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Review: VN foot

Durandal0x

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Have to agree. Tina is just a fat and short but a strong masseuse. It's really a break glass in case of emergency type of situation. I think the place is legit now/no happy endings, but it was convenient. If this is where you are going, an upgrade is definitely in order. Want to try Cindy's Facial Spa in Jamaica next
 

Acheron45

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Have to agree. Tina is just a fat and short but a strong masseuse. It's really a break glass in case of emergency type of situation. I think the place is legit now/no happy endings, but it was convenient. If this is where you are going, an upgrade is definitely in order. Want to try Cindy's Facial Spa in Jamaica next
Thanks for bumping a 4 month old thread with bullshit.
 

Durandal0x

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Thanks for bumping a 4 month old thread with bullshit.
What would you like to see instead? Some erotic description of an old fat lady jack hammering your dong? You didn't have the click the thread. I suggested an alternative place also but why the hell do I care about responding to a sicko with no manners? From one sicko to another, shut the fuck up.
 

Acheron45

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What would you like to see instead? Some erotic description of an old fat lady jack hammering your dong? You didn't have the click the thread. I suggested an alternative place also but why the hell do I care about responding to a sicko with no manners? From one sicko to another, shut the fuck up.
I clicked on the thread because I thought it was new information. You didn't recommend a place - you wanted to try a new place.

I would have preferred the a detailed description of a fat old broad tugging a dong because I can use that information. Agreeing with the OP and thinking about a place isn't useful information.

Your mom owes the world an apology for not swallowing you.
 

Durandal0x

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Be happy to provide additional info here, but Tina is a 5' nothing and overweight but an extremely pleasant lady. Gives an incredibly strong massage and post-flip, uses oil to just really get you off with slow strong strokes. Takes a lot of pride in being able to make you cum. While she's doing this, you're allowed to touch her boobs or butt, but YMMV as I've seen her a few times and was able to get her to take her shirt off etc. but if you're going in for the first time, she'll bat your hand away. Not usually room for multiple pops, but again, I've seen her a few times and this is allowed after some getting to know her. The thing that turned me completely off was once she was trying to be sexy and came close to my face while stroking and I smelled her lunch on her breath. It was awful and I almost gagged even though I was high as a kite (420 enthusiast). But she is extremely professional and polite. I would pay for this just for the massage because its legit just that good and she's not one of those people doing a half ass job because they are relying on their looks or anything else to get paid. She gives you the full time and then some. Also accommodates for water, bathroom trips, whatever else. The spot is small so there's usually only one person at a time (in other words, no chance of us running into eachother, which is probably best). You won't be hearing anyone else getting busy next to you etc. Hope that helps some more and if there's anything else you would like to know for your databank, just PM. And no, my mom will not be issuing an apology. You should probably give one at this point.
 
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