Death at happy ending massage: RIP Sir

[MetsFan20]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/british-man-70-dies-inside-26078822

 

[calr2112]

I hope he had a happy ending

 

[Newtothescene]

Its sometimes a challenge to make a 70 year old stiff but not this way....sad for all involved I'm sure

 

[DickLong]

Lucky bastard.

 

[Paulie123]

Talk about coming and going at the same time.

 

[Spa1123]

"The elderly man was said to have had no identity documents on him." Well, duh, he was naked! Also, what's with this "elderly man" thing?! I thought 70 was the new 60!

 

[jim_hatez]

Terrible. I hate to say this but this is a fear of mine. I spend so much time hiding this hobby that if i were to ever have a fatal event at an MP it would a disaster. Sure I'd be dead but I hope that when I go out I don't simultaneously make everyone in my life hate my guts lol.

 

[metal rat]

Terrible. I hate to say this but this is a fear of mine. I spend so much time hiding this hobby that if i were to ever have a fatal event at an MP it would a disaster. Sure I'd be dead but I hope that when I go out I don't simultaneously make everyone in my life hate my guts lol.

Either that or folks gonna say "no wonder Jim always smelled like cheap lotion, he seemed happy too"

 

[calr2112]

Terrible. I hate to say this but this is a fear of mine. I spend so much time hiding this hobby that if i were to ever have a fatal event at an MP it would a disaster. Sure I'd be dead but I hope that when I go out I don't simultaneously make everyone in my life hate my guts lol.

If you are not doing what you enjoy then change otherwise embrace it!

 

[jim_hatez]

Either that or folks gonna say "no wonder Jim always smelled like cheap lotion, he seemed happy too"

Thanks for making me spit on my drink hahaha

 

[effex662]

Guess you could say he was a die-hard.

 

[metal rat]

An old man walks into an AMP and asks “how’s the sex”
Provider responds “Its to die for”

 

[scrubs321]

They could put some candy and a little water bottle in his casket.

 

[mccovey]

And on his tombstone , his last massage girl could write , “ he was very handsome man with good body ” .

 

[Thankyoumaam]

“He no so strong”

 

[Ronin]

He supah mahn. Me kryptonite.
But what a way to go.

 

[metal rat]

A provider in that shop said…
“Ah sank you rery much, my name is a coco, the man rery good ah cusomer , he likey strong massagee, he tippy good ah. Sank you, sank you.

 

[metal rat]

 

[248Lancer]

One has to wonder how hard she worked before she realized he really was finished...

 

[mccovey]

A provider in that shop said…
“Ah sank you rery much, my name is a coco, the man rery good ah cusomer , he likey strong massagee, he tippy good ah. Sank you, sank you.

Haha , that made me feel like I was in the store . I don’t mind most of the shit I hear , but for some reason the sank you irritates the hell out of me