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Head shot....I tried to warn her

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lsklkng

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I stick to my three regular spots. The ladies know me very well and how I like things.

Yesterday I got out of a meeting early so I decided to go to a new spot I saw on my way to my meeting. It was a typical session. The massage was good, the ST went ok for the first time being there and the flip....well the flip is where things got crazy.

I told her right away to be careful because I shoot hard and far. She said ok and continued stroking. I got to the point of no return and I warned her for the third or fourth time and she yesed me again. She was standing to my left side stroking. I bust and hit her right in her right eye. The second shot caught the corner of her mouth. She freaked out and stopped stroking to wipe her face. I had to finish off the job because she ran out of the room. She came back with a hot towel to clean me up. She was squinting her right eye from the blast. I told her that I had warned her and she laughed and said that I shoot like a fire hose; what ever that meant.

I got dressed and walked out with a water bottle, some mints and a big ass smile replaying the head shot and her reaction.

Her reaction was similar to the guy in the video below. It was funny as hell.

 
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counterpoint

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Ah, back when I was young and dumb and full of cum, I had a regular provider in Rutherford who I had trained well in edging back before edging was a thing. She would always delight in seeing how high and hard I could deliver and would often give herself a nice pearl necklace. I really miss Denise and how drained she could make me feel.
 
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Over a year ago, I was banging this asian gal who I had been spending a lot of time with. Despite the fact that she had been in the country for quite some time, she really had trouble with her english and at times it was very hard to communicate with her. Well, we're really going at it doggystyle when she tells me that she wants me to cum on her teeth. That was a totally new one for me, but who was I to argue. So, I'm ready to cum and I tell her to roll over. She gets on her back and I tell her to open her mouth. She gives me this funny look and doesn't open for me. Well, next thing you know I shoot a load on her face and right into her hair. She immediately starts screaming at me and runs in the bathroom for a towel. When she comes out, I asked her what the problem was and remind her that it was her idea for me to cum on her teeth. She looks at me and says slowly: "Teets, teets". I told her I heard teeth. She could tell from the look on my face that I felt terrible and wasn't pulling a douchebag move on her. Fortunately, she just started laughing. Believe it or not, I still see her every couple of weeks, but I don't cum on her face, hair or teeth!
 
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lifemountain9

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G'sstang said:
Over a year ago, I was banging this asian gal who I had been spending a lot of time with. Despite the fact that she had been in the country for quite some time, she really had trouble with her english and at times it was very hard to communicate with her. Well, we're really going at it doggystyle when she tells me that she wants me to cum on her teeth. That was a totally new one for me, but who was I to argue. So, I'm ready to cum and I tell her to roll over. She gets on her back and I tell her to open her mouth. She gives me this funny look and doesn't open for me. Well, next thing you know I shoot a load on her face and right into her hair. She immediately starts screaming at me and runs in the bathroom for a towel. When she comes out, I asked her what the problem was and remind her that it was her idea for me to cum on her teeth. She looks at me and says slowly: "Teets, teets". I told her I heard teeth. She could tell from the look on my face that I felt terrible and wasn't pulling a douchebag move on her. Fortunately, she just started laughing. Believe it or not, I still see her every couple of weeks, but I don't cum on her face, hair or teeth!
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Damn that was funny - Best part "who was I to argue.."
 
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lifemountain9

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lsklkng said:
I stick to my three regular spots. The ladies know me very well and how I like things.

Yesterday I got out of a meeting early so I decided to go to a new spot I saw on my way to my meeting. It was a typical session. The massage was good, the ST went ok for the first time being there and the flip....well the flip is where things got crazy.

I told her right away to be careful because I shoot hard and far. She said ok and continued stroking. I got to the point of no return and I warned her for the third or fourth time and she yesed me again. She was standing to my left side stroking. I bust and hit her right in her right eye. The second shot caught the corner of her mouth. She freaked out and stopped stroking to wipe her face. I had to finish off the job because she ran out of the room. She came back with a hot towel to clean me up. She was squinting her right eye from the blast. I told her that I had warned her and she laughed and said that I shoot like a fire hose; what ever that meant.

I got dressed and walked out with a water bottle, some mints and a big ass smile replaying the head shot and her reaction.

Her reaction was similar to the guy in the video below. It was funny as hell.

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Sounds you weaponized that thing! Sell it to the military.
 
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When I find a spa that gives PMs, I ask the girl to draw a target on the ceiling tile and aim for it. Might put an eye out otherwise..........
 
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I had a really cute younger lady get me so excited that i was shooting up so high that she put her free hand flat and palm down above it to block the blasts or else they would have hit her head.
 
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G'sstang

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lsklkng said:
You didn't have to cry bro. Im pretty sure its happened to all of us at one point or another.
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Haha...that's not what he meant and you know it!

Reminds me of the two guys talking. The one didn't know the other was gay. Gay guy says to straight guy: "Do you remember your first blow job?" Straight guy: "Of course I do". Gay guy: "Did you swallow?" Hahaha!
 
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I've hit ceiling before at couple places. Splat. Then it kinda drips there like a jizz icicle I don't know how paint can stick to the walls at some of thes spots. You see all the baby oil and jizm spots all over if you turn the light switch dimmer up. Spleck. Splat
 
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I am envious of you guys. I could do that maybe 20 years ago. Now, it's rare that I can shoot past my bellybutton. Most of the time just flows out.
 
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G'sstang said:
Over a year ago, I was banging this asian gal who I had been spending a lot of time with. Despite the fact that she had been in the country for quite some time, she really had trouble with her english and at times it was very hard to communicate with her. Well, we're really going at it doggystyle when she tells me that she wants me to cum on her teeth. That was a totally new one for me, but who was I to argue. So, I'm ready to cum and I tell her to roll over. She gets on her back and I tell her to open her mouth. She gives me this funny look and doesn't open for me. Well, next thing you know I shoot a load on her face and right into her hair. She immediately starts screaming at me and runs in the bathroom for a towel. When she comes out, I asked her what the problem was and remind her that it was her idea for me to cum on her teeth. She looks at me and says slowly: "Teets, teets". I told her I heard teeth. She could tell from the look on my face that I felt terrible and wasn't pulling a douchebag move on her. Fortunately, she just started laughing. Believe it or not, I still see her every couple of weeks, but I don't cum on her face, hair or teeth!
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Hook me up
 
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Mara_massage

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G'sstang said:
Over a year ago, I was banging this asian gal who I had been spending a lot of time with. Despite the fact that she had been in the country for quite some time, she really had trouble with her english and at times it was very hard to communicate with her. Well, we're really going at it doggystyle when she tells me that she wants me to cum on her teeth. That was a totally new one for me, but who was I to argue. So, I'm ready to cum and I tell her to roll over. She gets on her back and I tell her to open her mouth. She gives me this funny look and doesn't open for me. Well, next thing you know I shoot a load on her face and right into her hair. She immediately starts screaming at me and runs in the bathroom for a towel. When she comes out, I asked her what the problem was and remind her that it was her idea for me to cum on her teeth. She looks at me and says slowly: "Teets, teets". I told her I heard teeth. She could tell from the look on my face that I felt terrible and wasn't pulling a douchebag move on her. Fortunately, she just started laughing. Believe it or not, I still see her every couple of weeks, but I don't cum on her face, hair or teeth!
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Was this non pay for play ?? Were You dating Her,Just curious ??
 
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