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Fellow Monger in need of assistance please!

Ampshark01

Ampshark01

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Hey gentleman. I hope you're all doing well, enjoying yourself and mongering safe. I'm posting here because I am asking the advice and or information from my fellow mongers as I am in a situation which I feel warrants assistance from my fellow mongers.
I am currently on medical leave from work, the offset of being on medical leave is that I am on a bare minimum paycheck. I usually budget out monger money on a weekly basis. I keep it in a private account as I do not use my regular accounts for discretionary reasons. I'm sure everyone can understand LOL. Because my paycheck has been dramatically reduced due to my medical leave, so has my monger play money. Which brings me to my need. I'm asking if any of you know of any decent UTR providers that provide a halfway decent service for well under market price. Age, race, doesn't matter at this point. Beggars can't be choosy. As long as they are clean and unquestionably drug free. I know this is like finding a needle in a haystack but my usual $$ a week budget is not going to be around for quite some time for me. Any contact information anyone can pass along would be greatly appreciated. Please PM me if you are able to help. Thank you again in advance gentleman. Much respects!
 
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DeliciousPoop

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The Anal Thermometer said:
Care to provide your best evidence?
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do i need to?... male nipples and no tits, no one has reported access to pussy, if you look objectively at the face and mentally remove long hair you can see it's a guy... male teeth (yes, that's distinguishable), offers bj for so cheap no woman would do it... i had to say no and walk away before i unwittingly became a rape victim (in the current state of what rape is), look at the shoulders to hips ratio... come on, dude... this isn't an argument
 
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evox

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with interest rates being as high as they are, put your savings in a HY account. most of the online banks like discover and goldman are giving 4% interest. TreasuryDirect can give you as much as 5% in a 4 week US bond if you time the auction right.
you can have free money coming in enough to go to a fast house 2x a month. You only need 30k -40k in savings and dont even need to touch your principal.

Good luck man
 
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Do7

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evox said:
with interest rates being as high as they are, put your savings in a HY account. most of the online banks like discover and goldman are giving 4% interest. TreasuryDirect can give you as much as 5% in a 4 week US bond if you time the auction right.
you can have free money coming in enough to go to a fast house 2x a month. You only need 30k -40k in savings and dont even need to touch your principal.

Good luck man
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Good advise
 
The Anal Thermometer

The Anal Thermometer

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DeliciousPoop said:
do i need to?... male nipples and no tits, no one has reported access to pussy, if you look objectively at the face and mentally remove long hair you can see it's a guy... male teeth (yes, that's distinguishable), offers bj for so cheap no woman would do it... i had to say no and walk away before i unwittingly became a rape victim (in the current state of what rape is), look at the shoulders to hips ratio... come on, dude... this isn't an argument
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This isn't very convincing. We're supposed to look at teeth? For what? We're not periodontists.

Lots of women can look masculine if you remove their hair. Lisa Kudrow (who is not pretty to begin with) looks like a Mortal Kombat character without her long hair.

Cheap BJs are a sign of desperation, not of being a male. She isn't pretty, and doesn't have much going for her physically, so that's not a good indicator either.

Shoulder to hip ratio? WTF are we supposed to do, bring a tape measure? Are you just making stuff up?

Finally, the male nipples/no tits seems to indicate you had a session with her. At what point did you end it? After the flip? After she grabbed your member? She does not do these massages fully clothed, so you would have have to notice these things before and decided to continue.

If she is what you say she is, I think we would all appreciate better reasoning than this. This is conjecture, and it doesn't help anybody except your desire for entertainment.
 
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DeliciousPoop

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The Anal Thermometer said:
This isn't very convincing. We're supposed to look at teeth? For what? We're not periodontists.

Lots of women can look masculine if you remove their hair. Lisa Kudrow (who is not pretty to begin with) looks like a Mortal Kombat character without her long hair.

Cheap BJs are a sign of desperation, not of being a male. She isn't pretty, and doesn't have much going for her physically, so that's not a good indicator either.

Shoulder to hip ratio? WTF are we supposed to do, bring a tape measure? Are you just making stuff up?

Finally, the male nipples/no tits seems to indicate you had a session with her. At what point did you end it? After the flip? After she grabbed your member? She does not do these massages fully clothed, so you would have have to notice these things before and decided to continue.

If she is what you say she is, I think we would all appreciate better reasoning than this. This is conjecture, and it doesn't help anybody except your desire for entertainment.
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i have ZERO doubt in my mind, and you seem to be coping hard... it is not my concern that you do not want to accept reality... this is also, by the way, why i didn't bother to reply to you for a long time, i could tell from a mile away you were going to be in desperation mode to dismiss anything regarding this... it is pathetic and unbecoming... no further replies necessary, it went exactly how i envisioned it (and i can already tell what the next comment will be like)
 
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9DiverDown9

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The Anal Thermometer said:
Not confusing if you use your sense of logic and make a distinction of the trollish posts. If you ask follow up questions and the story crumbles or they try to throw shadows at you, you should probably accept the posts as entertainment, not necessarily informative.
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I know nothing of this provider but if you look at the throat (Adams apple), thumb and finger length, the angle of the elbows, and yes the shape of the hips and the ratio to the shoulders you can probably tell if it's a dude or not. Having said that, I've been to Singapore where surgery is very very good and makes it really hard, so I passed is they didn't show all the goods. By the end I got really really good at telling who was who within 10 feet lol.
 
Paul60

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I have gotten a fully naked nuru twice from her a few years ago and told her to spread wide, now I know I'm not a doctor but everything did looked normal.
 
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