So here's my update on this:
These guys must be trolling people. So I went into BK yesterday and called them. After trying a few times, a woman with an Eastern European accent answered and said they were available tomorrow and that they had a nice 24yo. Okay cool. I called them today after noon and they said they were opening at 2:00. Okay. So I drove out there and call them at 2:00, ask if I can see them now and the woman said "sorry baby, no ______________ today." (she said something I didn't understand; maybe "blowjobs"?) and then hung up on me.
So maybe
@Singleman56 is onto something... or if it is them, they're not taking new clients or being very selective. I dunno what to make of it, but there's my intel.