Extra Cash Ideas?

[hpolanco665]

I know there are smart and money people on this forum. Im not proud of it but I though why not ask.

I'm in need of some extra cash, rather quickly. Plus it would be nice to set up a way to have extra hobby cash to try new providers.

Any tips or recommendations you guys may have?

Any reliable remote Jobs? Side Hustles?

1. I have a fulltime job plus a family, so extra jobs on nights and weekends are not an option, without someone finding out. Hours on Uber or Doordash wont fly.
2. I dont own anything of enough value to sell and fix my issue.
3. Im not trying to go to jail for bank robbery or a stick up.

Thank you in advance.

 

[Johnnylovesmassages]

I know there are smart and money people on this forum. Im not proud of it but I though why not ask.

I'm in need of some extra cash, rather quickly. Plus it would be nice to set up a way to have extra hobby cash to try new providers.

Any tips or recommendations you guys may have?

Any reliable remote Jobs? Side Hustles?

1. I have a fulltime job plus a family, so extra jobs on nights and weekends are not an option, without someone finding out. Hours on Uber or Doordash wont fly.
2. I dont own anything of enough value to sell and fix my issue.
3. Im not trying to go to jail for bank robbery or a stick up.

Thank you in advance.

you said extra jobs on nights and weekends are not an option. When would you expect to be able to do something, anything, to bring in more money? You have a fulltime job, so you can't do it then. That leaves nights and weekends. The only other thing I can think of is having mongers pay you to give blowies in the parking lot during your lunch hour?

 

[mikemendez]

Tighten up monthly budget

 

[이 회장님]

you said extra jobs on nights and weekends are not an option. When would you expect to be able to do something, anything, to bring in more money? You have a fulltime job, so you can't do it then. That leaves nights and weekends. The only other thing I can think of is having mongers pay you to give blowies in the parking lot during your lunch hour?

I agree with you.

To the OP, if you’re not willing to work on nights or weekends, then you have to get rid of that attitude (work only when you feel like it). Please don’t take this the wrong way. But it is reality.

 

[oldhorndog53]

OP didn’t seem to have a problem coming up with $400 for Hara at Kover Girls last month.

 

[VJLUTZ]

1. I have a fulltime job plus a family, so extra jobs on nights and weekends are not an option, without someone finding out. Hours on Uber or Doordash wont fly.
2. I dont own anything of enough value to sell and fix my issue.

My #1 recommendation would be to get some kind of job or gig that you can do online and get paid for it. That way you can work discretely from home.

My #2 recommendation is to reconfigure your investments (assuming you have any) for income vs. growth. If you do this, you are probably hurting yourself in the long run, but investments can be a dependable source of cash. Get some high yield CDs or, even better, stocks that pay good dividends (5% or more). If you got lucky on a hot stock, you could sell part of that bonanza without raising too many eyebrows.

Other things:

- Try to make money online in other ways besides working. There are some apps where you can [supposedly] earn cash from using/playing them. I am very skeptical of those and think its mostly just a cover for gambling. And gambling on anything but The Market will likely make your $$ hole deeper. You could also sign up for surveys, especially in your area of professional expertise. There are probably lots of niche ways to make money online if your research it.

- Sell your blood, sell your sperm. I looked into the latter option when I was younger, but I lived too far away from the collection station. I would have loved to have gotten paid for jacking off. I doubt you'll earn enough for an AMP session in a given month, however.

- Participate in some kind of paid study

- Do odd jobs or services. Walk pets or house sit/check are two that come to mind. House sitting is a great way to get a place to fuck a girl.

Having said the above, the best advice is to scale back your AMP activities to fit your budget. Jacking off to porn is free and a great way to extinguish that urge to visit an AMP on any given day. And, if its an option, fuck your wife more.

 

[markkennedy]

Wutang financial says diversify your bonds. Drrr drrr

Best way to fix net income is first focus on expenses. Have posted about this before I think was in topic "monger income". Tighten belt and control expenses. Be real, people spend 50$ before they even get to work, between morning coffee, sandwich, cigarettes, whatever else is controllable operating expense. The year my wife and I quit smoking, we put the money in a jar instead and went to the bahamas with it.

Also as said by others, cannot be intransigent about "working nights and weekends". Local area might have a jail that needs a mam to work third shift Saturday night, there's always work for man who is hungry.

