got caught by SO

[jw357]

what should i do. Im going away on a business trip, and made an appointment on my phone. My wife walks in, and the text goes thru my apple laptop notifications and it says" see you tommrow babe" shit..i'm fucked

 

[TIskier]

what should i do. Im going away on a business trip, and made an appointment on my phone. My wife walks in, and the text goes thru my apple laptop notifications and it says" see you tommrow babe" shit..i'm fucked

Ooof, good luck brother….

 

[Mr Man]

Text now babe.

 

[johnhershey]

Ouch. That sucks. Hope the wife is cool...

 

[cabrams1971]

Say it was spam, fishing, an aggressive co-worker, inside joke, etc

 

[mccarthykk12]

what should i do. Im going away on a business trip, and made an appointment on my phone. My wife walks in, and the text goes thru my apple laptop notifications and it says" see you tommrow babe" shit..i'm fucked

yup.

 

[TIskier]

Say it was spam, fishing, an aggressive co-worker, inside joke, etc

Spam seems plausible

 

[Nutopia1]

My wife found a used condom in our bathroom.
It someone stuck on my butt after seeing a provder and fell off when I got home after taking a dump . She confronted me saying what's this? The ultimate smoking gun. I just apologized and she gave me a pass. Not a word spoken about it since .

 

[mls]

My wife found a used condom in our bathroom.
It someone stuck on my butt after seeing a provder and fell off when I got home after taking a dump . She confronted me saying what's this? The ultimate smoking gun. I just apologized and she gave me a pass. Not a word spoken about it since .

Glad you lived to tell the tale

 

[mls]

what should i do. Im going away on a business trip, and made an appointment on my phone. My wife walks in, and the text goes thru my apple laptop notifications and it says" see you tommrow babe" shit..i'm fucked

Prayers be with you.

 

[Retired031424]

Lie lie lie.

 

[hoofhearted-u?]

I have a good lawyer if you need one

 

[EPAS-NJ]

sleep with one eye open

 

[jw357]

Told her it was a buddy, just joking around. She’s suspicious, but I feel like maybe she doesn’t want to know the truth

 

[bhaus]

Tell your wife the partial truth. Say you were curious about happy ending massage.

 

[heyitsmeyourbrother]

Outside of what others suggested, you should be using a Google voice account instead from a non primary Gmail account. Access it via incognito mode and/or delete the app/credentials from your phone when you've finished the date

 

[Wayreth]

Use a “Google voice account instead from a non primary Gmail account. Access it via incognito mode and/or delete the app/credentials from your phone when you've finished the date…”

Excellent idea.

 

[Retired031424]

Tell your wife the partial truth. Say you were curious about happy ending massage.

do not do this

 

[Casinofire1]

Amature

 

[Defiant]

Tell your wife the partial truth. Say you were curious about happy ending massage.

You could say that you started getting massages (legitimate) because of your back or shoulder or etc... pain. This is just a confirmation from a massage therapist...