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Assholes and Fuckheads

Ellocohombre

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#1
Man sure have been a lot of these showing up lately
1- Dude getting fisted up the ass, total BS
2- Same guy saying he got puss dick
3- Dude saying he went to beauty salon for FS and telling you guys to "Be a man" and tell her what you want in a text.
4- Monger saying he showed up with no money and played in the back yard for free.
These guys need to be weeded out and sent packing .
 

Chiparlor

Has Decided to Walk on Earth.
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#3
#4 is my number one pet peeve and in supplement of the #4 was also to try to dispute the credit card charge against the parlor after the service. I believe a monger from NY or NJ (?) inquired about it on a thread somewhere. Made my hair point North with sharp spines ready to spine-drill freeloaders or ah/fh as u call it.
 

Slimm

Unable to Remove Hands and Head From My Asshole
Messages: 775
Reviews: 18
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#4
Also the fuckheads who pm you to trade info. Then when you give them your info , they don't give any back. Basically swindle you.
Serboc , if your on here, go fuck yourself.
If you use @, the member will get a notification he was mentioned.

I called out @Serboc the other day. He keeps posting the same girl's pics in random threads. And, yeah, while I looked through his posts to confirm this before I called him out, interspersed between the pic posts were post after post asking for info. He's a total leech.
 

Koujiao

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#5
I have to disagree, it is all about perspective. All of the things mentioned above as negatives are why I come here to read and comment on things going on in this underground, shadow life freak show so manynof you live. If you want to send someone packing, block them. I prefer to read it all.
 

TGBeldin

Registered Member
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#8
Man sure have been a lot of these showing up lately
1- Dude getting fisted up the ass, total BS
2- Same guy saying he got puss dick
3- Dude saying he went to beauty salon for FS and telling you guys to "Be a man" and tell her what you want in a text.
4- Monger saying he showed up with no money and played in the back yard for free.
These guys need to be weeded out and sent packing .
Actually, some of those posters are so absurd they are like the Sunday comics. The Falstaff of the AMP world.
 

Slimm

Unable to Remove Hands and Head From My Asshole
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#10
Yeah it was pulled. Urban Dictionary says puss dick is a clit. But I remember him saying something about siss cock not puss dick. He said it like it was his too, so it wasn't a clit. He said something like "She then rubbed my siss cock." He claimed she fisted him all the way to her wrist.
 

Slimm

Unable to Remove Hands and Head From My Asshole
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#14
No he said he just left the pharmacy with meds for puss dick. Insinuating you pick up a friend in his travels. Dropped a name too. That was the Asshole comment that was written by a Fuckhead that I was referring to.
Oh wow, I didn't see that part. The siss cock reference was from right after she took her hand out of his ass.

And his review said he hadn't been there in 2 years, however he had left a short nonsensical review for DDD 6 months ago. I posted and called him out on that. He replied that the provider took him to the shower and said "I want to suck snake" but he had forgotten his money and had to leave. Everything he said was fucked-up.

Anyway, I think you may've got your wish. Not only is his review thread gone, if you try to access his profile it says "This user's profile is not available". His handle is @Bidckman. It didn't auto-suggest it just now as I was typing it, and that's further confirmation that he's been axed, or at least banned.

You can find what looks to be his last post, on @eagle1682's review "Tina Dadada".
 

TGBeldin

Registered Member
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#15
There are always teens who get on web sites they shouldn't be on and post shit, thinking it makes them sound "cool".

Not the first. Not the last.
 

oldhorndog53

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Oh wow, I didn't see that part. The siss cock reference was from right after she took her hand out of his ass.

And his review said he hadn't been there in 2 years, however he had left a short nonsensical review for DDD 6 months ago. I posted and called him out on that. He replied that the provider took him to the shower and said "I want to suck snake" but he had forgotten his money and had to leave. Everything he said was fucked-up.

Anyway, I think you may've got your wish. Not only is his review thread gone, if you try to access his profile it says "This user's profile is not available". His handle is @Bidckman. It didn't auto-suggest it just now as I was typing it, and that's further confirmation that he's been axed, or at least banned.

You can find what looks to be his last post, on @eagle1682's review "Tina Dadada".
He should be banned if he hasn't been already. There's a thread on here about the consequences for posting unsubstantiated allegations and rumors. The punishment is to be permanently banned from the board.
 

Bryanpunk

Registered Member
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#18
Also the fuckheads who pm you to trade info. Then when you give them your info , they don't give any back. Basically swindle you.
Serboc , if your on here, go fuck yourself.
I never gave him information but he sure has asked me the same questions here and other forums about that damn girl and also ask for trades.
If you use @, the member will get a notification he was mentioned.

I called out @Serboc the other day. He keeps posting the same girl's pics in random threads. And, yeah, while I looked through his posts to confirm this before I called him out, interspersed between the pic posts were post after post asking for info. He's a total leech.
I agree he belongs in this category. He's on another forum and all he did in his 60 posts he had was ask questions about LMPs and if you been there or here and see this girl etc Also if you see that same chick your talking about with the pictures.
He definitely deserves to be in this category of Fucktards and Asshole
 

AutomaticSlim

I'm your night prowler... Get out of my way...
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#20
Thankfully I missed all of those posts.
I usually only read:

- Interesting titles on the discussion boards
- Threads I am "watching"
- Reviews in regions I care about
- PMs
 
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