This afternoon I was at the dealership getting my oil changed, and noticed that I had s missed call on my TextMe app.. which is weird, because I usually only text girls from that number.
Well I was bored, and decided to call it back and see who this eager provider was. This hot little voice answers on the line and I say, "Hi, I had a missed call from this number.". She says "oh I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number." And we hang up.
Like I said, I was bored, so I text her asking if she's a provider. And she responds with "well it is payday, so why not?". I was like "cool, what town are you in?" And she says "Not in Kansas anymore"
Well at this point, I'm searching the web for her number to see if she had any ads, so I can see some pics. And I couldn't find anything. And then I notice that her name was popping up on the caller ID. So I facebooked that name, and boom I see a hot little milf from Georgia. The only problem was, she wasn't a provider, just a wife/mom that probably had no clue what a monger is.
Did I mention I was bored? Well I decided to fuck with her head a little bit, and start dropping her name like I knew her. And it was working.. she was trying so hard to figure out who I was, and why I knew so much about her and her friends. I actually even had her thinking I was her brother for awhile. I went on to his Facebook page, and then went onto one of his friends pages and took a photo from there, with her brother in it, then cropped it and added s filter lol.
Well this went on for almost 90-minutes, before I finally gave in and told her what I was doing. She thought it was awesome, and ready enjoyed our interaction. She even said that she felt like she made a new friend lol.
Not exactly the happy ending I was looking for, but I enjoyed it nonetheless.
Well I was bored, and decided to call it back and see who this eager provider was. This hot little voice answers on the line and I say, "Hi, I had a missed call from this number.". She says "oh I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number." And we hang up.
Like I said, I was bored, so I text her asking if she's a provider. And she responds with "well it is payday, so why not?". I was like "cool, what town are you in?" And she says "Not in Kansas anymore"
Well at this point, I'm searching the web for her number to see if she had any ads, so I can see some pics. And I couldn't find anything. And then I notice that her name was popping up on the caller ID. So I facebooked that name, and boom I see a hot little milf from Georgia. The only problem was, she wasn't a provider, just a wife/mom that probably had no clue what a monger is.
Did I mention I was bored? Well I decided to fuck with her head a little bit, and start dropping her name like I knew her. And it was working.. she was trying so hard to figure out who I was, and why I knew so much about her and her friends. I actually even had her thinking I was her brother for awhile. I went on to his Facebook page, and then went onto one of his friends pages and took a photo from there, with her brother in it, then cropped it and added s filter lol.
Well this went on for almost 90-minutes, before I finally gave in and told her what I was doing. She thought it was awesome, and ready enjoyed our interaction. She even said that she felt like she made a new friend lol.
Not exactly the happy ending I was looking for, but I enjoyed it nonetheless.