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Review: NYAW - Lia

richardp2918

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I had a huge crush on Shu Qi when I was younger. I actually was talking to Chloe about this. She also agreed and said some of her friends said the same thing. If you really take the time to look at Chloe, the remblence is very close.

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I haven't seen Chloe, but I saw Shu Qi once at an airport lounge about 10 years ago...didn't look her best. Seemed like her head or features just got bigger than the average person. I guess it happens as one gets older, the way Ron Jeremy's head is the size of an average person's torso. Shu Qi wasn't anything nearly as bad, but wasn't appealing once I saw her in person...or maybe that's what makes her photogenic.
 

BrettKavanaugh

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I haven't seen Chloe, but I saw Shu Qi once at an airport lounge about 10 years ago...didn't look her best. Seemed like her head or features just got bigger than the average person. I guess it happens as one gets older, the way Ron Jeremy's head is the size of an average person's torso. Shu Qi wasn't anything nearly as bad, but wasn't appealing once I saw her in person...or maybe that's what makes her photogenic.
I really wish you would stop bringing up Ron Jeremy. Unlike.

Your report is a crushing revelation. I was solidly on team Qi. I can't imagine anything cuter than Shu Qi in The Transporter. Maybe this tangent belongs in that other thread you started.
 

dudenuts

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I haven't seen Chloe, but I saw Shu Qi once at an airport lounge about 10 years ago...didn't look her best. Seemed like her head or features just got bigger than the average person. I guess it happens as one gets older, the way Ron Jeremy's head is the size of an average person's torso. Shu Qi wasn't anything nearly as bad, but wasn't appealing once I saw her in person...or maybe that's what makes her photogenic.
i was her driver for a movie shoot in ny. i was like why did some of us have such a crush on her when we were younger lolol but all in all still looked like the same person i saw on the screen
 

richardp2918

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I really wish you would stop bringing up Ron Jeremy. Unlike.

Your report is a crushing revelation. I was solidly on team Qi. I can't imagine anything cuter than Shu Qi in The Transporter. Maybe this tangent belongs in that other thread you started.
Hah, sorry. I couldn't think of a more apt example of a head or facial features getting bigger with age. I'm not saying she was unattractive in an absolute sense, but I was a little surprised...but I've since read that models will often have exaggerated features that pop in photos more than normal features. She was still an attractive woman and her figure looked great as far as I could tell.
 

BrettKavanaugh

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Y'all are sending me down the rabbit hole looking for recent pictures of Shu Qi. Still looks pretty good when she's glammed up by a team of professionals.

I can believe the thing about big features being more photogenic than real life. But this is indeed pretty darned photogenic at age 44 or whatever.

http://instagr.am/p/CAC2hNinzXX/
Her "candids" look fine too. She might be kinda annoying in real life with all the infantile cat nonsense.
 

richardp2918

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Y'all are sending me down the rabbit hole looking for recent pictures of Shu Qi. Still looks pretty good when she's glammed up by a team of professionals.

I can believe the thing about big features being more photogenic than real life. But this is indeed pretty darned photogenic at age 44 or whatever.

http://instagr.am/p/CAC2hNinzXX/
Her "candids" look fine too. She might be kinda annoying in real life with all the infantile cat nonsense.
haha, sorry again. I only saw her once at an airport, so who knows, maybe she drank a lot the night before and her face was bloated before rushing for a flight. I suppose this topic about how she looks at 44 might also relate to that thread about a dissenting opinion about Bin and how asian women age and look with makeup/photos.
 

BrettKavanaugh

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haha, sorry again. I only saw her once at an airport, so who knows, maybe she drank a lot the night before and her face was bloated before rushing for a flight. I suppose this topic about how she looks at 44 might also relate to that thread about a dissenting opinion about Bin and how asian women age and look with makeup/photos.
I dont know why you had to apologize this particular time. But I'll exchange it for an extra apology for mentioning that male porn dude who shall not be named. May the mental image of that guy never be invoked on this forum again.
 

richardp2918

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I dont know why you had to apologize this particular time. But I'll exchange it for an extra apology for mentioning that male porn dude who shall not be named. May the mental image of that guy never be invoked on this forum again.
Just for pushing you down that rabbit hole...I know how it can takeover the entire day from first hand experience. I think I'm hitting the depths of horny pandemic desperation between surfing AMPReviews and reading about girls like Cherry and Hannah being enjoyed by all these guys and me sitting around fantasizing about all the hos I used to bang. Argh....
 

Bandstand

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I am going to say something that may sound counter-intuitive: Don't go for new girls. Give them a couple of weeks. These girls have all banged plenty of dudes so it is not like getting a virgin. It is like they need time to learn the ropes. I got Julie her first day back a while ago....not great but got a lot better later.
That's a really good suggestion.
 

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Y'all are sending me down the rabbit hole looking for recent pictures of Shu Qi. Still looks pretty good when she's glammed up by a team of professionals.

I can believe the thing about big features being more photogenic than real life. But this is indeed pretty darned photogenic at age 44 or whatever.

http://instagr.am/p/CAC2hNinzXX/
Her "candids" look fine too. She might be kinda annoying in real life with all the infantile cat nonsense.
Chloe resembles a younger version of her, smaller mouth/smile and eyes a little closer IMO. Like when Shu Qi was in the cat 3 movie "Sex and Zen 2"
 
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