Another thing.. these girls talk and gossip. When they aren’t working, they sit around cooped up in a house or apartment and gossip and you best believe they tell each other everything both good and bad. Don’t be known as the guy that working girls, even the nastiest of the whores don’t wanna see cause he has poor hygiene..
I never even thought of that. And the shower room being preoocupied happens WAY too often.

I would be embarrassed to the point of suicidal if a hot provider like Kylie dropped my pants and we both smell yesterday's chimichangas with a strong whiff of poopie and ball grease :ROFLMAO:
 

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I shouldn't have to post this. But at 4 minutes he talks about washing your asshole.

I'm taking a shit right now in my house. Guess what? right after I wipe until the paper is clean I'm taking a 5 minute shower and cleaning my asshole. As much as an pro masculist hater of feminism I am, the women do have a point when they say men are stupid . I mean half of you'll don't even clean your asses for Christ's sake.

If you have a balanced diet with greens you should be shitting like a pet, with a clean ass.

4 minutes in watch it.

 

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grave stuck her finger up there showed me it was clean and said good boy, rimmed the fuck out of me. Friday I showered and didnt finger myself as zi had previously unloaded what looked like 2 day woth of poop, however she got wet wipe rammed the fucker pretyy deep and looked and said no, im staying outside. I nearly fell of bed laughing, didnt bother me but maybe there was a train waiting just outside the station FFS! An enema next time like I am have the colon and stomach looked at by rovving camera, or I'll stick a louff up there and spin like a top on it!!
 

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For all the expensive stuff I buy I'm cheap on soap . Anything will do as long as you wash your damn asses.and I mean wash every day and after every shit like women do.
Hell lemme build off this, Invest in a damn Bidet, and not one of those cheap amazon ones, get you one that comes with applicable bells and whistles (So heater, adjustable pressure, heated seat, an accurate spray nozzle) not only will it save you in the longer run on TP, but it maintains a clean ass.
 

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Hell lemme build off this, Invest in a damn Bidet, and not one of those cheap amazon ones, get you one that comes with applicable bells and whistles (So heater, adjustable pressure, heated seat, an accurate spray nozzle) not only will it save you in the longer run on TP, but it maintains a clean ass.
The ones you get an amazon are perfectly fine and does the job
 
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