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Tell tale signs that youre going to get shitty service get

Baiter

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1) Tipas,tipas,tipas... if a provider asks for a tip upfront you can almost guarantee that her service is sub par. In China, they dont give tips. In America a tip says that the service was to your liking or that you were happy or appreciate what was done and is presented AFTER the service has been rendered.

2) Quabbling over a donation fee.
If you have to bargain over what the donation will be ... more than likely your going to get shitty service. She'll come down to your price to get the money but she'll give you shitty service because you refused to pay what she wanted. " she who controls the sex controls the wallet"

3) Hidden charges. This has many forms.
Have you ever gone to a provider negotiated a donation then you pull out your dick she add a big dick sur charge or, she starts stroking your dick and tells you that to start humming show tunes " oh that will cost $50 more" or the most common. The foreign tax. Where you pay extra for the same lame tip the head blowjob because you're not asian.

Not that you've learned to identify the most common indications for bad service.
Create your defense techniques to avoid them.

Bonus tips
1)Always discuss in detail what you want before the money exchange
2)Even when they appear to speak and understand English use the translator so they cant claim that they didn't understand.
 

rnb6969

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1) Tipas,tipas,tipas... if a provider asks for a tip upfront you can almost guarantee that her service is sub par. In China, they dont give tips. In America a tip says that the service was to your liking or that you were happy or appreciate what was done and is presented AFTER the service has been rendered.

2) Quabbling over a donation fee.
If you have to bargain over what the donation will be ... more than likely your going to get shitty service. She'll come down to your price to get the money but she'll give you shitty service because you refused to pay what she wanted. " she who controls the sex controls the wallet"

3) Hidden charges. This has many forms.
Have you ever gone to a provider negotiated a donation then you pull out your dick she add a big dick sur charge or, she starts stroking your dick and tells you that to start humming show tunes " oh that will cost $50 more" or the most common. The foreign tax. Where you pay extra for the same lame tip the head blowjob because you're not asian.

Not that you've learned to identify the most common indications for bad service.
Create your defense techniques to avoid them.

Bonus tips
1)Always discuss in detail what you want before the money exchange
2)Even when they appear to speak and understand English use the translator so they cant claim that they didn't understand.
Energy. If her energy is negative to begin with, you're finished. I hesitate to see providers who don't have stellar reviews. My curiosity isn't as high as it once was
 

thurber

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Energy. If her energy is negative to begin with, you're finished.
Very true. There are tens, maybe hundreds of decent looking AMP providers out there working right now who will serve you with a smile, and appear to, if not love their job, take customer satisfaction very seriously. These ladies are thinking in terms of establishing relationships, and are optimizing for lifetime customer value.

Obviously, there are an order of magnitude more who view each interaction with a customer as a transaction to be won or lost. Many of these ladies take an adversarial view of their customers, and many of those don't make any effort to hide it.

At this point in my hobby journey, I'm mostly about finding gems in the first category, and avoiding spending any time/money on the second category (unless they are hot enough that I don't care). Nothing screams "transactional" like a provider who greets you with a scowl on her face.
 

rnb6969

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Very true. There are tens, maybe hundreds of decent looking AMP providers out there working right now who will serve you with a smile, and appear to, if not love their job, take customer satisfaction very seriously. These ladies are thinking in terms of establishing relationships, and are optimizing for lifetime customer value.

Obviously, there are an order of magnitude more who view each interaction with a customer as a transaction to be won or lost. Many of these ladies take an adversarial view of their customers, and many of those don't make any effort to hide it.

At this point in my hobby journey, I'm mostly about finding gems in the first category, and avoiding spending any time/money on the second category (unless they are hot enough that I don't care). Nothing screams "transactional" like a provider who greets you with a scowl on her face.
You hit the nail on the head. I use thos forum to obtain Intel on providers I might want to see. I no longer have the time or energy to go searching for subpar providers. It's obvious that the providers who are constantly high do not tend to last long, nor do they provide good service. In fact the averages hour rate In brooklyn is approaching 250-300. Most of these providers have kids, terrible service and are users looking to make a quick buck because they need their next fix.

I saw a colombian girl on an outcall last week. 300 hour for bbbj. She wouldn't dfk, nor suck my balls. She even told me that she didn't like her job but that her mom was coming from her country so she needed extra funds. Respectfully, I sent her away after 30 mins. She could tell I was unhappy.

It's clear that this job isn't for her. I even told her afterwards that she should probably do something else. That was the final straw for me.

Seeing subpar providers pisses me the fuck off because I know I've wasted money on poor service. Now I'm in the game only for my regulars or highly reviewed women. I'd rather pay 360 for excellent service then 250 or so for abysmal service.
 

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You hit the nail on the head. I use thos forum to obtain Intel on providers I might want to see. I no longer have the time or energy to go searching for subpar providers. It's obvious that the providers who are constantly high do not tend to last long, nor do they provide good service. In fact the averages hour rate In brooklyn is approaching 250-300. Most of these providers have kids, terrible service and are users looking to make a quick buck because they need their next fix.

I saw a colombian girl on an outcall last week. 300 hour for bbbj. She wouldn't dfk, nor suck my balls. She even told me that she didn't like her job but that her mom was coming from her country so she needed extra funds. Respectfully, I sent her away after 30 mins. She could tell I was unhappy.

It's clear that this job isn't for her. I even told her afterwards that she should probably do something else. That was the final straw for me.

Seeing subpar providers pisses me the fuck off because I know I've wasted money on poor service. Now I'm in the game only for my regulars or highly reviewed women. I'd rather pay 360 for excellent service then 250 or so for abysmal service.
Even through all of that the old rule applies.YMMV ( your milage may vary). Some guys recommend a girl while other will not. May timed it may not be explained clear enough in the review. What your personal views of what is beautiful and what skills you value as well as what your take is on good service varies from person to person which will effect a girls rating. So review based rating can be a bit biased and sometimes way off target. YMMV tends to be the rule of the day. Good luck and happy mongering
 

thurber

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Even through all of that the old rule applies.YMMV ( your milage may vary). Some guys recommend a girl while other will not. May timed it may not be explained clear enough in the review. What your personal views of what is beautiful and what skills you value as well as what your take is on good service varies from person to person which will effect a girls rating. So review based rating can be a bit biased and sometimes way off target. YMMV tends to be the rule of the day. Good luck and happy mongering
YMMV is the cardinal rule of this hobby.

But thread is about signs that service will be bad before any miles are driven :)

When the vibe is negative as soon as you step in the door, just turn around.
 

rnb6969

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Even through all of that the old rule applies.YMMV ( your milage may vary). Some guys recommend a girl while other will not. May timed it may not be explained clear enough in the review. What your personal views of what is beautiful and what skills you value as well as what your take is on good service varies from person to person which will effect a girls rating. So review based rating can be a bit biased and sometimes way off target. YMMV tends to be the rule of the day. Good luck and happy mongering
Of course there's the occasional ymmv. But an experienced consistent provider understands she's there to please that man. That's what gets her paid. The successful ones are usually the ones who understand this concept.
 
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