i fell off the table

[firr]

so im plowing the shit out of her from the back , i went to my knees to turn her around and my left knee missed to table , now im flying thru the air while my forearm swipes everything off the little table . flowers in water , toilet paper , oils , bottles of alcohol . when i hit the floor i lay still for 5 seconds and did a body scan the same way i do when i fall when running by miss judging a curb , no pain nothing broke except the vase for the flowers , so i stood up she was flipping out and i gave a shrug and plowed the shit out of her from the front .

 

[Huskysenior]

Glad you are both ok. I've almost slid off of table shower tables before but so far nothing like what happened to you.

Be safe!

 

[asianampman]

so im plowing the shit out of her from the back , i went to my knees to turn her around and my left knee missed to table , now im flying thru the air while my forearm swipes everything off the little table . flowers in water , toilet paper , oils , bottles of alcohol . when i hit the floor i lay still for 5 seconds and did a body scan the same way i do when i fall when running by miss judging a curb , no pain nothing broke except the vase for the flowers , so i stood up she was flipping out and i gave a shrug and plowed the shit out of her from the front .

Nice, where were you?

 

[old timer]

so im plowing the shit out of her from the back , i went to my knees to turn her around and my left knee missed to table , now im flying thru the air while my forearm swipes everything off the little table . flowers in water , toilet paper , oils , bottles of alcohol . when i hit the floor i lay still for 5 seconds and did a body scan the same way i do when i fall when running by miss judging a curb , no pain nothing broke except the vase for the flowers , so i stood up she was flipping out and i gave a shrug and plowed the shit out of her from the front .

My greatest fear. I'm sure this happens often, that is why I assume the standing position to finish.

 

[East Lake II]

I’ve had a few slip and fall while giving me a back walk. Frightening as I was afraid they were going to fall on me. When they hit the ground it’s a sickening noise that kinda ruins the session. Fortunately they were OK.

 

[Lotsofpapertowels]

Did you lose or gain erection during the descent?

 

[HungryMonger]

Jesus, now I know the girls don’t exaggerate when they tell me to always be careful going in and out. I’m sure they’d have plenty of similar stories Glad you ok

 

[tonymccallan]

I’m sure they’d have plenty of similar stories

Been there, done that. Not fun. ER has more stories to tell, than the girls would be willing to share

Dude, @firr , feel better soon.

 

[mikepipe]

Glad you are both ok. I've almost slid off of table shower tables before but so far nothing like what happened to you.

Be safe!

Table showers are scary. I'm so careful getting on and off. So easy to slip.

 

[jasonmet0099]

Table showers are scary. I'm so careful getting on and off. So easy to slip.

I always reach for the wall or door frame once I manage to get off the table. Then they start to aggressively towel you off while you’re standing on a wet tile floor. I always do a shuffle on the way out too, like walking on ice. I’m surprised I haven’t fallen. Maybe I’ll start bringing my own rubber boots!

 

[jasonmet0099]

I’ve had a few slip and fall while giving me a back walk. Frightening as I was afraid they were going to fall on me. When they hit the ground it’s a sickening noise that kinda ruins the session. Fortunately they were OK.

Damn, that’s like a seven foot drop for their heads. Scary.

 

[jimmythegreek]

I was leaving a joint a few years ago and the guy down the hall was having issues and they had to call 911. thats the MPs worst nightmare unwanted attention......glad your OK

 

[livinthedream]

Table showers are scary. I'm so careful getting on and off. So easy to slip.

i've seen table shower setups where i've been afraid of getting electrocuted. im sure these places are not 100% up to code.

 

[jasonmet0099]

so im plowing the shit out of her from the back , i went to my knees to turn her around and my left knee missed to table , now im flying thru the air while my forearm swipes everything off the little table . flowers in water , toilet paper , oils , bottles of alcohol . when i hit the floor i lay still for 5 seconds and did a body scan the same way i do when i fall when running by miss judging a curb , no pain nothing broke except the vase for the flowers , so i stood up she was flipping out and i gave a shrug and plowed the shit out of her from the front .

I just re-read this completely stoned. It’s probably the funniest post on the site. The fucking shoulder shrug.

 

[Jumpin]

Was there couple days ago..tables are small and can be loud at times. So went to the floor and pounded away