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Best Strip Club

bigdick69

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$150 tribeca party with mattresses is open on Wed the 6th this week (DM for invite). Fetish Affairs is Thu 7th (sign up official or I walk you in), This hobby is getting expensive with the cover fees, but hotels are the same cost.
 

Reachme.here091

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@bigdick69, since you have a connection to these guys, how about something for the working stiffs that have a family and need to be home in time for dinner? Lunch time 12-3 pm. These late night parties are a no go a lot of members here. And in outer boroughs too.
 

Reachme.here091

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And on the same note, can you talk to owners of Gallahgers and Sugardaddies to start opening up at noon again? And maybe maybe NYC Gentleman’s to cut the crap with their LD cost structure. Any idiot can see it’s not for money making purposes. No one in their right mind will pay 20-40 bucks to the house for dances in the open couches. Not at lunchtime anyway. It’s a no-mans land in that space. All the action is being the bar.
 

Sidneyfalco

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@bigdick69, since you have a connection to these guys, how about something for the working stiffs that have a family and need to be home in time for dinner? Lunch time 12-3 pm. These late night parties are a no go a lot of members here. And in outer boroughs too.
Makes me REALLY miss the Harmony Burlesque. Open 12-12 365 days a year....
Even one more reason to hate Giuliani , for closing the place down
 

bigdick69

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I shoud've clarified options as in UTR spots. Leads and applicable fees would be much appreciated.
Thu Nov 4 8PM-2AM ($100 cover), and Wed Nov 10 8PM-3AM ($150 cover) are my next two ultra dirty private strip. DM if your interested in comming.

A former FS-maybe lapdance party owner is looking for a do-anything party location for $500, $700 max Tue or Wed nights. Something with beds or acres of padded bench seats. Yoga mats and bean bag/air bag chairs worst case scenario. DM me if you have a venue, or can suggest me contacting a venue "cold" about renting it.
 

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Anyone used to go to Flash Dancers at their original location? though the dancers could be aggressive, asking you for dances and then rolling their eyes if you say no, I did connect with a few of them that were nice. Dance areas were alright, but it was dark and offered some "interesting" moves generally not allowed if you had the right chemistry with the girl ;) The darkness made it feel a little private, even though there could be another guy next to you with another girl. they've since moved to a new location so I thought I'd check it out, woww not a fan anymore and really too bright and open. And it's girls one after another asking if you want a dance, at one point I was just exhausted from the questions. One and done, not gonna go there anymore.

Agree with darwin201 the best ones are the SVT -like clubs he mentioned. More intimate, girls chat with you, and generally don't care if you get a dance with them or not (at least they'll seem not to care in front of you) and the girls are overall attractive imo . They may not always have the strip club experience with their lap dances, but that was fine with me with all the other contact that they allow. sometimes even making out if you two connect.
Flashdancers is a total ripoff.. if you want a private room the house fee alone is 2,000. Then you need to tip the girl and they also want you to buy a bottle.. No girl is worth that much for an hour !!
 

bigdick69

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Flashdancers is a total ripoff.. if you want a private room the house fee alone is 2,000. Then you need to tip the girl and they also want you to buy a bottle.. No girl is worth that much for an hour !!
You read the riot act to the girl about a "help you with bills if we meet outside" after 2 songs. Or just ask at the bar counter if their opening line is wanna dance. BTW, flashdancer girls aren't as programmed to keep numbers a secret.

Without dropping names, a certain manhattan strip club says, we give guys $ (comped funny $) to get songs and rooms from you, and he will test you if you give your number after $600 or $1000 in dances, if you give your number to him, your fired, and we never EFT you your 6 months of earnings. Feel to have your lawyer contact us, our model contract is iron clad in court.
 

Reachme.here091

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Without dropping names, a certain manhattan strip club says, we give guys $ (comped funny $) to get songs and rooms from you, and he will test you if you give your number after $600 or $1000 in dances, if you give your number to him, your fired, and we never EFT you your 6 months of earnings. Feel to have your lawyer contact us, our model contract is iron clad in court.
Not sure what you mean here. Some clubs make girls sign employment contracts? And if to break it you have to pay them a ton of money?
 

bigdick69

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Not sure what you mean here. Some clubs make girls sign employment contracts? And if to break it you have to pay them a ton of money?
A working girl cannot be sued she has no assets. She is homeless or on welfare according to the IRS. But at mainstream clubs, the vast majority of dance $ is e-money. The club collects a 10% overhead from the guy on face and then collects another 10% Redemption overhead from the girl for thermal paper barcodes. Many Clubs say to reduce fees we EFT you only two or four times a year for all of your earnings. You must have made a blank check and a 1099 or W-2. With many dancers they will tell them that they are collecting "Funny Money", then fire a girl for some term in the modeling contract that is unprovable. Since a girl that cannot physically enter the club has no recourse other than to hire a process server to duct tape 25 sheets to the front door of the club. The rest will be handled by the Second District Court of New York. The story ends here. Basically cash and bitcoin are irreversible. Credit card money is a jury trial. Small businesses would never accept plastic, large businesses say it's bottle service/lobster/not industry.
 

