Review: Oriental Natural Health - Yumi

[Thumper]

Title: Review: Oriental Natural Health - Yumi
Date: Dec 8, 2019
Phone: 732-786-9666
City: Englishtown
State: NJ
Location: Off of rt33
Age Estimate: 60s
Nationality: Chinese
Physical Description: I apparently like wasting my money

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Recommendation: No

 

[fixitman]

OMG that was a hell of a review

 

[East Lake II]

I’ve had a lot of strange experiences but never one like that. I stopped frequenting ONH for the very reason that you don’t always get Lily. Looking forward to your next review.

 

[firr]

Title: Review: Oriental Natural Health - Yumi
Date: Dec 8, 2019
Phone: 732-786-9666
City: Englishtown
State: NJ
Location: Off of rt33
Age Estimate: 60s
Nationality: Chinese
Physical Description: I apparently like wasting my money

Click to unlock the hidden Private Details in this review

Recommendation: No

DAMAGE ? dont worry that was supposed to be a joke .

 

[Thumper]

DAMAGE ? dont worry that was supposed to be a joke .

There was considerable damage to the floor, side of the table, and most importantly ... my nightmares.

 

[drabsinger]

Englishtown? Forget about any good news.

 

[East Lake II]

No good news is one thing

Bad news is another thing

Gross and sick is something else entirely

Anyone who reads this review and visits the spa will wonder is where the deed occurred and see small trace evidence.