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Best Viet Cafe

Entangledstat3

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Alright, since I started all the buzz about this, I figured I should check back in at DV Cafe and figure out wtf was up. It turns out dances are pretty highly dependent on the girls working. There were three that were only eye candy in various states: topless, see-through mesh or pasties. Sexy but not quite EQ quality. Then there was Sue... delightful, braided-weave, topless and bottomless with beautiful, large dark nipples on natural Cs. Sue used to dance at clubs in SF and took me right over to the couch for a $25 lap dance. She's great at what she does.

I asked the manager, Ngoc, what the deal was with dancer availability. She said the goal was keep the lap dances open Thursday through Sunday in the short term while working on better long-term plans. It's a damn shame I can't get Ngoc on the couch; she's milfy perfection. So, check out DV this weekend if you want the full experience [shrug].
 

WilliamChen

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Alright, since I started all the buzz about this, I figured I should check back in at DV Cafe and figure out wtf was up. It turns out dances are pretty highly dependent on the girls working. There were three that were only eye candy in various states: topless, see-through mesh or pasties. Sexy but not quite EQ quality. Then there was Sue... delightful, braided-weave, topless and bottomless with beautiful, large dark nipples on natural Cs. Sue used to dance at clubs in SF and took me right over to the couch for a $25 lap dance. She's great at what she does.

I asked the manager, Ngoc, what the deal was with dancer availability. She said the goal was keep the lap dances open Thursday through Sunday in the short term while working on better long-term plans. It's a damn shame I can't get Ngoc on the couch; she's milfy perfection. So, check out DV this weekend if you want the full experience [shrug].
Thanks for sharing. Is Ngoc is the best there? I was there this Thursday at DV, and I saw 4 girls. Is Sue the taller one? Where can you touch during lap dance?
 

jeffyan

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Someone please sell going to these types of coffee shop to me. I understand the pretty ladies that sits with you and one may get cheap touches but thats where it ends. I guess then go home and rub one out?
 

Nerd159

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1. Pretty and mostly undressed women.
2. Higher mileage for a lower price than SJ strip clubs.
3. More relaxed atmosphere, with less upsell.
4. All the tea you can drink.

It depends on if you enjoy looking witbout an HE. I enjoy them for a low-budget treat now and again.
 

Aripmania

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Report from Thursday

4 girls, 3 viet 1 brazilian

Ngoc - Manager Rainbow see thru late 30's but smokin hot, great mm's and juicy soft ass - very outgoing and really wants the girls to make money
Vi - Purple see thru very welcoming and even sexier - a little shy but came and welcomed us, works the register a lot.
Viet girl in black - perfect mm's and ass but older side 40's - very shy came and sat once but quickly left
Latina - youngest of all see thru and no bottoms - only one that does lap dances for $20 - very outgoing and looking to make money

all girls are very welcoming and nice, they're in direct competition with palms literally 15 feet away and across the street from Quyen, it looks like San ho is gonna be making a strong comeback in the viet coffee shop scene. all other places will have to raise their game to compete for dollars, this means a lot more happy customers.


i made my move for ngoc for at least a lap dance a few times but was adament with saying no and told me to support the latina girl but i declined.
 

Wildsquid

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Guys, YMMV is the key here. It all depends on the following factors:

MMS on duty - For instance, EQ has a no-nudity policy if the owner isn't onsite.

Comfort level of staff - Until you hit regular status, don't expect much. Tip well (and consistently) and be relatively friendly (and not creepy). Even if you're cool, someone else may have spooked them.

LE climate - Remember, these places operate extremely UTR. The level of occular stimulation on display rises and lowers in waves.

Finally, don't be a dick. No tippie, no touchie!
I haven't gone to a viet coffee shop in few years, but I don't remember touching was ever available. Heck, the girls never really sat down next to me. Only coffee and eye candy. Is there a protocol to ask a girl to sit? Tip her first? Please pm if certain details can't be public.
 

