New Spa opened: Coral Essex Spa

[Massagenist]

I saw a new place opened on Essex st., but I haven’t had the chance to stop by yet. I was wondering if it was worth my time,,,,

 

[Gold Slayer]

That’s a good area for me to check out too

 

[Ripple65]

1st seeing a 332 area code for anything related to NYC

 

[Tourist]

Too funny. I'm dating myself here, but in Revenge of the Nerds II (a pretty awful late 80s sequel to a great original), the Tri-Lambs stayed at the Coral Essex Hotel...but the neon light was out in the C, the E, and the S, leaving it to read...well, you can figure it out.

 

[demurecat]

I like the way naming their business. Very good sense of humor. I'd be a horny King in the ocean.

 

[Yangwei]

https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/bts/d/new-york-your-best-massage-in-lower/7163089591.html

 

[diamondbill]

Too funny. I'm dating myself here, but in Revenge of the Nerds II (a pretty awful late 80s sequel to a great original), the Tri-Lambs stayed at the Coral Essex Hotel...but the neon light was out in the C, the E, and the S, leaving it to read...well, you can figure it out.

LOL - Yea I'm old enough to remember that one too. And yes, it's the first thing I thought of when I saw this post.

 

[KRS1]

I like the way naming their business. Very good sense of humor. I'd be a horny King in the ocean.

I like the humor too but I am not too certain it was intentional...

 

[captain.williams.2]

North side of Delancey?, might be the rents are down

 

[Uniquelyme]

1st seeing a 332 area code for anything related to NYC

https://money.cnn.com/2017/05/02/technology/new-york-332-area-code-new/index.html

 

[dudenuts]

https://money.cnn.com/2017/05/02/technology/new-york-332-area-code-new/index.html

lol i remeber when 646 was something i didnt want either. 332 just sounds so foreign

 

[KRS1]

lol i remeber when 646 was something i didnt want either. 332 just sounds so foreign

Seriously, but I guess soon it's gonna seem Ok like 646 does now

 

[dogstar]

Too funny. I'm dating myself here, but in Revenge of the Nerds II (a pretty awful late 80s sequel to a great original), the Tri-Lambs stayed at the Coral Essex Hotel...but the neon light was out in the C, the E, and the S, leaving it to read...well, you can figure it out.

That's the first thing i thought of when i saw this thread title!

 

[cutterman]

You mean HOTel cORAL esSEX.

 

[placeflooded]

You mean HOTel cORAL esSEX.

Brilliant!

 

[Spectre123]

In the meantime has anyone visited this place?

 

[heynow]

The signage is a little less than subtle.

Also, skinny jeans and white sneakers?

 

[Xstrudel]

The signage is a little less than subtle.

Also, skinny jeans and white sneakers?

Damn, I'm just noticing that in the picture. Whose legs and sneakers are those?

 

[guiltyplsr]

The name and signage of this place alone bumps it up the list. What an ideal spot for me in normal times. Hoping they live up to it. No reasons to go over the bridge at the moment unless one of you tofft and insists.

 

[Gold Slayer]

Has no one TOFTT here yet ? Hmmm...