Good Strip Clubs Near Beach Haven?

[Zippy17]

What's up guys. Any good strip clubs in the area? This is pretty much how I define "good":

1. Mostly very hot girls.
2. Allows very casual clothes like clean shorts and sneakers.
3. Not more expensive than the usual, especially for whatever semi-private/private areas.
4. Extras often available, mainly based on YMMV with the right girl, but she can pretty much get away with just about anything she might want to do for you.

How much of that can be found in that area?

Thanks in advance for your input. I appreciate it.

 

[Retired030724]

have you done ANY googling? FYI.....there are none on LBI. You need to go off the island and head up or down RT 9 probably.

 

[geo101]

My friend you are in what's known as no mans land.

 

[Zippy17]

Thank you. I appreciate the info.

 

[warmonger50]

DDTR closest option

 

[Bobbyhynes]

Your best bet is Harvey Cedars. I think they have a total nude club up there on the beach somewhere.

 

[warmonger50]

Your best bet is Harvey Cedars. I think they have a total nude club up there on the beach somewhere.

No they don't, there are no strip clubs on LBI or within a 20 mile radius

 

[Bobbyhynes]

No they don't, there are no strip clubs on LBI or within a 20 mile radius

Thanks Bub. That was a joke. Harvey Cedars average home is about $3.5 million. One of NJ’s most exclusive towns. Original post was so insanely ridiculous.

 

[HotMapleSyrup]

Delilah's in 08753 and one or two in Atlantic City.

 

[Bobbyhynes]

Delilah's in 08753 and one or two in Atlantic City.

AC about an hour from Beach Haven by the way. 7 miles off the island. 7 miles on Rt 72. 25 miles south on the GSP. Then 6-7 miles east on AC expressway. And a lot of traffic lights in season. A helicopter would be far better.

 

[HotMapleSyrup]

AC about an hour from Beach Haven by the way. 7 miles off the island. 7 miles on Rt 72. 25 miles south on the GSP. Then 6-7 miles east on AC expressway. And a lot of traffic lights in season. A helicopter would be far better.

Yep. Very familiar with Tom River, LBI and Atlantic City

 

[warmonger50]

Thanks Bub. That was a joke. Harvey Cedars average home is about $3.5 million. One of NJ’s most exclusive towns. Original post was so insanely ridiculous.

1. Sarcasm doesn't always come through on text.

2. Some people on here like to just talk out their ass, especially lurkers.

3. The guy who asked the question didn't seem familiar with the area and so may not have gotten "the joke".

Hence my response

 

[CzBob]

hehe
All ya need is a time machine & then a ride to Down-the-Hatch or Millers
(and a tolerance for dive bars)