Slyguy209

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Report from Thursday

4 girls, 3 viet 1 brazilian

Ngoc - Manager Rainbow see thru late 30's but smokin hot, great mm's and juicy soft ass - very outgoing and really wants the girls to make money
Vi - Purple see thru very welcoming and even sexier - a little shy but came and welcomed us, works the register a lot.
Viet girl in black - perfect mm's and ass but older side 40's - very shy came and sat once but quickly left
Latina - youngest of all see thru and no bottoms - only one that does lap dances for $20 - very outgoing and looking to make money

all girls are very welcoming and nice, they're in direct competition with palms literally 15 feet away and across the street from Quyen, it looks like San ho is gonna be making a strong comeback in the viet coffee shop scene. all other places will have to raise their game to compete for dollars, this means a lot more happy customers.


i made my move for ngoc for at least a lap dance a few times but was adament with saying no and told me to support the latina girl but i declined.
What time of the day was your visit? Thinking about stopping by this week either Thursday or Friday but it will probably be in the morning. Trying to do a little pregame before a 10am appt. Or maybe a little treat after the appointment.
 

seijun

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Went to Remedy and DV today:

Remedy. Not crowded. Two very statuesque Asian women, one blonde and one with black hair. Both in sexy underwear. The black haired girl was stunning. The coffee was strong. They didn't engage much.

DV. A smaller space and much more crowded. And I can understand why: all the girls were topless/naked and they were chatty. Maybe the women were less hot but they were more naked and more friendly. Talked to one woman who was busty and flirty. She offered a dance for $40 but I had to motor.
 

Spark_Prime

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Went to Remedy and DV today:

Remedy. Not crowded. Two very statuesque Asian women, one blonde and one with black hair. Both in sexy underwear. The black haired girl was stunning. The coffee was strong. They didn't engage much.

DV. A smaller space and much more crowded. And I can understand why: all the girls were topless/naked and they were chatty. Maybe the women were less hot but they were more naked and more friendly. Talked to one woman who was busty and flirty. She offered a dance for $40 but I had to motor.
@seijun thanks for the report. So I assume the descriptions were from a weekday afternoon?
 

Maverick88

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Thanks for all of the information. I've been making the rounds and here's the first time impression of the places I've visited (I don't drink coffee, which is why I note where there's beer):

Fantasy Cafe: Dropped by just before they closed. They serve beer. Single Viet waitress. Biggest tits and ass I've ever seen on a Viet girl with a decent body. Pasties and a thong. A couple of TVs that were showing World Cup at the time. Nice quiet place to chill. They have a bouncer as well, probably because of the homeless people that were outside.

Nguyen Espresso: No beer, not even soda, I had to settle for a Mango Smoothie. Bra and hiked up tube skirts. Full crotch on display. Younger thin Latina was the hottest for me. Decent ass, size B. Older Viet lady was kinda big. There was also another Latina with a big booty and big tits. If you want action/attention here, sit along the wall, they're more likely to stop by and chat for a tip. Tons of TVs showing lots of different things including Fox News. Its pretty small to the point where you can just be minding your own business and then hear a booty slap come out of nowhere.

Palm Cafe: The hottest girl (in my opinion) that I saw of all of these places was here, tall, thin, long legs Asian. But I didn't stay because of the cigarette smoke at the place. Too bad. Lots of TVs, beer and food. Could have had potential, but I can't stand the smoke

Paradise Cafe: Two ABGs serving in bras and thongs. I had a beer and wings. The wings were pretty good. Beer ice cold. The girls were young a little on the beefy side for Asian. I suppose just typical Asian American girls. Lots of TVs. Great place to watch a game. There was smoking allowed (and Hookah), but the ventilation here was so good that it wasn't really an issue for me.

HS Cafe: Two girls in booty shorts and tank tops. One was a little beefy the other was average with glasses. Lots of TV with beer and decent food - Vietnamese Menu. Great place to watch a game with some okay eye candy walking around.

Still need to check out Em Quyen, DV Cafe, and Remedy. I'll update when I get around to going to those places.
 

RdHr88

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HS Cafe: Two girls in booty shorts and tank tops. One was a little beefy the other was average with glasses. Lots of TV with beer and decent food - Vietnamese Menu. Great place to watch a game with some okay eye candy walking around.
If that was Thursday night, I was there as well. The beefy girl had like straight bangs right? They were in black tops
 
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