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anyone try meyo massage?

Boricua1469

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I might be setting up a session with them on Friday, there's a post out there where she's fully legit. Haven't heard back from her to confirm my appointment
 

jjmoose111

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I think your YMMV with this one. Also messaged back and forth with her some weeks back. I got the indication that she does provide HE, however
her fee for 1 hr. massage alone was $15...Too rich for my blood. Someone else says she quoted him $1
 

longrelief

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She is a flake. I tried to set up a massage by text Sat. a week ago. Did not get back to me until Sunday afternoon, quoted $100 for hour. I was busy all day Sunday so we set up for Monday. She takes a long time to respond to each text. She asked me for name, height, weight, med conditions. I responded and did say that i had some nerve damage from a weightlifting injury. Monday came and I was never hearing from her re location, so I inquired. She responded that she does not massage people with circulatory problems because it can be counterproductive. Since when is nerve damage a circulatory problem??
 

kantuchdis

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Who tells a cute massage babe that they have some nerve damage from a weightlifting injury?

Huh? You're hoping for a mediocre body rub from a naked Latino babe who eventually waxes your carrot while you squeeze her little boobs.

You creeped her out some how and she found a way to tell you to fuck off without her actually telling you to fuck off.
 

longrelief

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Who tells a cute massage babe that they have some nerve damage from a weightlifting injury?

Huh? You're hoping for a mediocre body rub from a naked Latino babe who eventually waxes your carrot while you squeeze her little boobs.

You creeped her out some how and she found a way to tell you to fuck off without her actually telling you to fuck off.
Anyone that sees her ad knows that it gives no implication of a HE. Her ad is completely legit, other than possibly the fact that she has a picture of her face. I was planning to take one for the team. She specifically asked about any medical conditions. Treating it as a potential legit massage should not "creep" anyone out, whether the place is legit or extras. When texting, making any references to extras or anything nonlegit is a bad move whether the place is legit or not. If it is legit they are gonna refuse you because they don't do that, and if it is an extras place they are gonna refuse you because they fear you are LEO.
 

longrelief

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Who tells a cute massage babe that they have some nerve damage from a weightlifting injury?

Huh? You're hoping for a mediocre body rub from a naked Latino babe who eventually waxes your carrot while you squeeze her little boobs.

You creeped her out some how and she found a way to tell you to fuck off without her actually telling you to fuck off.
What makes you think she works naked? Have you seen a different ad than the one I saw?
 

kantuchdis

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What makes you think she works naked? Have you seen a different ad than the one I saw?
I don't know if anyone is naked. No one has visited the place listed in the ad and reported back here. This is an enigma.

This peer to peer forum is centered on sharing experiences related to massage parlors that offer extras. I applaud your effort to uncover the unknown. Another monger stated he got the indication she offered HE. Eh, guys hear what they want to hear. It is quite possible a decent massage and HJ awaits considering the sketch location and the placement of the ads. Time will tell if a monger reports back.
 

longrelief

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Full body and lomi lomi are usually good signs
I don't think lomi lomi implies anything----you may be thinking of nuru. "No draping requirements" does imply something, but that is not in her ad as it was in another CL ad. The only thing in the Meyo ad I see that might indicate more than therapeutic was that she has a full pic of herself plus a head shot, and she gives her ethnicity. SHe is trying to bring in someone into latinas.
 

Heatedcore

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Fellow lurker here, I actually tried her yesterday and it’s strictly legit. I went in expecting a legit massage anyway so it wasn’t a total loss. She asks for your age and weight when booking and sends you a list of the types of massages she offers, lomi lomi, deep tissue etc. No hints or anything to suggest that it’s more than a legit massage but her massages are good and will have you satisfied as long as you’re not looking for extra.
 

mikespmonger

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Fellow lurker here, I actually tried her yesterday and it’s strictly legit. I went in expecting a legit massage anyway so it wasn’t a total loss. She asks for your age and weight when booking and sends you a list of the types of massages she offers, lomi lomi, deep tissue etc. No hints or anything to suggest that it’s more than a legit massage but her massages are good and will have you satisfied as long as you’re not looking for extra.
soooo ill ask what everyone else is thinking., Did you try any sort of..."hey, look. its a boner." or DIY?
 

kantuchdis

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Fellow lurker here, I actually tried her yesterday and it’s strictly legit. I went in expecting a legit massage anyway so it wasn’t a total loss. She asks for your age and weight when booking and sends you a list of the types of massages she offers, lomi lomi, deep tissue etc. No hints or anything to suggest that it’s more than a legit massage but her massages are good and will have you satisfied as long as you’re not looking for extra.
You sir are a credit to this community - thank you for your service.
 

jjmoose111

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Fellow lurker here, I actually tried her yesterday and it’s strictly legit. I went in expecting a legit massage anyway so it wasn’t a total loss. She asks for your age and weight when booking and sends you a list of the types of massages she offers, lomi lomi, deep tissue etc. No hints or anything to suggest that it’s more than a legit massage but her massages are good and will have you satisfied as long as you’re not looking for extra.
How was the parking situation nearby?
 
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