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Best time of the day to monger?

What is the best time of the day to monger?

  • Morning-noon

    Votes: 75 61.0%
  • Afternoon to 6pm

    Votes: 29 23.6%
  • Night after 6pm

    Votes: 26 21.1%

  • Total voters
    123

856mixr

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Messages: 345
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#21
Best time of the day is whenever you’re free from the Mrs! Lol

But seriously, for me personally it’s afternoon. I tried the morning but found a lot of providers aren’t fully awake if that makes sense. Night is too dark out for me because i prefer seeing my surroundings.
 

StatsManPhilly

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#22
If your schedule is flexible, I have found that mid-week (T, W &Th) there is often a lull 10-11 am and then 1:30/2 - 4:30/5 pm, particularly in shops with more than one provider.
 

WyndmoorDude

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#25
Gentlemen ~ gentlemen,

Just Googled ... "when is man's Testosterone the highest?"

and here is our answer: Testosterone is highest in the morning. Testosterone levels are at their highest after a night of rest, between 7 and 10 a.m., says Yafi, noting that they “follow the circadian — basically the sleep — rhythm.”

The older we become the more important that fact becomes, so we are told, and with 81 years on my head I can easily confirm what my best "Pleasure Time Zone" is, or has been up until now, @ 10 AM and never later.

After reflecting upon their 7 AM to 10 AM window I'm gonna move my starting time to 9 AM whenever that is doable for my provider.
Why not?

Thank you!
 

geekdmb

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#26
I don't wanna sound rude and thanks for Googling it but wasn't it very obvious?
Does the term "morning wood" rings a bell :)

Gentlemen ~ gentlemen,

Just Googled ... "when is man's Testosterone the highest?"

and here is our answer: Testosterone is highest in the morning. Testosterone levels are at their highest after a night of rest, between 7 and 10 a.m., says Yafi, noting that they “follow the circadian — basically the sleep — rhythm.”

The older we become the more important that fact becomes, so we are told, and with 81 years on my head I can easily confirm what my best "Pleasure Time Zone" is, or has been up until now, @ 10 AM and never later.

After reflecting upon their 7 AM to 10 AM window I'm gonna move my starting time to 9 AM whenever that is doable for my provider.
Why not?

Thank you!
 

WyndmoorDude

Review Contributor
Messages: 95
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#27
“Morning Wood” ~~ hadn’t heard that phrase for many decades.
Thanks for bringing it back to the front burner of my consciousness!

It’s All Good
 

WyndmoorDude

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#29
Don’t happen to me no more no more - that Morning Wood stuff!

The one thing that remains the same is … Change … and that works good for me, as in … my newest erotic passion is Analingus!
Something I would have never considered back in my younger Morning Wood days.

It’s all good!
Life is a hoot for me, what with me living my life these days with An Attitude of Gratitude, 24/7.

It’s all good, yes indeedie now!

Thank you!
 

WyndmoorDude

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#30
The bigger picture just came into view for me … Morning Wood has a short and temporary lifespan, especially for us human males … and Bonnie Dobson’s Morning Dew, covered so beautifully by the boys from Marin County and the Bay Area, has a lifespan of forever!
How bout that!
Who woulda thunk?

That’s enuf outta me … gotta go and “put a little twist in the ole straight line”
 

Houston

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#31
“Morning Wood” ~~ hadn’t heard that phrase for many decades.
Thanks for bringing it back to the front burner of my consciousness!

It’s All Good
Play this every morning, before you lace up your sneakers!


I answered "afternoon", although I agree with your thesis. But few Spas are either open or staffed before Noon.
 

Wayne1250

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#32
I still have morning wood, even though I'm older. Thank you Cialis (like a Jimmy Fallon skit), I take a low 5mg dose every day. My favorite time straddles the fence since noon is my preference. Not too early to wake the girl up but early enough for my best performance.
 

Chiraq

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Messages: 25
Reviews: 4
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#33
All of my sessions are always at or near the Spa's opening time on Sunday morning only.

Reasons being:
(1)-At age 81, it is my understanding that Testosterone is at best/strongest early in the day for a guy in their senior years ~ and that has most definitely been my experience.
(2)-My odds of having my provider at her best is at the start of her day when she fresh and clean and full of energy, as opposed to later in her day when her energy has been depleted and perhaps she's feeling a bit beat up by her day, or something like that. Common sense. yes!
(3)-"Serenity vs Chaos" / TRAFFIC ~ Philly and the surrounding Counties are densely populated areas with lots of "hustle and bustle energy" in play most all the time - except for during the "overnight" ... and the consistent quiet of Sunday mornings.
My Spa visits are precious to me! They are at the top of my many top "Reasons to Live" and I want them to always be valued as such and supportive in driving my priceless Inner Peace and Serenity! Fighting traffic is not my concept of Inner Peace and Serenity, no!
My Sunday AMP Spa days always start with a nice long hot soak in the tub, smokin a bowl and listenin to the excellent (commercial free) Jazz music on 90.! FM / WRTI broadcasts every Sunday from 6 AM to 1 PM. ("Spirit-Soul" music is broadcast from 6 AM to 9 AM by Bobbi Booker every Sunday morning - always a High Vibe catalyst and an amazing musical-arts treat for me her show is.)
Following the soak is a cleansing shower, a healthy breakfast and a wonderful peaceful drive to my "Asian flavor of the day" with almost zero traffic!
For example, when departing my home adjacent to Chestnut Hill, traveling up Germantown Pike to Collegeville (Liinda @ MQ) ~~ having no traffic to deal with and cruzing thru the countryside with that delicious music on the radio and the nice sweet weed buzz happenin ~~ I am well on my way to creating the start of what normally turns out to be a most Blissful Day!
I never go into the city but I frequently go to towns like Lansdale, Royersford and etc for our hobby and it is always the same - Easy Peaceful Stress-Free Driving on Sunday morning round 9 AM, yes! ~ and that works better-than-good for me!

In closing, our Providers tell me that they really appreciate the early Sunday morning clients cause they normally do not have customers early Sundays.
(4)-Sunday mornings helps make for a more productive day for our girls on a financial basis - - - so we can call that number four (4) reason for Sunday morning . . . if you're in a position to pull it off.
I am.
Lucky me!

Thank you!
Well dang…
 

charliebrown

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#34
Mornings are better for me and the providers. I would say that I have met some great ones who will take good care of me no matter what time of day I show up.

For me, I have a Friday night routine to get me quickly unwound from a long week of work. The last two tasks for the night are stopping at a great TM spa for a wonderful 90 minute session. stop in a bar for a double on the rocks of whiskey and then head out for an hour at a great ST spa. By the time I finish up I have no problem sleeping and being completely ready for the remainder of the weekend.

if I can ever get an excuse to head out on a Sunday evening, I could think of nothing better than finishing up the weekend like that.
 

Deezynasty

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#35
One of the best sessions I ever had (non FS as I’m not a FS guy) was on a rainy Sunday morning. I made an appointment for 11am and was the first customer of the day and apparently the shop didn’t have anyone else schedule any appointments yet. So the therapist was full of energy and eager to please since it had been a slow start to the day. I’ll save the details for a review but let’s just say I saw this therapist a few times before and that day I got much more than the usual. Sunday mornings are hard for me to swing but hoping to try again at a different shop and see if I experience the same trend.
 

Qwertyuiopo

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#36
Opening is my move. I wanna be first, especially when Daty is likely. The thought of sloppy seconds or even DFK right after someone else shot a load in there is hard for me to get over. (I can sense the avalanche of comments coming in response to how irrational that may be, but it’s true for me nonetheless.)
 
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