Today, at my UTR provider, I encountered a jerkoff. My provider books appointments on the hour. On Sundays she is the only person at the location. Today, 20 minutes into my session, the doorbell rang. This is kind of unusual because there is no walk-ins. Two minutes later the doorbell rang again. This happened every two minutes for the next 12 to 15 minutes. At this time, she put her little Teddy back on and answered the door. She said it was her next appointment, she told him he was early, he said he knew he was early. If you know you are 35 minutes early, and you’re a regular, either take a fucking drive or sit your ass in the car. I told her I was going to stand outside after my session was finished and ring the doorbell every three minutes so that he could see how it fucking feels. She laughed. I’ve known her for years. Moral of the story, don’t be a fucking jerk off.