Yup.Renaissance Hotel in Hong Kong. Five star property in Wan Chai, very business oriented, they have a spa. I had just taken a loooong flight, with delays, it waslike 23 hours. Painful. Was in that quasi-dream-state where you are tired but can’t sleep due to jet lag. I rarely get hotel massages but figured, it is Saturday morning, nothing to do, can’t sleep, what the hell. Make an appt. through operator, go to spa. Gorgeous place, hot tubs, sauna, top shelf all the way. Masseuse is HOT! Smoking 28-ish Chinese, tall, thin, very pretty, What you’d expect in a 5 star hotel in HK. I lay down, and she is all business, and gives a great rub, very little oil, mostly shiatsu. Very professional. After about 45 minutes I am dozing off and she is asking me something. Huh? I wake up not even remembering where I am. I have no idea what she is saying. Ask her to repeat twice. Finally I hear her “You want happy ending?” HOLY SHIT FUCK YEAH! She maintains her professional demeanor and starts stroking me slowly but firmly. The surprise, exotic locale and her amazing hotness all add up to a quick, powerful release, and I shoot 7 or 8 thick ropey spurts into the air. She was impressed. Tip her well, and still have no idea how THAT happened. BUT IT WAS GREAT!