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Looking for a no extras decent massage

imagingwork99

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1604 South is a joke - Went there last week (first time) - WORST massage ever.

I kept my boxers on to see what she would do and she totally took them right off as soon as she walked in - even laughed.
Massage was a total joke - she went in for the HE and I told her no - left after with no tip.
 

roy1074

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Hand and Stone is considered Holy Grail
Hand and stone is more concerned with draping than doing a good, legit massage. They’re not even allowed to massage your hood or buttocks. So how the FUCK are you getting any benefit for things like lumbar or hip arthritis, and sciatica? American trained massage therapists are not even permitted to climb up on the table either. I LOVE it when they kneel with their knees on either side of my head, and put all 100 lbs into my sore and aching old body! Hands go on her calves, without any “inappropriate” contact, with ZERO objections, because it’s just a comfortable place to put them , vs dangling down beside the table. Try THAT with some uptight American bitch!
 

roy1074

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Hand and stone is more concerned with draping than doing a good, legit massage. They’re not even allowed to massage your hood or buttocks. So how the FUCK are you getting any benefit for things like lumbar or hip arthritis, and sciatica? American trained massage therapists are not even permitted to climb up on the table either. I LOVE it when they kneel with their knees on either side of my head, and put all 100 lbs into my sore and aching old body! Hands go on her calves, without any “inappropriate” contact, with ZERO objections, because it’s just a comfortable place to put them , vs dangling down beside the table. Try THAT with some uptight American bitch!
Goddamned auto correct! Should say “hips” or buttocks!
 

roy1074

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I don't really want the extras but I guess I wouldn't mind going to a R/T and just declining if that's okay, would still tip decently
Either Reflexology shop, Bala Cynwyd or Ardmore, have excellent massage therapists on staff, HE optional, as lots of customers are women, and they do couples as well. Also Lots of older dudes with no interest in a HE, but they absolutely LOVE being “regulars”, hanging out with the girls, and sometimes even getting invited to lunch etc!
 

findinit

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Hand and stone is more concerned with draping than doing a good, legit massage. They’re not even allowed to massage your hood or buttocks. So how the FUCK are you getting any benefit for things like lumbar or hip arthritis, and sciatica? American trained massage therapists are not even permitted to climb up on the table either. I LOVE it when they kneel with their knees on either side of my head, and put all 100 lbs into my sore and aching old body! Hands go on her calves, without any “inappropriate” contact, with ZERO objections, because it’s just a comfortable place to put them , vs dangling down beside the table. Try THAT with some uptight American bitch!
I've had independent (i.e., American) massage therapists that hit all the muscles (except one, of course). But it's the exception. Most therapists aren't very good period. In my experience, the skill level at Hand and Stone/Massage Envy is hit or miss, mostly miss. My hamstrings are basically made of concrete so it takes a skilled masseuse to work out the knots. When you find a great therapist you hold on for dear life.
 

roy1074

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I've had independent (i.e., American) massage therapists that hit all the muscles (except one, of course). But it's the exception. Most therapists aren't very good period. In my experience, the skill level at Hand and Stone/Massage Envy is hit or miss, mostly miss. My hamstrings are basically made of concrete so it takes a skilled masseuse to work out the knots. When you find a great therapist you hold on for dear life.
Reflexology Bala Cynwyd, ask for Meeka. I'm made of concrete myself, and she's one of very few who could even help a little. She has a cousin, Jessie, who's even better. Jessie used to work at Meridian Medica, in center city, but has since moved, I believe to NE Philly.
 

stk127

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Reflexology Bala Cynwyd, ask for Meeka. I'm made of concrete myself, and she's one of very few who could even help a little. She has a cousin, Jessie, who's even better. Jessie used to work at Meridian Medica, in center city, but has since moved, I believe to NE Philly.
do you know where in ne philly jessie is working?
 

roy1074

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do you know where in ne philly jessie is working?
I have asked, and the girls are intentionally vague. Could be that her new place does HE, and they don’t want me to know? Meridian was therapeutic only. I’ll ask again.
 

unc

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There are quite a few reviews here about Liang in Roxborough. The reviews I've read indicate that all the women there give good massages and no extras are available with any of them, but Lisa is the only one I've had there who is a hottie as well. Lisa is great looking with a great body and in her mid twenties. HF is only $35.
 

findinit

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There are quite a few reviews here about Liang in Roxborough. The reviews I've read indicate that all the women there give good massages and no extras are available with any of them, but Lisa is the only one I've had there who is a hottie as well. Lisa is great looking with a great body and in her mid twenties. HF is only $35.
Having been there 3 times I believe that "Hotties" is a stretch if not straight up misleading, and the massage quality was just ok. The only thing that place has going for it is the low price point, but even that is of limited utility when you add up your time and the frustration (humiliation?) of DIY. If I returned, it would be on a day when I'm broke (which is always) and I just need a woman's hands on my body for a few minutes. It isn't much, but it's a good value for what it is.
 

unc

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I did not say that there were "hotties" there, I said that Lisa was hot. Her massage was great and she meets the requirements of the OP, "Looking for a no extras decent massage by attractive young asian women." The DIY issue is not relevant because the original post was not interested in extras. I've seen one other women there and she was not much to look at, but the massage was also very good.
 
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