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Colombian providers has the worst service

rustheman

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Recently I finally had the chance to try Latina girls, Colombians to be exact in this house around flushing ran by a Chinese guy. He usually has 2 Latina and 1 Chinese girl in his rotation. I wanted to share my experience so that you guys don't have to go through this bs, and also at the same time to release some steam. I have to say both times the service were disappointing, the second time which was today was the worst service I had in my entire monger career. To start out she didn't allow me to do any fore play. Usually with the Chinese girls I would go behind them and caress them after we undress. And then I turn them towards me and hug them again while kissing their neck for some foreplay. This is how I achieve my erections. When I tried to do that to the Colombian chick, she pushed me away and repeatedly saying "no kiss", I was like ok what ever and decided to settle for the hug, but she wouldn't even allow me to hug her. She pushed me back and demanded me to lay down. At that moment I knew it was going to be a shitty session, but I remained positive and decided to make the best of it. So I proceed to do her missionary, I was doing a decent job at making it feel good because its my favorite position, when i was started to feel alot of pleasure stroking her ,she stopped me out of nowhere, and said to change positions, I was confused as hell but proceeded to do doggy anyways as she suggested because i didn't want to mess up the mood. I was like ok, stay positive, and decided to focus on her big ass and began stroking away, I was feeling good again and felt her vagina gripping me tighter and tighter, I can tell she was about to reach an orgasm as I was pounding her out but she decided to stop me again out of no where and told me to "switch condoms" I was like WTF?!? , the condom was still on and perfectly intact, it was almost as if she didn't want me to feel pleasure or that she was trying to make the session as mechanical as possible, but at that point i had enough of the BS and just left. And also, I want to mention she didn't let me suck on her nipples the entire time. I've never had that happen to me with the Chinese providers, and I've been with over 200 at this point. To sum it up, this was the worst service i had in my life. I went to the owner and complained that her service sucked, and his reply was "Non-Asian providers are known to give mechanical service." This was a big lesson that i learned at the price of 140. I will never go to another Colombian provider again. Not trying to humble brag, but about 60% of my sessions with the Chinese providers, they would give me GFE kind of service for only 120. So I was in total disbelief with this disgusting service from the Colombian chick, despite me being very complaint to her demands and I respected her boundaries, I was being as positive as I can but it was just too terrible. So the lesson is if you hate robotic mechanical service, stay away from Colombian providers.
 

rustheman

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Comon dude 1 experience? Not to mention its a fast house ran by a Chinese lol.
actually 2 experiences from 2 different girls, I frequent Chinese fast houses and usually get good service and sometimes GFE service for 120 from the Chinese girls. Both colombian girls gave me the typical mechanical service, but the second one was just the worst. No hugs, No kissing on the neck or any area, no sucking on their nipples, and she was checking to see if the condom was on like 20 times in a row in a very paranoid way. It just kills all the sexual vibe away. I mean I'm Chinese my self and the owner just told me honestly at the end, he said "Lao wai" (non-asian girls) typically gives mechanical service and told me to just stick with the chinese girls next time.
 

rustheman

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Wow generalize much :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::unsure:
I mean it was 2 different experience from 2 different colombian girls and they both were bad but the second one was just the worst which was why i typed a whole essay about it. I was just dissapointed because I'm used to the intimate kind of service. And I'm not rich so I don't have the luxury to keep wasting $140 for this kind of bad service, it really hurts lol.
 

Uniquelyme

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actually 2 experiences from 2 different girls, I frequent Chinese fast houses and usually get good service and sometimes GFE service for 120 from the Chinese girls. Both colombian girls gave me the typical mechanical service, but the second one was just the worst. No hugs, No kissing on the neck or any area, no sucking on their nipples, and she was checking to see if the condom was on like 20 times in a row in a very paranoid way. It just kills all the sexual vibe away. I mean I'm Chinese my self and the owner just told me honestly at the end, he said "Lao wai" (non-asian girls) typically gives mechanical service and told me to just stick with the chinese girls next time.
You're doing it wrong by going to a latina fast house not run by latins.

Also if you want gfe go to gfe spots. If you want better fast houses with latinas do your hw.
 

rustheman

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You're doing it wrong by going to a latina fast house not run by latins.

