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Crowchild

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#41
I will voice a single grumble, as the cigar burns slow and the whiskey burns fast.
If you put up a review and can not speak of the amenities provided at the facility nor its cleanliness, the attitude of the MMS or the provider in question, or at least the quality and skill of the massage given, you can fuck ALL the way off, right to the 8th layer of hell.
What ought to be PM'd should be PM'd, but the basics should be explained. Render unto Ceasar and all, but half baked bullshit by clods looking for extra clock time should be treated with the disdain they clearly seek.
 

Crowchild

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Reviews: 13
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#42
Nobody is saying that these boards are the sole reason that a place will get in trouble . But it becomes one heck of a tool in assisting for warrants or whatever they need to go in. Once upon a Time there was a very popular girl that worked at a spa called Hanna, she had a pile of printouts thrown down in front of her and asked her what these dollar amounts and references were all about. So yes they will come into play but they're not the initial reason a place gets in the trouble.
XDDDD oh damn, it be like that sometimes?
 

MartyS

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Messages: 329
Reviews: 43
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#44
Nobody is saying that these boards are the sole reason that a place will get in trouble . But it becomes one heck of a tool in assisting for warrants or whatever they need to go in. Once upon a Time there was a very popular girl that worked at a spa called Hanna, she had a pile of printouts thrown down in front of her and asked her what these dollar amounts and references were all about. So yes they will come into play but they're not the initial reason a place gets in the trouble.
What? Do you really think this is evidence that could be used in a court or in front of a judge.

Okay I confess. I have a 6 foot long pecker. I had boom boom with an alien from Mars. I came so hard it shot her back up into space for a free ride back to Mars. I sure hope uncle LEO doesn't use this confession against me.

This evidence is about a good as a drunk crack-head from 5 years ago.

Relax guys. Some people don't actually believe everything they read on the Internet. No Spa is responsible for something some hairy guy writes on any board at 3:00 am.
 

Jnj041

Review Contributor
Messages: 1,295
Reviews: 51
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#45
What? Do you really think this is evidence that could be used in a court or in front of a judge.

Okay I confess. I have a 6 foot long pecker. I had boom boom with an alien from Mars. I came so hard it shot her back up into space for a free ride back to Mars. I sure hope uncle LEO doesn't use this confession against me.

This evidence is about a good as a drunk crack-head from 5 years ago.

Relax guys. Some people don't actually believe everything they read on the Internet. No Spa is responsible for something some hairy guy writes on any board at 3:00 am.
Try reading what I wrote. It's used as a tool. It's not about the John getting in trouble it's about the spa.
 

rainman62

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Reviews: 28
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#47
I was a Blue Star (especially Hanna) former client, so I was glad to see this related revival of sorts. I thought BSS was tucked well back discreetly to the rear of Lehigh Street strip mall, like who would complain? Just checked out the new area on Google, I haven't visited grand opening week yet. That being said, what a well thought out stand-alone place to land. Very industrial in the vicinity, no residences within reasonable distance, appropriate amount (about 6) parking accessibility, just ideal. I agree with whatever we can do to keep this one from coming under scrutiny, I don't see who would complain, Lil Sal?
 

MartyS

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#48
I was a Blue Star (especially Hanna) former client, so I was glad to see this related revival of sorts. I thought BSS was tucked well back discreetly to the rear of Lehigh Street strip mall, like who would complain? Just checked out the new area on Google, I haven't visited grand opening week yet. That being said, what a well thought out stand-alone place to land. Very industrial in the vicinity, no residences within reasonable distance, appropriate amount (about 6) parking accessibility, just ideal. I agree with whatever we can do to keep this one from coming under scrutiny, I don't see who would complain, Lil Sal?
Anytime you're in a high traffic area, like a big shopping center and with all those stores with all those employees it just doesn't take long for the rumors to get started. The new Sasy location IMHO is great.
 

Waterboy68

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Messages: 150
Reviews: 40
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#49
I was a Blue Star (especially Hanna) former client, so I was glad to see this related revival of sorts. I thought BSS was tucked well back discreetly to the rear of Lehigh Street strip mall, like who would complain? Just checked out the new area on Google, I haven't visited grand opening week yet. That being said, what a well thought out stand-alone place to land. Very industrial in the vicinity, no residences within reasonable distance, appropriate amount (about 6) parking accessibility, just ideal. I agree with whatever we can do to keep this one from coming under scrutiny, I don't see who would complain, Lil Sal?
Yes I was a little anxious my first visit to BSS walking through the shopping center parking lot. But everything was great when I saw the huge and usually empty parking lot in the back.
 

pamassageguy

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Messages: 123
Reviews: 19
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#51
Have any of you trekked up to the Hamburg spa? It's also a pretty isolated location, I haven't been able to try it because I have some relatives who live right by there.
 

Keefer

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Reviews: 14
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#53
I saw Leah, of Chun fame, there one time. Although located just off Rt 61 the parking lot is barely visible from the highway making it very discree. It's a beautiful spa with large spacious rooms.
 

MetsFan20

Ball Girls Daddy
Messages: 234
Reviews: 18
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#54
Maybe we could all make a gentleman's agreement to not post anything graphic. Just a description of the girls and a general overview of quality of service. Something similar to what the reviews used to be on spa hunters.
So how has this been working out so far…..lol
 

Jnj041

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#56
So how has this been working out so far…..lol
It probably could work if it wasn't for the establishment provoking everybody to write reviews. I still don't understand for the life of me just because they ask that you have to do it. Some people look at it like a free pass to tell the world about their experience I guess or something like that. Like I've said before, if I was the very best car thief in Allentown I wouldn't go shouting it from the rooftops.
 
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