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Review: Y&L Ana

Ulikeit

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I let myself in cause the door is always open dumbfuck.? It was probably you now and you embarrassed you couldn’t even look up walking leaving the spa as you passed me LMFAO
Not a shill. Had enough of her BS so stopped going over six months ago but have been there probably
15 times over the past 3 years. Mostly to see YoYo. Door was always locked for me. Old location was dirtier, but better because it had a shower.
 

Mrdongal

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You're obviously clueless to the setup of YL. Your review makes no sense both logically and logistically. Anyone familiar with YL knows better than to believe that dribble.
We get it, you’re the white knight of fucking Y&L and you know everyone’s experience like I haven’t been here 3 times.
 

PeopleLover

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Yup. Agreed. Ana started to intermittent fasting like I was doing. She was interested and got her on the right path since she doesn’t exercise at all. Maybe walk a bit but she always told me that she didn’t have the time. Despite all that, I got tired of dealing with the tip badgering and the declining upkeep of the place. I never thought that the hygiene there was up to par and not even sure how often they change sheets or pillow covers, etc. between customers. So all that combined just didn’t add up to an enjoyable experience so I stopped going there even though it was one of the closest place to me. Because of the travel time, I used to go more fore the convenience.
If it wasn't for the shaving, waxing, and her general openmindedness (nudity, FIA, etc) then the place would be JUST an Asian massage parlor, and I would have never spent money there. I agree that her badgering is off of the meter, and that is a total mood killer, and negates these extras that she has on other (just a) massage parlors. She had previously told me she scheduled my appointment after her gym workout, so maybe she's finally working out.

The setup is an office building (i.e. office workers as potential witnesses to noise) with excellent parking, but it's usually empty at night, not only does each floor have its own doors, but also inside each floor there are doors, then a door on her office, and then a door on the massage room - not to pull an Ace Ventura, but someone screaming in that massage room couldn't possibly be heard from the stairwell, unless it's a voice of a banshee.
 

Mainman

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The use of the bathroom to wash the splooge out if the sheets and towels is apparently part of the issue.
Come on, they are Asian. I'm sure all the sheets and towels are cleaned and pressed every night and delivered fresh first thing in the morning. They probably have a family member that's in the business! I also do not appreciate my children being called splooge!
 

Ulikeit

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That’s money grubbing whore Anna for you. Too cheap to spend the $20 at the laundry mat to keep her customers safe and hygienic…
…but ask her how many houses she has. The answer may surprise you.
 

Ulikeit

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That’s because mongers keep returning for their services.
If you read my review of YoYo’s dirty little secret it’s actually pretty inexpensive. I just don’t want to deal with Anna’s antics anymore. For 20% more money the Russians, Brazilians and other South Americans provide at least 50% better service. After experiencing that, it’s tough to go back. Too much of a downgrade. I may run a social experiment to see if Anna is ONLY about the money. Thought about texting her a copy of my YoYo review and my comments bashing Anna, and then seeing if I can book a session with YoYo. I bet she gladly takes my $60. Actually it will only be $40 as she offered me a one time $20 discount for the way she treated me last time I was there. Lol
 

kandyland

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If you read my review of YoYo’s dirty little secret it’s actually pretty inexpensive. I just don’t want to deal with Anna’s antics anymore. For 20% more money the Russians, Brazilians and other South Americans provide at least 50% better service. After experiencing that, it’s tough to go back. Too much of a downgrade. I may run a social experiment to see if Anna is ONLY about the money. Thought about texting her a copy of my YoYo review and my comments bashing Anna, and then seeing if I can book a session with YoYo. I bet she gladly takes my $60. Actually it will only be $40 as she offered me a one time $20 discount for the way she treated me last time I was there. Lol
I saw that. And I believe it. But truth be told, I’m done with Y&L for good. There’s better elsewhere even though the drive is further, I feel dirty walking out of Y&L every time. I’ll have remorse even if I got FS from Yoyo.
 
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