Review: SL Mia Says Good Bye, and I Say Hello Hello Hello

[BrettKavanaugh]

Title: Review: SL Mia Says Good Bye, and I Say Hello Hello Hello
Date: Aug 28, 2023
Phone: 347-468-6868
City: NY
State: NY
Location: Mia in the Sky with Diamonds
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) Turns out I CAN buy me love (for 340)
Nationality: Chinese
Age Estimate: 29
Physical Description: Super cute

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Recommendation: Yes

 

[Johnny Blaze]

She might be my all time ATF. I hate to see her go but am glad she is getting out of the business. She told me she does read reviews on one site and that she kind of wants to keep them as a memento of her time doing this job and I guess look back fondly.

 

[BrettKavanaugh]

One adorable detail I forgot to mention. Should be OK to put here in public.

She says she doesn't like it when customers say "thank you". I forget how she articulated it, but the gist was "thank you" makes it seem one-way or transactional or some thing along those lines. Her saying that is of course part of the temporary GF act, but it comes over very sweetly, and reasonably convincingly authentic. She is pitched perfectly to pierce the hearts of all the lonely mongers.

Speaking of all the lonely mongers - where DO they all come from?

PS - I think all you guys who liked this review are dating yourselves. My sense is you're all at least over 40. Kids today.

 

[mrderp123]

I am a monger, Goo goo g' joob

 

[beatnik]

Seems like tomorrow never hoe for Mia.

 

[Verantz]

Great review. Heck, after reading this I’d be happy just to dance with her if I saw her standing there.

 

[cher_cheri]

I said my goodbyes yesterday. Godspeed to her.

 

[turtleguy77]

Thanks for share

 

[BrettKavanaugh]

Great review. Heck, after reading this I’d be happy just to dance with her if I saw her standing there.

Thank you! Now THAT's how you play this game.

And I will say that I actually had just danced with another (Kotone, I think) when I first saw Mia standing there. Looking very cute, if not precisely beyond compare. Luckily, while Mia comes over as relatively young, she is older than 17.

Folks, when you engage in word play, the resulting sentence has to make some sense on both levels at the same time. While I appreciate the efforts of the other 2 blokes, gonna have to say they need a bit of work.

 

[cher_cheri]

Yeah, I don't like the Beetles nearly as much as I like Mia, so I'll apologize for not playing along. Despite some twisting and a moderate amount of shouting.

 

[LoneSwordsman_NY]

Great review. Thanks for sharing. I am a Dead Head, but I also love The Beatles (then again, so did Jerry Garcia).

 

[BrettKavanaugh]

Great review. Thanks for sharing. I am a Dead Head, but I also love The Beatles (then again, so did Jerry Garcia).

Well if I ever meet a tie-dyed hooker (which, with one of these sweet little Chinese whores, could be mad cute. Madams of Midtown, please get on that), I'll try to do one of those for you. I'm trying to think of something that might rhyme with "truckin'".

 

[LoneSwordsman_NY]

Well if I ever meet a tie-dyed hooker (which, with one of these sweet little Chinese whores, could be mad cute. Madams of Midtown, please get on that), I'll try to do one of those for you. I'm trying to think of something that might rhyme with "truckin'".

Loose Lucy is my delight
She comes running and we ball all night
Round and round and round and round
Don't take much to get me on the ground
She's my yo-yo, I'm her string
Listen to the birds on the hot wire sing


Excerpt from "Loose Lucy"
words by Robert Hunter; music by Jerry Garcia