Talo

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A working girl cannot be sued she has no assets. She is homeless or on welfare according to the IRS. But at mainstream clubs, the vast majority of dance $ is e-money. The club collects a 10% overhead from the guy on face and then collects another 10% Redemption overhead from the girl for thermal paper barcodes. Many Clubs say to reduce fees we EFT you only two or four times a year for all of your earnings. You must have made a blank check and a 1099 or W-2. With many dancers they will tell them that they are collecting "Funny Money", then fire a girl for some term in the modeling contract that is unprovable. Since a girl that cannot physically enter the club has no recourse other than to hire a process server to duct tape 25 sheets to the front door of the club. The rest will be handled by the Second District Court of New York. The story ends here. Basically cash and bitcoin are irreversible. Credit card money is a jury trial. Small businesses would never accept plastic, large businesses say it's bottle service/lobster/not industry.
I'm sorry my man. I sure you're making a point somewhere in this but this is nearly incoherent.

I mean, I do t know about the rest of the guys but I'm lost. Most clubs don't pay girls out anything. The girls pay them to walk in so they can earn their cash. So 1099s, W2s and electronic funds transfers are nearly irrelevant.

I still have no clue what point was being made. There is a limit to the amount of code and allusions that can be used before the trail of thought and understand is lost. Just keep that in mind. Maybe better just to PM the person your trying to converse with if you want to keep thing cryptic. Just a thought and nothing negative against you or the people you were going back and forth with.
 

Reachme.here091

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I'm sorry my man. I sure you're making a point somewhere in this but this is nearly incoherent.

I mean, I do t know about the rest of the guys but I'm lost. Most clubs don't pay girls out anything. The girls pay them to walk in so they can earn their cash. So 1099s, W2s and electronic funds transfers are nearly irrelevant.

I still have no clue what point was being made. There is a limit to the amount of code and allusions that can be used before the trail of thought and understand is lost. Just keep that in mind. Maybe better just to PM the person your trying to converse with if you want to keep thing cryptic. Just a thought and nothing negative against you or the people you were going back and forth with.
I think he is talking about clubs that force you to convert real cash to their “currency”. Think like tokens at an arcade. I’ve heard of places like that but don’t recall going to one ever. Basically he is saying that the structure of the clubs “currency” is where you pay a 10% processing fee of its equivalent cash value to the club on the initial currency exchange. And then the girl pays another 10% to exchange it back to real money at the end of the night. I think they get the girls to agree to this by offering to give back some of that 10% that is lost on the covering back to real money off the girl has a 1099 and a checking account. These “returns” happens bi yearly or quarterly. I’m guessing that adds up to serious money. So the club looks to fire a girl for any reason rather to pay out the money. It’s this what you mean?
 

Reachme.here091

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Ok so that makes sense. Why the ladies would bother to do that is beyond me but I get the story now at least.
It makes sense in some higher end clubs where there is a lot of money to be made. Especially when the “currency” makes it tough to keep track of the actual amount of money you are spending. For example if the exchange rate is 2.4 club dollars for 1 real dollar, and lap dance is 60 club dollars. Try doing the conversion while drunk.
 

Talo

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It makes sense in some higher end clubs where there is a lot of money to be made. Especially when the “currency” makes it tough to keep track of the actual amount of money you are spending. For example if the exchange rate is 2.4 club dollars for 1 real dollar, and lap dance is 60 club dollars. Try doing the conversion while drunk.
I see. I'm not denying that it wouldn't be to the advantage of any club but that the ladies might get caught up into thinking it's to their advantage too. However most high end clubs especially the supposed UTR ones attract big spenders regardless. Ive seen it myself. The illusion of exclusivity and luxury are what those guys are really after. So there really is no point in trying to run a con on those guys as thats what they are there for and they'll be back anyway. For the ladies though it begs a question they should be asking them selves. If the club is already that much more unscrupulous with the the customers compared to any other. Then is the club getting one over on her too? At least they should be asking themselves that.

Anyway thanks for the clarrification. It is much appreciated.
 
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