A Fairlawn Disaster!

[Gentle Jim]

A friend of mine went to the Skin and Body Center at 26-07 Broadway in Fairlawn . A Domino's Pizza is down a few doors. He went in and was greeted by a rather corpulent woman with a sloppy large ass and a fairly large set of cans. He then told me that the fat pig as he put it , asked for the $60 fee , then he stripped down and she came back into the room . , started rubbing his pork roll , and Immediately she wanted $120 which he gave her ........then she asked him what he wanted . He said WTF do you think I came here for, to play Tiddly Winks? She then asked for $80 to do a Hoover on him , and and even more money if he wanted to pork her! She did take off her top, but the bottom stayed on.
My friend was so incensed at this B.S. He told her forget it , put on his pants and left. UNFORTUNATELY $180 poorer! He said that was the worst hustler type place he had ever gone to. The Fat slob appeared to be Latin/ European?
Needless to say his warning to all is .....".Stay the Fuck away from this place!"

 

[shortarmour]

https://www.google.com/search?q=26-...;tbs:lrf:!2m1!1e2!2m1!1e3!3sIAE,lf:1,lf_ui:14

Skin care is not a cheap place brother. Hope he fells better now. Head up!

 

[Ninjabike122s]

This place used to be a fantastic RMP 6-7 years ago. Slowly declined since and now appears to be rock bottom.

 

[Ryan Adams]

Went there 2 months ago... I wouldn't go back at all especially since there is a nice RMP in Woodland Park but it wasn't terrible, at least for me. The fat woman was not terrible.

 

[PickleRick]

A fool and his money are soon parted.

 

[MAXIMUS]

You - i mean your friend should have done some dd first

I specifically remember and posted about this rmp a while back on this forum

Maybe admin or someone should create a AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE thread where all the offending establishments can be found in one place

 

[ampgoer]

I was thinking of going here. But thanks to this site, I will not be trying this place.

Thank you everyone. Thank you.

 

[massamcurry]

You - i mean your friend should have done some dd first

I specifically remember and posted about this rmp a while back on this forum

Maybe admin or someone should create a AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE thread where all the offending establishments can be found in one place

Let’s vote and get the thread created ..

 

[Slimm]

Let’s vote and get the thread created ..

He already started it a few days ago in the General Topics area.

 

[downtown]

A fool and his money are soon parted.

yeah.. I would give you a "Like" for originality,but fortune cookie sayings dont count.

 

[PickleRick]

yeah.. I would give you a "Like" for originality,but fortune cookie sayings dont count.

It was on a banner over your mother's bed.

 

[downtown]

It was on a banner over your mother's bed.

ok.. you can try again . Its cool. being funny is a skill not a talent.It takes work junior.

 

[PickleRick]

ok.. you can try again . Its cool. being funny is a skill not a talent.It takes work junior.

Your mother worked junior skillfully.

 

[downtown]

damn bud. practice,practice,practice.You'll get there

 

[PickleRick]

damn bud. practice,practice,practice.You'll get there

That's how your mother got there.

 

[downtown]

 

[wamulover]

You have to be a special kind of pussy to make "your mom" jokes on a fucking poor man's reddit forum. JFC

 

[downtown]

You have to be a special kind of pussy to make "your mom" jokes on a fucking poor man's reddit forum. JFC

I agree Wamu. But Rick is a simple lost soul,serving the purpose of an occasional punching bag.Otherwise he's a great guy!

 

[PickleRick]

You have to be a special kind of pussy to make "your mom" jokes on a fucking poor man's reddit forum. JFC

I'll say whatever the fuck I want here.

 

[PickleRick]

I agree Wamu. But Rick is a simple lost soul,serving the purpose of an occasional punching bag.Otherwise he's a great guy!

I love when I get my punching bag fondled at an AMP.