Also if you want gfe go to gfe spots. If you want better fast houses with latinas do your hw.
Well for one I don't speak or know any spanish so It's difficult for me to find the ones ran by latins. This was my first time encountering a place with latinas so i was eager to give it a try. It's not that I'm specifically looking for GFE, I just happen get them many times unexpectedly, but at the least I expect the girl to let me kiss her body and suck on her nipples and hug her that is pretty standard service to me. The fact that the colombian girl denied all of those really shocked me. I don't have anything personal against colombians but this experience sort of traumatized me.
 

rustheman

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Look we get you had a bad experience but don't post a rant generalizing a entire demographic of providers. I used to go to $50 Latina fast houses. Not a big loss if not good. Sometimes I find gems.
I wasn't trying to generalize even though it came off that way but I guess it was also because the owner told me at the end "that Mechanical service is typical from Non-asian providers". I mean he didn't have anything to gain from telling me that, since he always has 2 latinas in his rotation and only 1 chinese girl. How do you tell if it will be good service before hand? or is it impossible and just up to the luck of the draw?
 

Uniquelyme

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I wasn't trying to generalize even though it came off that way but I guess it was also because the owner told me at the end "that Mechanical service is typical from Non-asian providers". I mean he didn't have anything to gain from telling me that, since he always has 2 latinas in his rotation and only 1 chinese girl. How do you tell if it will be good service before hand? or is it impossible and just up to the luck of the draw?
He runs a bad spot. If he just gets mechanical pros. He is telling you stick to Asian pros. My advice go to a Latin run fast house. Go to Chinese run fast houses and amps that have Chinese or Asian girls.
 

Mw20

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I wasn't trying to generalize even though it came off that way but I guess it was also because the owner told me at the end "that Mechanical service is typical from Non-asian providers". I mean he didn't have anything to gain from telling me that, since he always has 2 latinas in his rotation and only 1 chinese girl. How do you tell if it will be good service before hand? or is it impossible and just up to the luck of the draw?
Rust man don’t take the criticism personal some
Mongers are so judgmental. I know where ur coming from sometimes u need to get warmed up before u bang one out. Episodes was the best fast house ever bus that’s ancient history. Girls were South American some Mexican some from DR but Colombians are sometimes hard to work with. I’m also a Tits and ass guy.
 

bxboy

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@rustheman Sorry to hear about your bad experience. I've got you beat by about 100! :confused::p:rolleyes:

What would be nice is if you actually left a review (from which you would benefit from leaving, btw) that provided all of us with a phone number and a description of the woman you saw. Then, you could be helpful and not just come across as someone who is bitching and moaning. It's all part of this game, bro. Some good experiences, some bad, and every once in a while... a fucking amazing one! :love::p(y)(y)

@Mw20 Episodes was the Costco of latina quickie joints back in the day! Rene (and Denise and Felicia) sure had a good thing going. My uncle got me in there back in the late 90's and I'd stop by once a week until Rene finally got shut down for good. Lots of great memories there!
 

Uniquelyme

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Rust man don’t take the criticism personal some
Mongers are so judgmental. I know where ur coming from sometimes u need to get warmed up before u bang one out. Episodes was the best fast house ever bus that’s ancient history. Girls were South American some Mexican some from DR but Colombians are sometimes hard to work with. I’m also a Tits and ass guy.
There are over a dozen fast houses in NYC latina/latino run. The 2 that are run by Asians are never mentioned for having good talent nor good service.

There are plenty of spots in Queens. There are at least 7 spots in Queens, 3 or more in Bronx and about 2 in Bklyn. 2 In Manhattan.

The Manhattan ones have been reviewed. The Queens spots I will name some names. Imperios, Carols, VIP conejitas, Brittons, Gilmore, Garages, spot on Northern in the 100's, Doll house.

Bronx - Oficina, Paradise, valentine

Do your hw and you get better results.
 

Uniquenergy

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There are over a dozen fast houses in NYC latina/latino run. The 2 that are run by Asians are never mentioned for having good talent nor good service.

There are plenty of spots in Queens. There are at least 7 spots in Queens, 3 or more in Bronx and about 2 in Bklyn. 2 In Manhattan.

The Manhattan ones have been reviewed. The Queens spots I will name some names. Imperios, Carols, VIP conejitas, Brittons, Gilmore, Garages, spot on Northern in the 100's, Doll house.

Bronx - Oficina, Paradise, valentine

Do your hw and you get better results.

In my experience if you dont speak spanish, they usually hang up.
 
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