I know the question is to get quick investment advice. Someone suggested cd ladder, this works but you need initial capital. Can find some magic security you know about that will go up a lot, but again, initial capital and wife will murder you when you're wrong.

Best answer is control expenses and make room for extra work. Was talking to a dude today in airport who said he does doordash, and he claims he could quit his full time job with all the deliveries he has to turn down.

I ask a personal question. Why is "having kids and family" a reason to no work week end? I served overseas and later had an 80 hour a week job that involved travel at least 10 days a month and all my kids lived to adulthood.

Have to move on one position or there is no answer to question.

 

[markkennedy]

 

[dirkjones]

I have the solution!! you work nights and/or weekends!

 

[VJLUTZ]

Crazy idea: Start a GoFundMe page and use the proceeds for The Hobby. As I have no desire to enable fraud, I'll leave the marketing of your cause up to you.

 

[PorterD]

Passive income. Take $150k open a free trading account. Buy ticker:qyld. Yields 15% and pays out monthly. So you will get $1875 a month for doing absolutely nothing. That’s enough for like 8 or 9 sessions a month.

Now you might say “porter I don’t have $150k”.

Well you might have bigger problems if you are post 50+ and don’t have at least that. You might work till you die.

 

[Whizzard]

Passive income. Take $150k open a free trading account. Buy ticker:qyld. Yields 15% and pays out monthly. So you will get $1875 a month for doing absolutely nothing. That’s enough for like 8 or 9 sessions a month.

Now you might say “porter I don’t have $150k”.

Well you might have bigger problems if you are post 50+ and don’t have at least that. You might work till you die.

We all thank you for the sage advice.lots of talk, much of it questionable for this site. You only have 1 dead and buried review. Shouldn’t you be on some other site that caters to your desires. Why are you even on this site man?

 

[Whizzard]

Please disregard my comment. I grabbed wrong reply in wrong forum. My bad.

 

[Koujiao]

There is some pretty desperate and bad advice in this thread.

 

[LoveYouShortTime]

Try giving massages and offer HE?

 

[Justaspare2016]

I know there are smart and money people on this forum. Im not proud of it but I though why not ask.

I'm in need of some extra cash, rather quickly. Plus it would be nice to set up a way to have extra hobby cash to try new providers.

Any tips or recommendations you guys may have?

Any reliable remote Jobs? Side Hustles?

1. I have a fulltime job plus a family, so extra jobs on nights and weekends are not an option, without someone finding out. Hours on Uber or Doordash wont fly.
2. I dont own anything of enough value to sell and fix my issue.
3. Im not trying to go to jail for bank robbery or a stick up.

Thank you in advance.

I know there are smart and money people on this forum. Im not proud of it but I though why not ask.

I'm in need of some extra cash, rather quickly. Plus it would be nice to set up a way to have extra hobby cash to try new providers.

Any tips or recommendations you guys may have?

Any reliable remote Jobs? Side Hustles?

1. I have a fulltime job plus a family, so extra jobs on nights and weekends are not an option, without someone finding out. Hours on Uber or Doordash wont fly.
2. I dont own anything of enough value to sell and fix my issue.
3. Im not trying to go to jail for bank robbery or a stick up.

Thank you in advance.

two words. "SCRAP METAL"

 

[Thankyoumaam]

Reimbursements for business expenses
petty cash and sometimes bigger can help

 

[Sintax]

 

[856mixr]

Facts…youre already starting wrong just based on your motivation. lol Sounds like you just want more money to spend for time with hoes. The logic is backward. The hoes should want to spend time with you because you have more money. You lose money chasing hoes. Youll never lose hoes chasing money.

 

[samsjlee]

1. as others have stated - track expenses and trim/reduce expenses; i'd brown bag lunches, cook at home - it's costly to dine out now
2. cashback credit cards - dont carry any credit card debt to get this to work - pay all bills if possible with credit card (phone, internet,etc)
3. dividend stocks/etfs - this is more long term
4. bank account churning - some banks offer some cash incentive to open savings/checking account - open an account and then close it after getting the incentive - this is taxable event though.
5. maybe a work around/excuse for the work on weekend/evenings is to say to build an emergency fund - we saw what happened back in 2020 with all the job loss and the current tech layoffs. save some cash and invest some cash.