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It’s been really bad lately.

Ntc1969

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Hello all,


Apologies for the rant ahead of time.

Just decided to create an account here, even though I’ve been stalking for quite some time. I’ve been at this game for about 15 years or so. It all started for me when a coworker of mine was bragging about MP’s. I was curious and my relationship was ice cold in that department so I gave it a try and I’ve been hooked ever since. I tried out about 6 or so spots before finally settling on one that really did it for me. They had a really consistent quality of girls, but inevitably they closed down with the girls going all over. I’ve only ever tried the same girl once or twice and never remembered names or anything. At first I thought the most I’d ever get was a BJ but it’s only ever been FS with the exception of one time where I was tricked into paying $100 for BJ when I thought I was getting FS. She basically sat on my face in a way I couldn’t move while she sucked me off. I couldn’t complain though. It was honestly the best BJ I’ve ever had. She was good.

I’ve had a lot of fun times over the years, but I have to admit that lately it’s not even hit or miss. It’s just been miss all around.

First off many of these women I’ve been with in the last year or so somehow thinks it’s attractive or cute to act like a child using baby talk and shit. While some men might find this hot, I find it annoying. on my last adventure the woman spent a great deal of time making fun of my ass. She couldn’t get over how big it was. And yes, I have a big bubble butt but nobody’s ever commented on it before and I didn’t really appreciate it. I probably should’ve just gotten up and walked out then, but unfortunately I had already paid to fuck her. It really isn’t even that big.

Second, there is an art to the tease that seems to have been lost, even though it was never really great to begin with here. I remember even my first time in Thailand when they have you on your back, they do things that make sure that you are rock hard by the flip. It can be something as simple as a little wisp of the back of your balls as they are massaging your thighs. Back home here in America. I make sure that they have ample access to my balls just in case they don’t really wanna work that hard but they can’t even be bothered to do that. So most of the time I’m limp on the flip. Add to that, I am not a two pump chump. And I think that even the ones that do get a pretty good rhythm going tend to lose interest or stamina after just a few minutes.
That was very noticeable on a recent visit when I was in New Jersey. I found a spot and it was a bit pricey. (about $300 for an hour.) I didn’t have a choice, but I was happy with the available option. A fairly decent looking Brazilian girl, D-cup, a little chubby(I don’t mind) and barely spoke any English. They gave me the VIP room because it was the only room available, which had its own table shower. I decided to forgo the massage since this place said they were pretty strict about going over on time and the rate was pretty much double if you did. Since she took off all of her clothes for the table shower (no one has ever done that before.) I decided I wanted to get started under the running water. It was pretty hot. She started fucking me in reverse cowgirl, and it was going well for a while, but she needed a break so we moved into the other room on the massage table. We started fooling around for a while. Things got hot again, and she got on top of me but then I got distracted because she left the water running in the table shower room and I really do not like to waste water and I couldn’t concentrate so I asked her to stop so I can go turn off the water. I know it sounds crazy, but this is just the way I am sometimes.



Anyways I get on top of her and start fucking her for a while and she starts moaning but it was really bad and not really believable and at this point, I’m just too inside my own head and can’t stay hard. She goes back to sucking me off it that seems to be doing the trick for a little bit and now I’m just focusing on busting. She switches up and gets on top of me again it’s going fine and then she starts fake moaning again. I go limp. She gets off me put on a new condom. (we’ve probably gone through like five or six condoms at this point.) I ask her to 69. She doesn’t want to which is fine, so I end up just jerking myself off. Yep $300 to jerk myself off. Oh, and a few days later I came down with Covid and I’m pretty sure I got it there.



This may be one of the worst experiences, but I’ve pretty much just stopped going, because every experience has not been great for at least the last year, with the exception of one place and this one specific woman who is probably in her 40s. She’s the only one that has obliged to fuck me in the ass when I asked her to but the last time I went there she wasn’t working there anymore and I didn’t want to risk spending a shit load of money for someone who wouldn’t give me what I wanted.
Anyone else having consistently bad experiences lately? do you have any recommendations or advice?
 

roaz1

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This seems a bit much for the regular discussion section no? Everything about this business is YMMV but if you find what you like, stick with it, maybe get their whatsapp or wechat or something.
 

