Holy cow!! Was that the end? I used to have such a production for when I went to strip clubs back in the day. The cig smell was always an issue before many clubs banned it (although not all did). I used to take extra clothes in my trunk, leave the place, find a place to change (gas station bathroom or public park bathroom most times), hide the old clothes in the trunk. Wait for a day I had time and either launder at home when no one was there or take to a laundromat. It became a real pain in the butt lol. Now I just try to avoid smells. And I used the "hand sanitizer" excuse which is a good one... I have a fragrant sanitizer, and after a session I do the hands, forearms, and wipe my neck. If she says why do you have sanitizer smell on your head/neck I'm just gonna say someone coughed on me while I was doing X and I decided better safe than sorry, lol. I've always found the best excuses are the least complex.. even if they sound kinda lame, they've worked for me...