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Table Showers-real reasons why

Odyssey

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I always thought of what it would be like if I had a heart attack and the spa would have to call 911.
Eons ago, I used to frequent a strip club that had a standing policy. If a patron had a heart attack, i.e. no crime committed and something no one can get sued over, they would move him to a nearby business and say they found him like that. I never witnessed said policy being used, but two different dancers and a bartender claimed the club used the policy at least twice.
 

JayPh

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Eons ago, I used to frequent a strip club that had a standing policy. If a patron had a heart attack, i.e. no crime committed and something no one can get sued over, they would move him to a nearby business and say they found him like that. I never witnessed said policy being used, but two different dancers and a bartender claimed the club used the policy at least twice.
if I was in that predicament, I'd be cool with them moving me
 

Ampme

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How anyone can go for a massage without showering first is beyond me. If you can't even shower before going to have someone touch your body, how effing lazy can someone get
I was thinking that last time. Two guys walked in, looks like they just got off work at a warehouse. Glad I'm a client not a provider
 

Waterboy

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I will be honest here. I've gone straight from work before. I was not sweaty, smelly or dirty (clothes a little bit dirty).
The girl did not react badly.
The majority of the time I go freshly showered but still enjoy the TS.
 

charliebrown

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It is a amazing service. When I finally enter a house that has a table shower in the bathroom, I am going to be extremely jealous of the man of that house.
RUB and TUG should be changed to SCRUB, RUB and TUG!!!!

Saw a You Tube video of a Vietnamese shop that did absolutely everything. ear cleaning, hair wash, hair cut, shave, manicure, pedicure and massage. If they threw the TS, and Tug into that equation, how much better groomed would the men in this country be?
 

Wayne1250

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Ha ha, I have had my toe nails clipped several times, including a little polish. Last time not long ago at Triple D.

Hair wash and cream rinse use to be standard with a couple favorite providers a while back, usually part of the clean up shower at the end.

That's full service.
 

TONYD

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Any table showers in Montgomery county Plymouth meeting, Conshy, Norritown and Blue bell area?

A good table shower tells you what the "massage" is all about...
 

Rickfunguy

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One more reason that I didn't see mentioned. It gives them a chance to check you out for sores, herpes, etc. You are actually getting a little exam before going back to the room. I agree with all the other reasons, as well. In my experience, Asians are sticklers for hygiene. The table shower is a nice soapy warmup and is my second favorite part of the session. Every AMP should have one IMO.
 

Suds

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I used to assume it gave them a chance to go through your wallet for ID and make sure you had money. I actually tested that theory by putting a quarter in the fold of my wallet thinking if they opened it the coin would fall out and probably not be replaced. Results were inconclusive.
 
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