ChicaCribin90s

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Hello all,
She’s the only one that has obliged to fuck me in the ass when I asked her to
I just have to ask, fuck you in the ass with what? You go in there with something for them to use on you or what's the story?

Sounds to me my dude that you've got to seriously consider going to less expensive places and when you do find a girl like that specific woman probably in her 40's, make it a point to get her to do work outside so you don't lose contact. Otherwise, you're going to be on an expensive never ending quest for something like that 40 year old, and I will tell you, considering the influx of talent from south america out here, right now is prime time to bag something. And that goes for anyone. Lots of shorties out there just looking to shack up.
 

ALL THUMBS

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Hello all,


Apologies for the rant ahead of time.

Just decided to create an account here, even though I’ve been stalking for quite some time. I’ve been at this game for about 15 years or so. It all started for me when a coworker of mine was bragging about MP’s. I was curious and my relationship was ice cold in that department so I gave it a try and I’ve been hooked ever since. I tried out about 6 or so spots before finally settling on one that really did it for me. They had a really consistent quality of girls, but inevitably they closed down with the girls going all over. I’ve only ever tried the same girl once or twice and never remembered names or anything. At first I thought the most I’d ever get was a BJ but it’s only ever been FS with the exception of one time where I was tricked into paying $100 for BJ when I thought I was getting FS. She basically sat on my face in a way I couldn’t move while she sucked me off. I couldn’t complain though. It was honestly the best BJ I’ve ever had. She was good.

I’ve had a lot of fun times over the years, but I have to admit that lately it’s not even hit or miss. It’s just been miss all around.

First off many of these women I’ve been with in the last year or so somehow thinks it’s attractive or cute to act like a child using baby talk and shit. While some men might find this hot, I find it annoying. on my last adventure the woman spent a great deal of time making fun of my ass. She couldn’t get over how big it was. And yes, I have a big bubble butt but nobody’s ever commented on it before and I didn’t really appreciate it. I probably should’ve just gotten up and walked out then, but unfortunately I had already paid to fuck her. It really isn’t even that big.

Second, there is an art to the tease that seems to have been lost, even though it was never really great to begin with here. I remember even my first time in Thailand when they have you on your back, they do things that make sure that you are rock hard by the flip. It can be something as simple as a little wisp of the back of your balls as they are massaging your thighs. Back home here in America. I make sure that they have ample access to my balls just in case they don’t really wanna work that hard but they can’t even be bothered to do that. So most of the time I’m limp on the flip. Add to that, I am not a two pump chump. And I think that even the ones that do get a pretty good rhythm going tend to lose interest or stamina after just a few minutes.
That was very noticeable on a recent visit when I was in New Jersey. I found a spot and it was a bit pricey. (about $300 for an hour.) I didn’t have a choice, but I was happy with the available option. A fairly decent looking Brazilian girl, D-cup, a little chubby(I don’t mind) and barely spoke any English. They gave me the VIP room because it was the only room available, which had its own table shower. I decided to forgo the massage since this place said they were pretty strict about going over on time and the rate was pretty much double if you did. Since she took off all of her clothes for the table shower (no one has ever done that before.) I decided I wanted to get started under the running water. It was pretty hot. She started fucking me in reverse cowgirl, and it was going well for a while, but she needed a break so we moved into the other room on the massage table. We started fooling around for a while. Things got hot again, and she got on top of me but then I got distracted because she left the water running in the table shower room and I really do not like to waste water and I couldn’t concentrate so I asked her to stop so I can go turn off the water. I know it sounds crazy, but this is just the way I am sometimes.



Anyways I get on top of her and start fucking her for a while and she starts moaning but it was really bad and not really believable and at this point, I’m just too inside my own head and can’t stay hard. She goes back to sucking me off it that seems to be doing the trick for a little bit and now I’m just focusing on busting. She switches up and gets on top of me again it’s going fine and then she starts fake moaning again. I go limp. She gets off me put on a new condom. (we’ve probably gone through like five or six condoms at this point.) I ask her to 69. She doesn’t want to which is fine, so I end up just jerking myself off. Yep $300 to jerk myself off. Oh, and a few days later I came down with Covid and I’m pretty sure I got it there.



