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Hookups outside the hobby

Nathanb

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I’ve been reading this section and there are some really interesting topics. I thought I’ll start one of my own. So, I’ve been working with my nutritionist and she is really beautiful. Needless to say I’m terribly attracted to her and wish I could seduce her. I’m wondering if any of you have ever made it happen in day to day life? Anyone hooked up with your hair stylist, dentist, gym instructor, nutritionist, lady at the grocery counter or other women you come across on regular basis? Let’s share some blasts from the past.
 

Hardrobert

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Let's see.... in no particular order: pharmacist, chiropractor, opera singer(s), college professor (after I had graduated), friends wife (with his knowledge), friends wife (w/o his knowledge, boss's secretary, bartender, waitress, anesthesiologist, amp mms, friends daughter, brother's date (she wanted to do brothers), fiance's best gf, fiance's best gf's other best friend, etc.
 

AutomaticSlim

Wine is fine, but whiskey is quicker...
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Let's see.... in no particular order: pharmacist, chiropractor, opera singer(s), college professor (after I had graduated), friends wife (with his knowledge), friends wife (w/o his knowledge, boss's secretary, bartender, waitress, anesthesiologist, amp mms, friends daughter, brother's date (she wanted to do brothers), fiance's best gf, fiance's best gf's other best friend, etc.

Guess which one impresses me the most??? :p

Lucky you!
Way to go!
 

Hardrobert

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Slim - I am going to guess the fiance's best gf...
Nathan - at the tender age of 71 I have had a lot of opportunities...
LOL
So, no lists from you 2 or others?
 

AutomaticSlim

Wine is fine, but whiskey is quicker...
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Slim - I am going to guess the fiance's best gf...
Nathan - at the tender age of 71 I have had a lot of opportunities...
LOL
So, no lists from you 2 or others?
From me?
I have never had a free hookup.
Been paying for it my whole life.
But it's OK.
I'd rather bang hot hookers than get stuck with the mediocre Millies that would certainly be my fate if I went the conventional route.
 

Salty Vet

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Lol - 67 and a lot of memories
Teen behind the bakery counter.
Swedish teen tour guide Palma
Spain. Vikingo Hotel.. stayed with her for two weeks liberty in her room with roommate.
Friends sisters best friend.
Daughter of VP Florida marine manufacturer
Wife of Georgia sheriff at manufacturing show. First Butt.
Show singer and entertainer in Disney world Florida.
Many strange in the club seen in CJ
My sisters co worker from LI
Bride to be at her bachelorette party.
My sisters customers sister. Tightest I ever had . Dated for a year.
Nurse
Secretary who worked at UN.

Hahaha. What a good time.
 

ATL Guy

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At 63, too many to list. In my younger years, if she could fog a mirror I'd bang her. The best was a church choir director, not at the church though. I do have some morals.
 

Salty Vet

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Irish uncle ( my Godfather) would tell me to ask them all.
In a nice way, make them laugh, a nice compliment, would they like to play a little bit. Ya never know!!
 

248Lancer

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I've got another 20+ yrs to catch up with a few guys, but my list consists of:
Friend's 22yo au pair, friend's 19yo kid sister, a friend-of-a-freind's fiance (took her to Disney for a weekend, then she gave him the ring back), Bartender, Auto Show model, Doc in town for a convention, female friend's married bestie (multiple times husband still doesn't know), married ex-gf, 3some w/Australian lawyers on vacation, paralegal in town with her boss for a trial...and the weirdest:

Married older sister of a cute but shy 30yo I was trying to pick up in a bar. Married sister wanted to leave, so told shy sister, "let me show you how to seal the deal", and invited me back to shy girl's place. She called her husband to say she was staying over while I DATY, then I fucked the crap out of her. Shy girl hid in the next room and wouldn't come out. Shy girl's apt. was 2 blocks from my place, and I never saw them before or since.
 

Don Hollinger

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From me?
I have never had a free hookup.
Been paying for it my whole life.
But it's OK.
I'd rather bang hot hookers than get stuck with the mediocre Millies that would certainly be my fate if I went the conventional route.
Why waste all that time with civvies, hit or miss, especially in late middle age? And civvie gals got all kinds of issues.

Sure, I pay, and would rather be eating fish in a barrel when I want it than lurking at Whole foods for some kind of conquest.
 

luvjackshack

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receptionist at doctors office , the doctor at the same office , a judge , lawyer , friends daughter , my high school teacher , some random women just driving around , police officer who just gave me a warning for speeding , just about every hostess at wing house and hooters by my house , the list just keeps getting bigger .
 

saylr

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Getting laid “free” is easy as long as you treat women like people. Just remember they’re just like you except probably conditioned from birth to be prude and can’t say what they really want. Just don’t be an asshole, and have good hygiene. I’m not the most attractive, but I am there when the urge hits them, and I do DATY until they say stop (they don’t)

That said, my greatest hits include:
Hotel receptionist who insisted she bring a bill up to my room instead of adding it to my tab.
An Airbnb host (with her husband sleeping in the other room)
An Airbnb host in Japan who didn’t speak any English (but was very clear about consent)
Friend’s GF who was giving me a ride home (and pulled over for a quickie)
Various coworkers over the years at conferences
 

Theman012

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Getting laid “free” is easy as long as you treat women like people. Just remember they’re just like you except probably conditioned from birth to be prude and can’t say what they really want. Just don’t be an asshole, and have good hygiene. I’m not the most attractive, but I am there when the urge hits them, and I do DATY until they say stop (they don’t)

That said, my greatest hits include:
Hotel receptionist who insisted she bring a bill up to my room instead of adding it to my tab.
An Airbnb host (with her husband sleeping in the other room)
An Airbnb host in Japan who didn’t speak any English (but was very clear about consent)
Friend’s GF who was giving me a ride home (and pulled over for a quickie)
Various coworkers over the years at conferences
I’d love to hear the story on the hotel receptionist! That one sounds great haha
 

Doubleyellow

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If you spent any time travelling to China 20-30 years ago, you were their conquest. They knew which room you were in and would frequently bring a friend, or go fetch one if you asked. It wasn't unusual to get a knock on the door at 2 am.
 

BIGBOB62

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If you spent any time travelling to China 20-30 years ago, you were their conquest. They knew which room you were in and would frequently bring a friend, or go fetch one if you asked. It wasn't unusual to get a knock on the door at 2 am.
Back then when i first started going to China, those girls were also spies for the Reds, in addition to being entrepreneurs.
 

efestee

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I was banging my insurance agent for about a year until she found out she wasn't the only "coverage" I had. Felt good to be able to screw my insurance company rather than the other way around. Needless to say I changed companies shortly thereafter.
 
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