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Review: NYAF Lucy the nastiest by far

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이 회장님

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Hell lemme build off this, Invest in a damn Bidet, and not one of those cheap amazon ones, get you one that comes with applicable bells and whistles (So heater, adjustable pressure, heated seat, an accurate spray nozzle) not only will it save you in the longer run on TP, but it maintains a clean ass.
I have a bidet and it cums in handy. I also turn on the fan, open my window and lit up a candle whenever I take a shit.
 

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FACTS FACTS FACTS.

civilian women complain that the guys they fuck have bad hygiene. Now imagine what these incel mongers are like

With that said these girls are nasssty.

Imagine whats going on in the west coast scene where basically everyone offers bbfs for 400 max

One of the reason s dating these girls doesn't work out is anyone that would date a woman that has experienced 100 different men creampieing them is not a real man and is therefore conventionally unattractive. Or fucking 100 men in general , its instincutally revolting for a fucking reason- the traits promiscuous women have are so bad evolution gave both men and women a warning system for female promiscuity

I know some providers personally and I know who they date because they constantly complain to me about how unattractive their partners are (but they're rich) and it's not civilian stories where girls make frivolous complaints about their boyfriebnds on social media. These guys are rich losers that make Elon musk look like Brad pitt, hideously ugly , weaklings with no positive attributes other than money. And the whores constantly cheat on them with alpha men they encountered whoring and the boyfrends never stop seeing other whores
Excellet post 100% What is the warning system that evolution gave for female promiscuity?
 

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Title: Review: NYAF Lucy the nastiest by far
Date: Mar 29, 2024
Phone: 9299928866
City: Nyc
State: Manhattan
Location: By GCT Midtown
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 320+100
Nationality: Chinese
Age Estimate: 30s
Physical Description: A 5 at best 5'0 tiny b cups , average face , spinner not fat unremarkable in every way

Recommendation: Yes
Well said....This is the quote of the year...."I said you're filthy , no husband , no boyfriend, only customers " - Rigandine
 

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Not wanting to dwell too much on this topic but I think it's not binary; it's not that either you have a anus so clean, a surgeon will store his surgical equipment in it, or it's so dirty your underwear has shit stains.
 

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Excellet post 100% What is the warning system that evolution gave for female promiscuity?

in both males and females it results in a disgust reaction emotionally. women are disgusted because whores can siphon resources from men very easily- the resources they feel entitled to as a mans legitimate partner, no one likes strangers stealing off their plate. men are disgusted because of concerns of the legitmacy of offspring and the negative personality characteristics many sluts (not all but too many to ignore) posssess. men will still fuck but for the most part wont commit (we as men are programmed to have as many children as possible but only commit to the high value offspring. bastards dont get the same treatment the legitimate kids get)


think about the sluts you know in your personal life , they are much more emotionally unstable than regular women , and their lives are always in disarray
 

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in both males and females it results in a disgust reaction emotionally. women are disgusted because whores can siphon resources from men very easily- the resources they feel entitled to as a mans legitimate partner, no one likes strangers stealing off their plate. men are disgusted because of concerns of the legitmacy of offspring and the negative personality characteristics many sluts (not all but too many to ignore) posssess. men will still fuck but for the most part wont commit (we as men are programmed to have as many children as possible but only commit to the high value offspring. bastards dont get the same treatment the legitimate kids get)


think about the sluts you know in your personal life , they are much more emotionally unstable than regular women , and their lives are always in disarray
Thank you for taking the time to answer my question. Excellent answer.
 

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Am I the only one who has dude wipes at the office and use them before showing up at NYAF for the pre-shower/TS action? I been doing it since the E57 spot :cry:

Good strategy . I personally wake up , drop the deuce, shower thoroughly then head out. I never use public bathrooms to take a shit. I have taken a shit in public bathrooms less then 10 times in my entire life. I make sure im good to go before I start my day.


Part of my fitness routine is dieting, I have a balanced diet that keeps things clean as well. Americans just eat copious amounts of meat and dairy , you must have greens and grains - the fiber in these keep thing clean, it will make you shit like a dog or cat , clean no mess. I get RJ from civilians in my personal life and I was a boy scout. Our motto is "be prepared"

Heres the problem. Too many mongers dont even think about civilian pussy so theyre sloppy. Sloppy physique , sloppy fashion sloppy hygiene .

Newsflash dickheads, just like you like the bitches in the magazines like victorias secret , girls use their virbrators after looking at GQ ect . They will look at a mens fitness cover , then read a trashy novel then turn on the vibrator and fantasize about themeslves being in the main charcarter's shoes in the romance novel with the guy on the fitness magazine cover. The closer you are to a magazine guy , the more they will be attracted. If you attract civilians you will make sessions with pros better. Youre lazy and women hate lazy men. Women are allowed to be lazy, men cannot. The bar is so low for men any man that wears fitted clothes , does not have bad breath , and has good hygiene is automatically a 5 . You can be overweight and be a5 and bald and be a 5 as long as those metrics are met. THATS HOW LOW THE BAR IS.

Come the fuck on guys. The fact that I had to post a Kevin Samuels video about cleaning your fucking asses properly shows Y'all mother fuckers are 2s 3s and 4s out of 10.

GET IT TOGETHER
 

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grave stuck her finger up there showed me it was clean and said good boy, rimmed the fuck out of me. Friday I showered and didnt finger myself as zi had previously unloaded what looked like 2 day woth of poop, however she got wet wipe rammed the fucker pretyy deep and looked and said no, im staying outside. I nearly fell of bed laughing, didnt bother me but maybe there was a train waiting just outside the station FFS! An enema next time like I am have the colon and stomach looked at by rovving camera, or I'll stick a louff up there and spin like a top on it!!
nah but like.. why would you ever admit this lmao
 

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fucking A! I drink a cleansing tea every night, done for 20 years plus, have pre made meals from Mr Bumstead's company which are clean and correctly proportioned, beats grabbing lunch in mid-town and if wifey is out and about. Wet wipes in top draw and ass spray, also wash teeth after I eat, anything!

BTW - I do work out more than a guy half my age, but it is so worth with these girls, also am waxed in all the right places, most of the Asian girls love that. Its painful but least I can do right?
 

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fucking A! I drink a cleansing tea every night, done for 20 years plus, have pre made meals from Mr Bumstead's company which are clean and correctly proportioned, beats grabbing lunch in mid-town and if wifey is out and about. Wet wipes in top draw and ass spray, also wash teeth after I eat, anything!

BTW - I do work out more than a guy half my age, but it is so worth with these girls, also am waxed in all the right places, most of the Asian girls love that. Its painful but least I can do right?

the more you care about your self the more women will like you. civilians like the same things pros like. if you are attractive to civilians you are attractive to pros
 

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I’m glad I didn’t see Salacia while she was in Philly tbh. In 6 months I lost 30 pounds and am much more physically fit now and could keep up with her show. Because of my age I occasionally get the “you are such a baby” especially with a clean shaved young face. But after losing some weight and putting on muscle it’s really nice to see providers who actually do find you attractive. The session is way less mechanical and it’s def an ego boost when they give you that look (not just how they act cause they could be performing) but the actual look in their eyes that shows they want you.
 
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