The following is a work of pure fiction and in no way describes real events, places or people.
Update: Made a visit a few hours ago. Pretty shady neighborhood, but the place was *very* clean inside and smelled like shampoo. Mamasan answered the door and showed me to the room, asked the typical questions. Waited a bit in the room a bit, then Cici came in. She has an amazing body, ok face. Excellent table shower and soft touch, no massage skills. She had a great personality, and genuinely made me laugh a few times. Donated 2, which is more than I normally would, but this was honestly one of the most satisfying experiences I’ve had with an asian amp. They even have a membership card, where if you visit 9 times, the 10th is free, lol. Highly recommend!