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Deep Thoughts... By Thumper

Thumper

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Do all asians have the ability to sense mongers? I feel like every time I walk into a room, all the Asian people give me the side-eye now.

It's gotten to the point, where I'm actually contemplating just keeping my clothes when I pickup my takeout.
 

willbca

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Maybe it's you... LoL. Maybe you are subconciously sizing them up between if the either once worked in the trade or trying to figure out what they would take for a tip for something quick in the back.
 

East Lake II

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It goes the other way too. I’ve been asked by providers if all Americans think all Chinese women are whores. Those in the legit trade are keen to being perceived as whores by every man that gets a massage. FS providers tell me that they are only whores when they work. They don’t like being looked at like they are a whore or propositioned when they are not working. In answer to your question, it would seem that mongers give off plenty of signals that they pick up on.
 

cheezewhiz

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It started with me and perhaps many of you with the classic

ME SO HOOOONEY!! :)

Now, even when I see the lady picking the cans out of my garbage, i think that if I offer her a jackson, she'll do her best to take of the kid and we will both have happy ending.
Now that's some deep thinking for tonight
 

firr

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all woman any nationality are so much smarter than us . they know what were thinking and pick up are thoughts . they are looking right into your mind and reading exactly what your thinking and can picture your thoughts like they are watching a movie . no escape forever haunted by the demon in our minds .
 

cheezewhiz

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all woman any nationality are so much smarter than us . they know what were thinking and pick up are thoughts . they are looking right into your mind and reading exactly what your thinking and can picture your thoughts like they are watching a movie . no escape forever haunted by the demon in our minds .
Not so sure about that for most women. I think Nicholson said it best in "As good as it gets".
Woman receptionist to Mr Udell (Nicholason): How do you write women so well?
Mr. Udell : I think of a man, and take away all reason and accountability
 

Dbomb

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I’m from CNJ. I can tell you you will run into them on street at Times ESPescially the Asian ladies out gambling in AC. Another day I was at a local China buffet. And waitress girl came over and said hi how are you and it was a little girl named Amy from a run and tug spa not far away.
 

Shibalsaeggi

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Last week, I went to a Dunkin Donuts with a Korean room salon girl in Flushing.

There were two Chinese girls in front of us in line. I said to myself, “Yeah.....”. lol.

I make eye contact with them and they are providers at NYAW. lol. I said hello to them and they both said hi to me and gave me a smile.
They both saw the girl I was with and told her that she was pretty. I told the Korean room salon girl to say thank you to them but she refused. Typical Korean room salon bitchy attitude. lol.

The Korean room salon girl tells me who are they and I tell her that they are my friends. She shakes her head and tells me that she knows that they are amp or KTV girls. Okaaay, says the girl who has the same job. lol.
 

Thumper

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Awkward.... I had that happen, but not with an amp girl. I hooked up with this girl, went out with her a few times. Cute girl, but MAJOR slob, piles of clothes that reaked of cat piss.

Anywho, she asked me to spend the night, and in the middle of the night I just got up and left lol. Literally got dressed and ran out the door, and never called her again.

Well, 6-months later I was out to dinner with my new girlfriend and her mom. And wouldn't you know it, the slob chick walks up and is our waitress.

I instantly lost my appetite.
 

East Lake II

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Awkward.... I had that happen, but not with an amp girl. I hooked up with this girl, went out with her a few times. Cute girl, but MAJOR slob, piles of clothes that reaked of cat piss.

Anywho, she asked me to spend the night, and in the middle of the night I just got up and left lol. Literally got dressed and ran out the door, and never called her again.

Well, 6-months later I was out to dinner with my new girlfriend and her mom. And wouldn't you know it, the slob chick walks up and is our waitress.

I instantly lost my appetite.
Definitely wouldn’t want slob chick bringing me food. Makes me wonder about any waitress. Lost my desire to eat out. Literally. Lol
 

Shibalsaeggi

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Awkward.... I had that happen, but not with an amp girl. I hooked up with this girl, went out with her a few times. Cute girl, but MAJOR slob, piles of clothes that reaked of cat piss.

Anywho, she asked me to spend the night, and in the middle of the night I just got up and left lol. Literally got dressed and ran out the door, and never called her again.

Well, 6-months later I was out to dinner with my new girlfriend and her mom. And wouldn't you know it, the slob chick walks up and is our waitress.

I instantly lost my appetite.
Damn, small world. I would have instantly lost my appetite too. lol.
 

cheezewhiz

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Awkward....
Anywho, she asked me to spend the night, and in the middle of the night I just got up and left lol. Literally got dressed and ran out the door, and never called her again.
Sounds like she was coyote slobby, which can be just as bad as coyote ugly

A situation encountered after a night of consuming alcohol whereby a person, usually male, wakes the next morning in a strange bed with a sexual partner from the previous evening who is completely physically undesirable and sleeping on the man's arm. The hapless male would rather gnaw off his own arm than wake the woman and have to face the ills of his intoxicated choices the previous evening. Originating from a phenomena whereby a coyote captured in a jaw trap will chew off its own leg to escape certain death.
 

Dbomb

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I’ve been I a few of those predicaments when girls look way better after like 10 drinks one was really cool with it said she knew I wanted to bounce in early am but she said she wanted to send me off right so she rimmed me and blew me in the shower and made me a coffee to go.
 

cheezewhiz

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I’ve been I a few of those predicaments when girls look way better after like 10 drinks one was really cool with it said she knew I wanted to bounce in early am but she said she wanted to send me off right so she rimmed me and blew me in the shower and made me a coffee to go.
I am sure the opposite has happened to me. A few of the women that I have closed the bar with probably thought i looked better after a night of tequila, then in the am took a look and said.... WTF. is he??:alien::alien::eek:
 
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