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Asian markets to meet asian women

downtown

I have guys like you in my stool
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Saw the North thread and this one... Idk man, I'm calling a certain level of BS on this generally speaking. If you guys ( including myself ) were so darn smooth with your moves and can hook up that easy why wouldn't you you be at the bars every night, malls every day, and bagging all the single lonely and looking chicks there :unsure:
P.S. I dated a Filipino for quite some time and we would always go to these asian markets so I got to know them fairly well, it doesn't really add up - just sayin....
your sense of value and adventure is nil my man.. Maybe thats why your no longer with the Filipina
 

Cheshire1

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your sense of value and adventure is nil my man.. Maybe thats why your no longer with the Filipina
why ? because I'm skeptical of the Penthouse forum letters of mongers randomly wondering around Asian food markets and magically picking up all these lonely woman inside them :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Because, yeah after all that makes sense. If you've ever been to these markets you would know why I say this.
 

Mr Wizard

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New spot at Tano Mall ,Edison .
Lottie Asian Mart. I stopped Friday at 3:00 - 3:30. Wow
With a basket and some fruits I see a lady 25-30 in a pink sleeveless, mid calf skin tight dress, heels.
Nice top and a black girls booty. Not wide but puckered out!! Have never seen an Asian beauty built like that.
Many customers turned to look at her. I slowly made my way to watch her walk.....what a butt. A manager came to her and they walked into the back so I kinda gave up. Walking by the fish area I see her and the manager at a meat cooking stand.
She is wearing a coat !!! I work my way over and ask what they cooking ? She offers me a sample and gives a rundown of the beef and marinate.
I’m wishing she was an Amp girl!! Beautiful face , great English, Chinese. Keep the coat on but open. Said thank and got a smile .
Didn’t ask for name but I’m stopping tomorrow to check it out.
Maybe the sun will shine on this old dogs ass!!!!!! Whooo Hooooo
Any luck? :unsure:
 

downtown

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why ? because I'm skeptical of the Penthouse forum letters of mongers randomly wondering around Asian food markets and magically picking up all these lonely woman inside them :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Because, yeah after all that makes sense. If you've ever been to these markets you would know why I say this.
I invented this hunt Holmes.
 

Colonellingus

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Saw the North thread and this one... Idk man, I'm calling a certain level of BS on this generally speaking. If you guys ( including myself ) were so darn smooth with your moves and can hook up that easy why wouldn't you you be at the bars every night, malls every day, and bagging all the single lonely and looking chicks there :unsure:
P.S. I dated a Filipino for quite some time and we would always go to these asian markets so I got to know them fairly well, it doesn't really add up - just sayin....
...learn a bit of the language...

Wo wei shwo idi en en Jungwo hwa, ni na?

40-?
 

downtown

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C/L has a good point.

My Chinglish is so so ( Ma Ma Who Who ) but it's a great way to earning a warm smile and open the doors to a pleasant conversation and who knows what else. Whether you're in an amp or chatting with a civilian.
Great point friend. Attempting to speak the language of the person your interacting with goes a long way.Its impressive and apprecaited
 

Colonellingus

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C/L has a good point.

My Chinglish is so so ( Ma Ma Who Who ) but it's a great way to earning a warm smile and open the doors to a pleasant conversation and who knows what else. Whether you're in an amp or chatting with a civilian.
Dude!

I know that avatar.

How have you been, my friend? : )
 

Colonellingus

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why ? because I'm skeptical of the Penthouse forum letters of mongers randomly wondering around Asian food markets and magically picking up all these lonely woman inside them :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Because, yeah after all that makes sense. If you've ever been to these markets you would know why I say this.
Ask PACO or any other dozens of other SH Alumni about my SH blog or videos.

- sup, PACO? -

ELCHOLLOHOMBRE dice que pasa, mi negra?

No he doesn't, just f'ing around

Sounds like something he would say though, right?

Chesh: Anything is possible both in RL and the stores.

Just because I've never won the lottery doesn't mean that no one else ever does.

If I haven't experienced it, that doesn't mean it couldn't happen for someone else.

Birthday parties for the Mamasan.

A very well loved providers retirement party.

I have seen and done things that make PH Letters look like the childish scribblings of an autistic.

It's all out there for all of you.

Just go find it.

That's all in the past for me.

Time to move on.

"An experience is a time, not a place. And it can happen anywhere."

-Attributed to LODGE, SH Emeritus : )
 

Cheshire1

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Ask PACO or any other dozens of other SH Alumni about my SH blog or videos.

- sup, PACO? -

ELCHOLLOHOMBRE dice que pasa, mi negra?

No he doesn't, just f'ing around

Sounds like something he would say though, right?

Chesh: Anything is possible both in RL and the stores.

Just because I've never won the lottery doesn't mean that no one else ever does.

If I haven't experienced it, that doesn't mean it couldn't happen for someone else.

Birthday parties for the Mamasan.

A very well loved providers retirement party.

I have seen and done things that make PH Letters look like the childish scribblings of an autistic.

It's all out there for all of you.

Just go find it.

That's all in the past for me.

Time to move on.

"An experience is a time, not a place. And it can happen anywhere."

-Attributed to LODGE, SH Emeritus : )
I really have no idea what this long winded rant is about nor do I particulary care quite honestly. Have a wonderful evening. Good lord, some of you dudes are really quite bizarre.
 

chingman

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Yeah ..that line wouldnt even work with with a GF or wife. Back to school sonny.
lol, 1). i never said it would work on anything. 2). not sure what school(s) you are going to or went to that teach pick up lines? 3). funny when people using the term "sonny" but don't know the other party's age? i totally understand, some people think older = wiser, etc. and younger people should get more education by going back to school. classic internet comments.

look, my comment does not target anyone, it's just for myself. i am far from looking like Brad Pitt, so i won't even try at any supermarkets.
 

downtown

I have guys like you in my stool
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Ask PACO or any other dozens of other SH Alumni about my SH blog or videos.

- sup, PACO? -

ELCHOLLOHOMBRE dice que pasa, mi negra?

No he doesn't, just f'ing around

Sounds like something he would say though, right?

Chesh: Anything is possible both in RL and the stores.

Just because I've never won the lottery doesn't mean that no one else ever does.

If I haven't experienced it, that doesn't mean it couldn't happen for someone else.

Birthday parties for the Mamasan.

A very well loved providers retirement party.

I have seen and done things that make PH Letters look like the childish scribblings of an autistic.

It's all out there for all of you.

Just go find it.

That's all in the past for me.

Time to move on.

"An experience is a time, not a place. And it can happen anywhere."

-Attributed to LODGE, SH Emeritus : )
Respect mon!.. Colonel is the man!
 
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