i have been around for a while and i know all of you are not part of my rant for today but holy fuck how stupid can you be to ring a dam doorbell 7 or 8 times before realizing oh wow maybe they are busy in there ? no shit you stupid pea brain dumb ass ! go away for a fucking bit then comeback , or go down the street to one of the other 50 fucking places in toms river . shes humping away in reverse cowgirl sweating and i have that stupid ass condom on trying to finish the other girl may have a dick in her mouth with no clothes on and you like the stupid piece of shit that you are are ringing the bell like when you a kid and your friends along with their mother were hiding and pretending no one was home when you came over .
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ceases to amaze me
- Thread starter firr
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If you didn't make an appointment, only ring the bell once. If no one comes then either call or move on. Last week I was with a girl around 9:00 pm and I thought, wow no interruptions coming this late. By 9:15 I'm deep in and sure enough the bell rings like 4 times. We try to ignore it but we laugh a little and my dick starts getting soft. Then at 9:30, I presume the same numb nut decides to ring now 7 times. Luckily I was in between nuts and she got up and turned the outside light off like if you run out of candy on halloween.
Had that happen one time in the pre cell phone days. In a place where the girls walked around in nighties and skimpy stuff. Rainy wintry night. Gal opens door it’s an old lady car broken down out front. She’s soaked to the bone gal let’s her in tells I me what happen I’m like ok get dressed n go look at car see if I can fix to get her out of there nope she no must have hit a flood spot and derailed all the belts on the motor So come back in gal making tea for lady call tow truck ten minutes Ior so realize gonna be awhile for tow truck and kinda strange situation so I just thanked the gal who is now on sweatpants and sweatshirt for n fixing my back. And the old lady winks at me and I just laughs and I laughs. Gives a gesture n like don’t worry your secrets are safe with me. I just excused n myself and went home. Couple days later I stop by spa to catch up and there’s all these nice beautiful indoor plants that the old lady dropped off for the gals. But yeah I hate the door knockers bell ringers. Phone callers asking goofy questions etc. I’m also a older guy that’s been around so sometimes I take session with the manager mamasans as n long as they’re not too old usually there the ones with the phone.