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Anyone ever gotten a surprise at a legit place?

jvvvj

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This may sound weird, but I've grown tired of HE places. I like getting a legit and thorough massage and then the not knowing of whether a HE will happen or not turns me on.

Has anyone ever managed to get a surprise ending from anyone at a legit place? Any tips are greatly appreciated. Thanks!
 

bertie123

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my sense is everyone knows exactly what he wants so there are no surprises. a legit place wouldn't take the chance and the staff isn't amenable anyway.
but as far as SURPRISES go, there was a walk-up off lex on 46 or so that i thought was a simple hj. open ceilings and the staff didn't "look" like there was anything more to get(you can get a vibe about such things).

i got a nice massage and a playful tickles but after she just bent the knee and gave me a super unexpected bj. better yet, there was a post table shower given by a buxom hispanic in a closed shower room( i think she was mexican and probably off the boat)....we fucked and i got it cheap too.

another episode. at the old aria on 23rd in it's heyday. i always like the desk attendant. she spoke english well and she was never dressed in anything but strictly street clothes. slim but with a husky voice. i went late one day and everyone went home. she was ready to close up. i convinced her otherwise. she gave me an unrehearsed hj and she got finger fucked. a few times after that i saw her at her apt. she was great,,,,AND REALLY WET. she and (i think) tina went in business together for a couple of months and then she quit. i think she was looking for something more but that wasn't for me. joanne was her name i recall

there was an elfish looking girl who manned "herbal fairy" which ran ads in the new york magazine for AGES. it was a place that was "trying to be legit" but i was able to extract a bit more from her.

that's it. that's my experience with "surprises"
 

BrettKavanaugh

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another episode. at the old aria on 23rd in it's heyday. i always like the desk attendant. she spoke english well and she was never dressed in anything but strictly street clothes. slim but with a husky voice. i went late one day and everyone went home. she was ready to close up. i convinced her otherwise. she gave me an unrehearsed hj and she got finger fucked. a few times after that i saw her at her apt. she was great,,,,AND REALLY WET. she and (i think) tina went in business together for a couple of months and then she quit. i think she was looking for something more but that wasn't for me. joanne was her name i recall

that's it. that's my experience with "surprises"
Are you talking the MMS at Aria in late 90s, early 00s. Late 40s milfish, but with Ia seemingly great rack under the clothes? (And fairly a retired provider) Back then I was much younger than late 40s, but I wanted her! Never a hint that anything beyond brief flirting was available. Otoh, "Joanne" doesnt sound right to me. Maybe someone else.
 

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Yup.Renaissance Hotel in Hong Kong. Five star property in Wan Chai, very business oriented, they have a spa. I had just taken a loooong flight, with delays, it waslike 23 hours. Painful. Was in that quasi-dream-state where you are tired but can’t sleep due to jet lag. I rarely get hotel massages but figured, it is Saturday morning, nothing to do, can’t sleep, what the hell. Make an appt. through operator, go to spa. Gorgeous place, hot tubs, sauna, top shelf all the way. Masseuse is HOT! Smoking 28-ish Chinese, tall, thin, very pretty, What you’d expect in a 5 star hotel in HK. I lay down, and she is all business, and gives a great rub, very little oil, mostly shiatsu. Very professional. After about 45 minutes I am dozing off and she is asking me something. Huh? I wake up not even remembering where I am. I have no idea what she is saying. Ask her to repeat twice. Finally I hear her “You want happy ending?” HOLY SHIT FUCK YEAH! She maintains her professional demeanor and starts stroking me slowly but firmly. The surprise, exotic locale and her amazing hotness all add up to a quick, powerful release, and I shoot 7 or 8 thick ropey spurts into the air. She was impressed. Tip her well, and still have no idea how THAT happened. BUT IT WAS GREAT!
 

bertie123

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Are you talking the MMS at Aria in late 90s, early 00s. Late 40s milfish, but with Ia seemingly great rack under the clothes? (And fairly a retired provider) Back then I was much younger than late 40s, but I wanted her! Never a hint that anything beyond brief flirting was available. Otoh, "Joanne" doesnt sound right to me. Maybe someone else.

no this joanne was a slim gal. i think maybe the one you're talking about a gal i saw at aria who's sugar daddy bought the place for her? but this was about 6yrs ago or so. hottie indeed. her daddy was old. i know this because weirdly i happen to drop into aria(by then it was h2o) and the daddy and two relatives who could have been his sisters or something weird were all sitting around. i think they though aria was legit. prom and proper and all
 

thatguy1527

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This may sound weird, but I've grown tired of HE places. I like getting a legit and thorough massage and then the not knowing of whether a HE will happen or not turns me on.

Has anyone ever managed to get a surprise ending from anyone at a legit place? Any tips are greatly appreciated. Thanks!
I can relate
 
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