You sound like a guy who plays it safe. DO NOT go to Philly. You will crap your pants as soon as Billy Penn's hat is in sight.
Check out the mall, go to Cinnabon and settle in at one of those comfy cafe tables in the middle of the massive hallways and groove to the '70s laid back channel oozing through the mysterious speakers.
Scroll your i-phone to the KOP Russians discussion on this board and call/text the number for an appointment. It will be very safe, easy. A little over priced, but safe, convenient and will get the job done. You're welcome.