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AdultFriendFinder (Success/Failure)?

imonboard

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Ok I am about to approach the end of week 2 and it's up and down. I know what the hell I am doing there and don't come across like I have a well and a poodle named Precious or anything (guess the movie). Ehhh at this point next week is a wash and the weekend after to me so ehhh Ill try more this week.
 

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For sure if you like fat girls those sites are easy. If you like dudes watching you bang their wives, easy. If you need the girl to be hot and the dude to not be watching, not likely on the sites. Lots and lots of bots. As @kantuchdis mentioned, old yahoo was grand for banging dudes' wives. I don't get it, from their perspective, but never cared. Sometimes they'd want to do eiffel tower or dp, but usually they were very very unattractive or smelly greasy dudes, I'd just call it too gay or something and keep banging their wife solo. Ashleymadison used to be really good, like could easily bat a thousand every week end if you have some game, but is also too too many bots. If you have even little game, and a job and your own car and a home, can easily do much much much better live and in person at a club or other meat market place like a bar or restaurant mit bar. Lots and lots and lots of ladies whose husband is more interested in Call of Duty and his fantasy figurine collection than banging his wife. "He hasn't licked my pussy in ten years!" Instant all access pass!
Where are your favorite trolling spots?
 

imonboard

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Nice job! Please guide me obi wan because I must not be using the force right or something. Also a lot of married guys are apparently bi which is concerning as I think that was a dealbreaker with this one couple in NJ . Ummm ok!! Shaking my damn head.
 

Dodgeram44

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Nice job! Please guide me obi wan because I must not be using the force right or something. Also a lot of married guys are apparently bi which is concerning as I think that was a dealbreaker with this one couple in NJ . Ummm ok!! Shaking my damn head.
Yah there's alot of bi or bi curious on the sls site but generally people are upfront.

How do you know if your roommate is gay? Anyone know?
 

imonboard

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Yah there's alot of bi or bi curious on the sls site but generally people are upfront.

How do you know if your roommate is gay? Anyone know?
Ummm I would say if he has no interest in this site or doing what we all do . Intentionally being a 12 yr old with that response but honestly bring it up and then offer to comp him one. If he doesn’t like Asian women ( I mean HOW is that even possible ?) then fine ok but show him some reviews and if he doesn’t even care after that.. welllll . A good friend of a good friend who did go on grinder but maybe back to being all about pussy only is interested in this game . He listens and he knows he wants in. So if that still likes guys then fine he is bi and I respect that but no way he’s getting near Ms Jenny ! She be all mine yo!
 

Dodgeram44

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Ummm I would say if he has no interest in this site or doing what we all do . Intentionally being a 12 yr old with that response but honestly bring it up and then offer to comp him one. If he doesn’t like Asian women ( I mean HOW is that even possible ?) then fine ok but show him some reviews and if he doesn’t even care after that.. welllll . A good friend of a good friend who did go on grinder but maybe back to being all about pussy only is interested in this game . He listens and he knows he wants in. So if that still likes guys then fine he is bi and I respect that but no way he’s getting near Ms Jenny ! She be all mine yo!
Omg dude I was just kidding around & I'm not bi in any way. That's a old joke & after the dp comment's I thought it would be funny.
The answer is his dick tastes like shit Lol!!
 

markkennedy

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Where are your favorite trolling spots?
I don't go out of my way, I speak to ladies I like at grocery store, or at a restaurant if I'm already there, or at the bank, or post office, anyplace where I am and I see a lady I might like to chat. I kind of have signal questions or things to steer conversation that tell me they are married but not getting fucked. Is like in football, you can motion a TE or WR and get a read on man/zone/blitz, or change cadence to see which man is hell bent on blitzing no matter what play you run. Think it out, what questions or words would you use to get someone who is not getting fucked to tell you that? Is not difficult, usually women who are not getting satisfied but are not flat out whores will not be difficult to chat up. Most ladies enjoy for you to listen to them complain about that bitch at work, or someone else who recently wronged them in some imperceptible way. Just listen, give them the ole "omg yea that lady IS a bitch!", and keep her talking. But really the places I mentioned, they aren't dolled up, they aren't in their "shut all men but 10+ men" mode, and basic interest in them and their words is more than enough to open the door, if it exists. Try it at the club when they're with their pals, good luck. Plus, who wants a lady who picks up dudes at a club? Way too much work for nothing.
 

imonboard

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I don't go out of my way, I speak to ladies I like at grocery store, or at a restaurant if I'm already there, or at the bank, or post office, anyplace where I am and I see a lady I might like to chat. I kind of have signal questions or things to steer conversation that tell me they are married but not getting fucked. Is like in football, you can motion a TE or WR and get a read on man/zone/blitz, or change cadence to see which man is hell bent on blitzing no matter what play you run. Think it out, what questions or words would you use to get someone who is not getting fucked to tell you that? Is not difficult, usually women who are not getting satisfied but are not flat out whores will not be difficult to chat up. Most ladies enjoy for you to listen to them complain about that bitch at work, or someone else who recently wronged them in some imperceptible way. Just listen, give them the ole "omg yea that lady IS a bitch!", and keep her talking. But really the places I mentioned, they aren't dolled up, they aren't in their "shut all men but 10+ men" mode, and basic interest in them and their words is more than enough to open the door, if it exists. Try it at the club when they're with their pals, good luck. Plus, who wants a lady who picks up dudes at a club? Way too much work for nothing.
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It's so hard in the civilian world. I did get some luck on Bumble and Hinge (good piece on my bday) and then this 3 hole Korean demon. I am getting more and more annoyed with these divorced single moms who come across like they deserve a trophy for it. Sorry it sounds mean but I am very nice and polite and don't expect me (some guy who just wants to go to poundtown) to be like #1. It's dating apps or I guess when the eagles play b/c alot of the women here ( I ain't from these parts) are hard core eagles fans so that says something good too b/c she is probably cool. The DTF or want to be DTF moms are becoming more and more hard to wrangle and I ain't moving to lIke Lancaster or some shit.
 

markkennedy

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The trick is to get them before they are divorced, even better before they know they should be getting divorced. Once divorced, too much baggage and drama and dudes in jail and child support and housing this and that, and as you say, the have some attitude like you owe them something. I just want to eat pussy and cum in a strangers mouth, I don't give a fsck about their children or what their favorite TV program is lol
 

imonboard

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O MY GOD. I AM CRYING LAUGHING AT THE LAST SENTENCE. Dude !! HAHHAHA WOW.. that is PRICELESS.

I think I would only retire from the AMP world if I met ms right 2.0 and she was Asian. Generally speaking there is a consistent personality trait amongst them I like. I am a barbarian by blood so a gentle little asian flower has to be prepared for it but the differences can actually work. Plus... not many fat asian women around who I want to take to the candy shop. #keepitreal
 

imonboard

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So quick update here… FAiL !! For some reason nothing really . Way too many picky couples or just lame ass women who ghost you . I wish I had the money back to throw to the monger fund . Effin annoying!!
 
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