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Uh oh, fuck... Need advice....

AutomaticSlim

I'm your night prowler... Get out of my way...
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For future reference,
Planned parenthood and other free testing are generally accessible in most areas. If you’ve played this game long enough you will get a scare sooner or later. Always best to have a go to all lined up.
I went there once many years ago.
The nurse treated me like crap.
Asked me more than once if I was married and why I didn't go to my "regular doctor" (I didn't have one the time) and was rude to me the whole time.
It was very obvious she assumed I was a "cheating husband".
Worst part was the tests were negative and it was just a urethral irritation.
I put myself through that indignity for nothing. I will never use them again.
 

chaoslover

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Yes. Almost back. Got a a R&T the other day. No lingering effects... other than she was a 50+ pudgy non-attractive Chinese woman that I was not attracted to at all and after 10 minutes on my mast I had to finish myself off with the visions of Sugar-plumbs in my head, and the view from the DS position. Damn, I wish i never went FS. It's so hard to go back...
 

markkennedy

BFE to your GFE
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I went there once many years ago.
The nurse treated me like crap.
Asked me more than once if I was married and why I didn't go to my "regular doctor" (I didn't have one the time) and was rude to me the whole time.
It was very obvious she assumed I was a "cheating husband".
Worst part was the tests were negative and it was just a urethral irritation.
I put myself through that indignity for nothing. I will never use them again.
My wife, a doctor, says, "those fucking shitheads over there at Planned Parenthood are ALWAYS judgemental assholes, unless you're one of the chosen ones." She says it's like the McDonald's of healthcare, but with the added benefit of the girl at the drive thru making fun of you for eating the stuff and telling you to eat more vegetables. I hate it even when I go to the dentist, and they get all judgey. Yea, I'm a fucking grownup, I know how to take care of my teeth, I just had most of them knocked out or broken during my service to your country, thank you. Just give me the service I came in for and save the commentary for twitter or something.
 

MAX-77

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My wife, a doctor, says, "those fucking shitheads over there at Planned Parenthood are ALWAYS judgemental assholes, unless you're one of the chosen ones." She says it's like the McDonald's of healthcare, but with the added benefit of the girl at the drive thru making fun of you for eating the stuff and telling you to eat more vegetables. I hate it even when I go to the dentist, and they get all judgey. Yea, I'm a fucking grownup, I know how to take care of my teeth, I just had most of them knocked out or broken during my service to your country, thank you. Just give me the service I came in for and save the commentary for twitter or something.
LOL, keep in mind that it’s only to get an STI test and maybe a script if needed. I don’t think any of us would be going to establish a primary care.
Geeez.
 

Cum Tzu

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I was with two FS different providers recently that gave me NURU showers. One even gave me BBBJ with the Nuru Gel. Amazing BTW! Always covered FS. But now, I'm feeling some discomfort on the outside of my penis and a little on the inside. She also did a B2B with the gel and she was a little stubbly. I'm thinking it's some kind of irritation from the stubble and gel on the outside and irritation from the gel on the inside (I've gotten this before when I used some soap in the shower to choke the chicken). I wasn't worried at first because it was only a slight irritation, but now 2 mornings in a row there was a brief moment of pain that woke me up from a deep sleep. It wasn't much more than an irritation but of course my mind goes straight to my hobby and it takes a while to get back to sleep.

I'm not opposed to seeing a doctor but, because of my insignificant other (BTW, we don't have sex or anything), I CANNOT let tests for STD's go on my insurance. I could probably bury the doctors visit on the insurance but any tests results or charges would show up in the mail on my statement would not be good. Any advice on going to a clinic or somewhere that would take cash? Any chance I could get that morning after pill for STI's just in case? Fuck...
Thanks

PS please share this thread with a friend if they've gone through this before. Thanks!
Planned parenthood - call for an appointment. Docs is a walk in clinic. Tell both of them you’re paying out of pocket.
 

KittyHawk

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Gotcha. I'm pretty healthy and hate doctors
That sounds like me. I try to keep it to my annual checkups and use the results to take care of myself. If you want to keep it off grid there are two potent immune system boosters that you can try. I don't have time to get into it but PM if you are interested.
 
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