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bor3dmonk3y

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The unknown. It's probably just as thrilling for me as the hobby itself. Maybe you can relate.

I like meeting a variety of providers; rarely do I see the same one twice intentionally. I like trying new places, following the directions to some apartment on the first floor or the basement of a commercial building --they're all hiding in plain sight, aren't they?-- sometimes waiting for next instructions from an unknown texter.

But that's usually when I initiate with a new spot, when I'm prepared to verify myself, after reading a couple of write-ups here. Yesterday it was the other way.

I received a text from an unknown number. A quick goog shows it's for a venue reviewed only a couple times here. I have never been there myself.

This texter must have gotten my number from a MMS from the other spots I frequent.

Pics? None. Names? Some generic Western girl's name. What kind of service? Just short, coy, vague replies, like "u kno" or a winking emoji.

GDI. I'm a sucker for the unknown. I'll probably visit this week.

Yes, yes, considering what's happening, I'm not exactly play-it-safe kinda monger. Did I mention I like the unknown?

Who else has had unknown mms/providers initiate texting to you?
 

Rombulous

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Lt. Gonzalez got your number.

You've been identified as an asymptomatic super spreader of COVID19.

PREPARE TO BE AMBUSHED BY STATE TROOPERS AND HIGH ARTILLERY MARKSMEN from the elite ranks of the ROTC graduating class of '07!!!

You will be quarantined after being subdued tranquilized and booked and convicted in record time by an appellate Judge while in a forced coma. The crime is joyriding during a pandemic which carries a punishment of 10 years probation and 2 years isolation from any vagina.
 

bor3dmonk3y

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Lt. Gonzalez got your number.

You've been identified as an asymptomatic super spreader of COVID19.

PREPARE TO BE AMBUSHED BY STATE TROOPERS AND HIGH ARTILLERY MARKSMEN from the elite ranks of the ROTC graduating class of '07!!!

You will be quarantined after being subdued tranquilized and booked and convicted in record time by an appellate Judge while in a forced coma. The crime is joyriding during a pandemic which carries a punishment of 10 years probation and 2 years isolation from any vagina.
high artillery marksmen lol
 
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