Ok, many of you reading this are going to call BS, but this absolutely happened at a Harrisburg area AMP. It started with the provider being very friendly with lots of teasing. I tried OTC roaming, all good. UTC? No problem, she pulled bra up for full access. At this point, the towel is on the floor and she’s giving Sgt. Stiffy her full attention. I was thrilled. I was playing with her butt and slipped my hand inside her yoga pants. She stood up at that, and dropped her pants to the floor and climbed onto the table and started grinding and doing this high-pitched moan/crying noise. I was starting to get freaked out. Then she tried to climb aboard and I was like WHOA! No cover, no way! I scooted out from underneath her and tried to explain that I would need a cover. Then it was like she threw a tantrum, eyes closed and muttering something in Chinese with an occasional wail thrown in. I was totally freaked and went to get dressed. All of her drama then immediately stopped and she said “no want to finish?” I said I had to go. She started to get dressed and said “I like you, see you next time” I was like WTF just happened here? I have not returned. Anyone ever experience anything like that? I assume it was all an act but why? Do Asian guys like to hear their women cry and wail? The whole thing was totally bizarre.