This may be one of the worst experiences, but I’ve pretty much just stopped going, because every experience has not been great for at least the last year, with the exception of one place and this one specific woman who is probably in her 40s. She’s the only one that has obliged to fuck me in the ass when I asked her to but the last time I went there she wasn’t working there anymore and I didn’t want to risk spending a shit load of money for someone who wouldn’t give me what I wanted.
Anyone else having consistently bad experiences lately? do you have any recommendations or advice?
Go on Amazon and get an artificial pussy with non scented massage oil, baby oil,or whatever. Whenever you have the urge, use it. It feels better than human pussy without the bullshit. Also no attitude, up selling, STI, Covid, condom, fear of breakage, law enforcement, robbery, assault, public humiliation, etc. Also you will save a fortune,which you can invest for your future.
 

AutomaticSlim

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do you have any recommendations or advice?
I say this all the time: Save up and go to better (more expensive) places, like the upscale AMPs in Manhattan.
Lots of young, pretty Japanese girls.
See them before Japan's economy turns around, because then they'll be gone forever.

Oh, by the way, I HATE when people waste water or leave lights turned on unnecessarily as well.
I once got up and turned of a running shower mid-session. The girl was rather shocked that I cared. I was quite shocked that she left it running.
 

mccovey

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I say this all the time: Save up and go to better (more expensive) places, like the upscale AMPs in Manhattan.
Lots of young, pretty Japanese girls.
See them before Japan's economy turns around, because then they'll be gone forever.

Oh, by the way, I HATE when people waste water or leave lights turned on unnecessarily as well.
I once got up and turned of a running shower mid-session. The girl was rather shocked that I cared. I was quite shocked that she left it running.
Agreed . I lectured my friend about leaving the water on while shaving , which is completely wasteful
 

spoofies

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Agreed with OP for the most part but I come across these mediocre services usually from the younger girls. Most of the solid vets either went indie, increased their prices significantly or left the scene. The fake moans and orgasms are a big turn off for me. I can't even blame the girls for doing this, it's all the guys who fall for it and write a review saying they made her "O" 96 times before they left. Out of all the girls I've seen, I think I've only had 2 girls legitimately orgasm so either I'm the absolute worst in bed or everyone who writes these reviews are sex gods.
 

tehtank

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Agreed with OP for the most part but I come across these mediocre services usually from the younger girls. Most of the solid vets either went indie, increased their prices significantly or left the scene. The fake moans and orgasms are a big turn off for me. I can't even blame the girls for doing this, it's all the guys who fall for it and write a review saying they made her "O" 96 times before they left. Out of all the girls I've seen, I think I've only had 2 girls legitimately orgasm so either I'm the absolute worst in bed or everyone who writes these reviews are sex gods.
I think the majority of the guys who think they’ve made these pros O have only / mostly had sex with pros so their benchmark is hilariously skewed.
 

mitchxy1

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So, I'm not the only crazy one that would be bothered by wasted running water LOL!
And yeah, if you know they're faking it, it just makes you feel even more insecure about your skills and just mentally fucks with you. But I guess they think they're helping, or else they would just be silent and look bored, which doesn't help either.
 

mitchxy1

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Agreeing with OP. Teasing is a lost art. Not sure if most women have learned it even. IDK about most guys, but I need that mental stimulation, even drama, to get me going. What, you're married but unhappy? Or you just broke out of prison? You're my wife's best friend and you want me bad? LOL!!
 

Anonajohn

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Apologies for the rant ahead of time.
You need to start posting a review or two. You are obviously going to places. Share with the board. BONUS, you not only get access to private details in order to make better more informed decisions about who to meet and where to spend your money, but also gain a little street cred that you can DM some of your fellow mongers on here about things they maybe left out of a review but will be willing to share with you privately, if only you had posted some of your own reviews.
 

Kickbutt

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You need to start posting a review or two. You are obviously going to places. Share with the board. BONUS, you not only get access to private details in order to make better more informed decisions about who to meet and where to spend your money, but also gain a little street cred that you can DM some of your fellow mongers on here about things they maybe left out of a review but will be willing to share with you privately, if only you had posted some of your own reviews.
Factz!! Truly save money and avoid bad experiences
 
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