I suspect that Kelso isn't Pattaya. You're better off googling for escorts in Portland, where the choices are going to be better.
One of my favorites is now an hour away, but she's worth the drive.
Besides, would you rather have Jack in the Box in your hometown or drive an hour for IN-N-Out? Life is short, not all burgers are the same.
And if you're new to this, and you want more than a happy ending--you'll have to decide how much privacy you'll be willing to give up. AMPs take on all comers but AAMPs operate out of apartments where civillians live. So they're careful as to who they let inside.
That's an eternal debate here btw.
Good luck.